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We're a 1% gang. It's a way for us to all lose a little weight, we'll just use 1% milk from now on. Also it's BYOB (bring your own bike) sorry. We can't provide you with one yet. |
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im sorry i just pledged my allegiance to Whole Milk Motors. i have a sidecar on my bike though and if i ever see you in person, you can go for a ride in it and wave to people like the queen and stuff
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Sep 28, 2021 06:15
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i don't have a bike but i'll join if y'all have cool leather jackets with a good logo i'll buy the jacket, i just want a cool leather jacket that goes with a club i'm in
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Sep 28, 2021 13:48
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Escape From Noise posted:We're a 1% gang. It's a way for us to all lose a little weight, we'll just use 1% milk from now on. *I enter the bar and the Yobbers start clamoring to come over and say hello, nice bike, izzat yours, is that leather jacket wool? is the bike wool? can we touch it? do you like cats? do you like puffy stickers? but a broad, hair arm, inked with the fading silhouette of the hammock kitty, holds them back* "hey... leave the lady alone. we don't mess with her" *I down my glass in one sharp gulp and slam it down on the bartop, casting a MEAN eye around the dim room* "that's oat milk she's drinking... we're just a pack of dairy boys to her... and let's just say that if she chewed us up we'd both be going through hell in a few hours..."
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Sep 28, 2021 14:46
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How Wonderful! posted:*I enter the bar and the Yobbers start clamoring to come over and say hello, nice bike, izzat yours, is that leather jacket wool? is the bike wool? can we touch it? do you like cats? do you like puffy stickers? but a broad, hair arm, inked with the fading silhouette of the hammock kitty, holds them back* |
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Sep 28, 2021 14:54
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How Wonderful! posted:*I enter the bar and the Yobbers start clamoring to come over and say hello, nice bike, izzat yours, is that leather jacket wool? is the bike wool? can we touch it? do you like cats? do you like puffy stickers? but a broad, hair arm, inked with the fading silhouette of the hammock kitty, holds them back* *Whispers* You see that Little My tattoo? Don't stare! Yeah. They're a fixer. They come in to fix all the threads Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Dec 17, 2021 |
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Sep 28, 2021 15:09
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before joining, you should know that the byob gang is highly illegal, in large part because of our insanely dangerous initiation rituals. we motor down to the taqueria on fourth, buy you two overstuffed burritos (of your choice), and make you eat them
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Sep 28, 2021 15:16
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Manifisto posted:before joining, you should know that the byob gang is highly illegal, in large part because of our insanely dangerous initiation rituals. we motor down to the taqueria on fourth, buy you two overstuffed burritos (of your choice), and make you eat them |
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Sep 28, 2021 17:04
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*slamming the Foot Locker clerk up against the wall, rattling a wall of heelies to the ground* Bitch, what do you MEAN you don't sell biker boots with Velcro? I've gotta 'cro, you little worm, the only thing these hands are tying into a knot is your loving THROAT *storming out back into the mall, grabbing an Auntie Anne's out of a child's hand. I'm in a violent mood-- like a hurricane about to make landfall. Foot Locker was the final straw after getting RIPPED OFF at Game Stop. $5 store credit for a barely broken PS1 Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete? Are you making GBS threads me?? I look around looking for trouble and make a beeline to the Build a Bear workshop* OK fuckers I'm looking for a bear with a WARRANT and if I don't get one I SWEAR to god I'm opening fire
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Sep 28, 2021 18:30
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Sep 28, 2021 18:34
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(I fell off as I’m lactose intolerant)
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Sep 28, 2021 18:34
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Sep 28, 2021 18:35
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BYOB biker gang should have a 50cc upper limit so we all just ride scooters and mopeds
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Sep 28, 2021 19:38
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*partner gotta watch the kids because I'm going to talk BUSINESS with the gang* *outside the gang is here: Fartsy, Tops, Faux, Leatherweight, Chapass, Slow Ping, Fast Ping, Rindstone, and Plums* *high-fives all around..."Hey, Gameko, where's that partner of yours?" "I told them to stay inside with the kids, because we gotta talk BUSINESS* *we get into it. Chapass crouches in the dust, fat finger tracing out a rough-scale map of the library. inside, he draws a reasonable facsimile of our prize: Mieruko-Chan, new released on blu-ray. Fartsy will grab the goods. high-fives!* |
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Sep 28, 2021 21:02
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tell Plums I'm gonna whup his rear end
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Sep 28, 2021 22:03
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How Wonderful! posted:*slamming the Foot Locker clerk up against the wall, rattling a wall of heelies to the ground* o poo poo get out of her way she's riled up!
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Sep 29, 2021 00:08
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Tell me about your bikes and crimes |
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Sep 29, 2021 01:45
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there's a documentary about the byob motorcycle gang already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Jsw6wwW7A ...that's us coming in at the 2:30 mark Doctor Dogballs fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Sep 29, 2021 ---------------- |
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Sep 29, 2021 03:37
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My sidecar's a bong. Helmet? Bong. I bet you can't guess what the carb does... Air cooled & weed chilled! |
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Sep 29, 2021 04:27
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Barco Fiesta posted:BYOB biker gang should have a 50cc upper limit so we all just ride scooters and mopeds |
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Sep 29, 2021 04:29
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you orbs are gonna freak when you see the size of my morning star
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Sep 29, 2021 14:45
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Barco Fiesta posted:BYOB biker gang should have a 50cc upper limit so we all just ride scooters and mopeds me on my 1.6 HP 49 cc honda dirt bike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq1OMv8enbc https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Sep 29, 2021 14:56
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lol https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Sep 29, 2021 14:57
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BYOB to the Bone BBBBYOB BBBBBBBYOB (I am sorry if someone made that joke already I am still sober)
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Sep 29, 2021 15:48
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on the day i was born the nurses all gathered round and they gazed in wide wonder at the orb they had found
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Sep 29, 2021 15:51
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I don’t know how to ride a motorcycle but I do look insanely good in leather jackets, sooooooo
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Sep 29, 2021 16:58
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Hurfley Durfidson |
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Sep 30, 2021 00:40
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"WOW THESE THINGS ARE LOUD EH" "WHAT?"
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Sep 30, 2021 00:53
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google THIS posted:Hurfley Durfidson
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Sep 30, 2021 00:54
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google THIS posted:Hurfley Durfidson
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got some training wheels on my hog so I can ride safely while doinked
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