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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

I was hoping someone would do something like this :cheers:

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
gonk

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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fartknocker posted:

I was hoping someone would do something like this :cheers:

I specifically avoided that formulation because I knew someone would do something like this!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I don’t remember asking you a gonkdamn thing

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Badass Mothergonker

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012


Are you there gonk? It's me, Margaret

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
What if Gonk was one of us?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Trying to Gonk his way home.

Nobody Gonks him on the phone.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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SON OF JOR-EL, KNEEL BEFORE GONK.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
yo, what the gonk is up with the poll results

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

It looks like some gonk has been gonking with the votes. I demand a regonk.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I demand a regonk

Musluk
May 23, 2011



G O N K

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Feels G O N K, man

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

:shrug: gonk won. gonk wins. gonk always wins.

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012


fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
wait hold on a minute, pull it up. stop.
you know what you wanna do with that, right?
you wanna put a banging gonk on it!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
GONK

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Brute Squad posted:

:shrug: gonk won. gonk wins. gonk always wins.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Don't worry about me, Gettys! Don't worry about me! I'm Charles Foster Gonk!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Don't believe him, I'm the real power droid
GONK GONK
How long have we been together, Linda, you need to trust me
GONK

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Listen, and understand.

That gonk droid is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are gonked.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Icon Of Sin posted:

Listen, and understand.

That gonk droid is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are gonked.

Gonkinator 2: Gonkment Day gonna be awesome.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Come with me if you want to GONK

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Hey Janelle, what’s wrong with Gonkie? I can hear him gonking, is he OK?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Gonkie's fine, honey. Gonkie's just fine.

Where are you?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

AndyElusive posted:

Gonkie's fine, honey. Gonkie's just fine.

Where are you?

Your aunt and uncle are dead.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

fartknocker posted:

Your aunt and uncle are dead GONKED.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Watching Luke with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The GONK would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and chop his hand off, or say it was too busy to take him to Toschi Station. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this GONK, this machine, was the only one who measured up.

In an insane galaxy, it was the sanest choice.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

You can't just go around GONKing people

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Whoa, I know gonk fu

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



ikanreed posted:

Whoa, I know gonk fu

gonk me.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



ikanreed posted:

Whoa, I know gonk fu

*leans in*
Gonk me.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

You know, I know this GONK doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the maker is telling my brain that it is gonky and full of power.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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josh04 posted:

Don't worry about me, Gettys! Don't worry about me! I'm Charles Foster Gonk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR72_x1bvJo

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012



Oh my god

This is peak GONK

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonkpocalypse Now

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Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012


The Gonk and the Dead

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