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Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 1, 2021 13:42

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Lysidas: Jul 26, 2002; John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.; Pillbug

PIZZA.BAT posted:

yeah breen explicitly calls this out in hl2 when he's scolding the overwatch for not being able to stop gordon.

How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist who had hardly earned the distinction of his Ph.D. at the time of the Black Mesa Incident.

and in one of the follow up episodes barney teases gordon about that phd really coming in handy for pushing a cart into a beam

# ? Oct 1, 2021 13:54

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

me @ friday PM quittin' time:
https://twitter.com/mastronomers/status/1443359019238895619?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:18

mystes: May 31, 2006

Kenny Logins posted:

me @ friday PM quittin' time:
https://twitter.com/mastronomers/status/1443359019238895619?s=21

Not quite what I expected from a live action Battle Toads but okay.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

me @ friday PM quittin' time:
https://twitter.com/mastronomers/status/1443359019238895619?s=21

kenny froggins�

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:42

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Kenny Logins posted:

me @ friday PM quittin' time:
https://twitter.com/mastronomers/status/1443359019238895619?s=21

It's Friday my d_{uu_{uu_{de_s}}}

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:44

AlbertFlasher: Feb 14, 2006; Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

President Beep posted:

kenny froggins�

lol

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:45

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

the celebrated warping frog of calaveras quadrant

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:48

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Funny because over here until about five or ten years ago, pedestrians had right of way explicitly laid out in the highway code

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:50

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/humorandanimals/status/1442593882777260033

# ? Oct 1, 2021 15:36

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

kenny froggins�

# ? Oct 1, 2021 16:27

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

haveblue posted:

the celebrated warping frog of calaveras quadrant

# ? Oct 1, 2021 16:27

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/madradhu/status/1443949033391755269?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2021 16:27

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I had that realization playing half life. when it came out I was a babby teenager and a 31 year old Gordon Freeman (as it announces on the tram ride) seemed like an adult with an adult job to me

last time I played through and was like what is he the intern there?

given his super important job of “pushing a cart” I suspect he might be

I always assumed he was a postdoc. So yeah, the lowest rung among the full time science staff.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 16:45

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

as a kid it seemed so dumb and unrealistic that they'd have a phd doing cart-pushing

then i went through the whole process and no, yeah, that absolutely tracks

# ? Oct 1, 2021 16:50

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:09

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Achmed Jones posted:

as a kid it seemed so dumb and unrealistic that they'd have a phd doing cart-pushing

then i went through the whole process and no, yeah, that absolutely tracks

they�re waiting for you, gordon. in the undergraduate lecture hall.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:22

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Didn't the guards call him Mr Freeman too? As a newly minted phd he'd be sputtering and correcting them if he could talk

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:23

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

idk. i�ve never played halflife :smug:

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:26

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

Armitag3 posted:

he'd be sputtering and correcting them if he could talk

nah

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:27

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Armitag3 posted:

Didn't the guards call him Mr Freeman too? As a newly minted phd he'd be sputtering and correcting them if he could talk

I think only the g-man calls him mister, others call him doctor

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:29

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

more like gordumb peeman

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:34

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

President Beep posted:

more like gordumb peeman

what a MIThead

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:36

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/andymoney69/status/1443713378791403525?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:46

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

# ? Oct 1, 2021 17:47

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Sagebrush posted:

I always assumed he was a postdoc. So yeah, the lowest rung among the full time science staff.

i remember one of the postdocs at work was very excited they had interviewed and got a new job a couple states over as a t1 desker

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:02

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

i remember one of the postdocs at work was very excited they had interviewed and got a new job a couple states over as a t1 desker

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:07

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

yeah. better money too

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:07

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

very glad my job doesn�t require an advanced degree

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:07

lament.cfg: Dec 28, 2006; we have such posts
to show you

Jonny 290 posted:

god

drat

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:08

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

its NOS

quote:

guy was the original buyer back in the day, and apparently put it in a storage unit and left it unplayed for a couple of decades until he just decided to sell it recently.

that lever on the headstock is a hipshot style lever to switch the low between E and D

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:15

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

haveblue posted:

the celebrated warping frog of calaveras quadrant

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:24

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I had that realization playing half life. when it came out I was a babby teenager and a 31 year old Gordon Freeman (as it announces on the tram ride) seemed like an adult with an adult job to me

last time I played through and was like what is he the intern there?

given his super important job of �pushing a cart� I suspect he might be

many years ago, when i was still an undergrad myself, i joked on another forum that gordon isn't really a big-brain scientist, but just a mute, murderous idiot employed to push a stupid loving cart whose only solution to any problem is to either shoot it or beat it into a pulp with his crowbar

some other poster got really cross at that and angrily argued that gordon is in fact a silent protagonist and not at all a dumb psycho

still gives me a decent lol remembering that

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:00

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

President Beep posted:

they�re waiting for you, gordon. in the undergraduate lecture hall.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:08

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I was a postdoc. never been so depressed and miserable

the whole system for a career scientists is terrible. you either have to be a loner without friends or children, ready to move every few years for most of your early 30s, or have a spouse willing to move with you and do all of the child care.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:25

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Jonny 290 posted:

its NOS

that lever on the headstock is a hipshot style lever to switch the low between E and D

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:50

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Jonny 290 posted:

its NOS

that lever on the headstock is a hipshot style lever to switch the low between E and D

ok, i wasn't sold on it at first, but this lil tidbit makes me want it now

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:55

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

President Beep posted:

very glad my job doesn’t require an advanced degree

all those years in clown school wasted Beep!

# ? Oct 1, 2021 20:00

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

all those years in clown school wasted Beep!

it�s about the prestige anyway.

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

all those years in clown school wasted Beep!

ah a fellow Dartmouth man very good

# ? Oct 1, 2021 20:02

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