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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

for maximum odor elimination is probably the way to go. Here are the correct steps to masking the smell of a horrid poo poo

1 poo poo
2 spray good smelling thing onto poo poo
3 courtesy flush
4 continue with cleaning yourself preferably using a series of industrial solvents
5 flush again
6 spray room
7leave fan on and place temporary sticker on door to indicate brown has been made

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
german spotted

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
gross

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
i thought the second flush was the courtesy flush???

wow i learned something here thanks OP

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


It sure is, which is why you should offer others the courtesy, unless you live in a big fancy mansion and just let your poo smells waft about as some sort of power move

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Pitdragon posted:

i thought the second flush was the courtesy flush???

You got it ALLLLLL wrong pal

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Eat more fiber op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
OP needs his head courtesy flushed!!!!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hey Poohs Packin

are you packin poohs?

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
Obviously the spray should happen before and after to envelope the poo.

https://www.poopourri.com/

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Ideally the courtesy flush should happen as the first poo log breaches the horizontal plane of the water below creating a negative pressure differential and seamlessly pulling the turd into the plumbing with minimal odor release. The spray step is really a failsafe in case of multiple logs or less than ideal loaf formation.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
My poop smells like delicious chili and cinnamon rolls

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fRuT5lqk5s

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

A better method:

Live alone
poo poo with the door open

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Or just use Poo-pourri before you drop the kids off at the pool

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Just eat good and do some smooth dick anal like twice a week. :hmmyes:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OP are you the one who doesn’t like people pooping at work?

My reply is going to depend on whether it’s you or not.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


you forgot to squirt water on your rear end op what the gently caress

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I got one of those for Christmas and it really does work like a drat

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
I shower directly after pooping to wash the shame of committing an unclean act off of me, op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
OP NEEDS FLUSHED

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

cult_hero posted:

Obviously the spray should happen before and after to envelope the poo.

https://www.poopourri.com/

Wife bought some of this and it smells worse than the poo poo itself.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Chinatown posted:

OP NEEDS FLUSHED

lol if you flush. turds are gonna be worth their weight in gold soon.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

i'm here to dump rear end and take names and I'm all out of names

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
dumps like a truck

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Poohs Packin posted:

for maximum odor elimination is probably the way to go. Here are the correct steps to masking the smell of a horrid poo poo

1 poo poo
2 spray good smelling thing onto poo poo
3 courtesy flush
4 continue with cleaning yourself preferably using a series of industrial solvents
5 flush again
6 spray room
7leave fan on and place temporary sticker on door to indicate brown has been made

Name/post combo.

Also, I use a special poo-smell-countering spray when travelling which comes in a small spray bottle and works like this: You spray it into the toilet bowl water before making GBS threads, then poop and flush the usual way.
https://www.airwick.com.au/vipoo/

It significantly cuts down the stench. I always pack it for hotel stays.

There's a warning on the label about it being terrible for the environment, but it's not like you use a lot of it. And hotel bathrooms frequently have terrible ventilation so would otherwise stink real bad after two or three days toilet use.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I poo poo in the febreeze can.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Honestly, I always assumed that poo pouri and the like existed solely to be given as gag gifts, but now I’m hearing goons talk about actually using them and carrying them around on a daily basis and my whole world is crumbling. Undone by poo pouri

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
poo poo

Immediately flush

Wipe

Flush again

Profit?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

The Bloop posted:

german spotted

ugh goddamn poop shelf toilets

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Just poo poo who gives a gently caress

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

One might as well say, just gently caress who gives a poo poo

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Poohs Packin posted:

for maximum odor elimination is probably the way to go. Here are the correct steps to masking the smell of a horrid poo poo

1 poo poo
2 spray good smelling thing onto poo poo
3 courtesy flush
4 continue with cleaning yourself preferably using a series of industrial solvents
5 flush again
6 spray room
7leave fan on and place temporary sticker on door to indicate brown has been made

What if I poo poo in the sink OP???

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i spray my turds with hairspray. one less thing i have to buy.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I also like to walk into bathrooms after women and get a good whiff.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Poohs Packin posted:

It sure is, which is why you should offer others the courtesy, unless you live in a big fancy mansion and just let your poo smells waft about as some sort of power move

It's not a power move that I don't courtesy flush at work, I hate my life/job/coworkers and I take pleasure in just making others suffer with me.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Just poo poo who gives a gently caress

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


If it smells that bad you need to fix your diet bruh

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The Bloop posted:

german spotted

Are you saying that OP is into scat porn? Because that's usually what the obsession with making your poo poo not stink leads to.

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