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SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/Revelation2041/status/1445892149002727430?t=3YVPKpAe0ZyfiRdDonBpYg&s=19

As believable as the woman who stuck the spoon to her clammy, greasy flesh claiming she was now magnetic.

Lol "I got seizures...just in the leg tho" Ok.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Ah yes, the FBI are well-known for changing their minds when given "one hell of a story."

Enjoy getting hosed by the long dick of the law

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1446289422178213888

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Thats first patriots.win poster to admit they were at Jan 6th

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

The Last Call posted:

84% of Trump voters worry about discrimination against whites and think Christianity is under attack

https://www.businessinsider.com/84-percent-trump-voters-worry-discrimination-whites-christianity-under-attack-2021-10


Meanwhile while nothing happens to them they run another "non-believer" off the road or murder someone over a vaccine while their buddies in blue intimidate and beat the gently caress out of people

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

LOL the freaks running for congress are already releasing their "we can't let the radical left cancel Christmas!!!" posts

I swear it comes earlier every year

What the gently caress, thanks rear end in a top hat. Now you've spoiled this Friday's Very Serious JUDICIAL WATCH (it's just Nazis pretending to be pearlcutching over DC decorum) letter I get thanks to the the drunk deadbeat Army clown who previously owned our house, and they won't stop sending it no matter how many times I ask them to stop.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!


:lol: Melania won't touch him and he's back on the escorts and worried about his personal Vietnam again.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sedgr posted:

:lol: Melania won't touch him and he's back on the escorts and worried about his personal Vietnam again.

Trump is a notorious germophobe who is also deathly afraid of being poisoned but yet also has no problem raw dogging women left and right

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Lol "I did illegal stuff and now am being taken to task for it. They're just like the Gestapo"

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Bogus Adventure posted:

Ah yes, the FBI are well-known for changing their minds when given "one hell of a story."

Enjoy getting hosed by the long dick of the law

It’s gonna be fun watching him write “I spoke to the FBI and they let me go, and I think I’m in the clear” before he suddenly stops posting a month later.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

"Look, I gots a totally legit play license." Everyone else eyerolls having left that phase back when they were 8

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

haljordan posted:

Trump is a notorious germophobe who is also deathly afraid of being poisoned but yet also has no problem raw dogging women left and right

I would not be surprised if he was riddled with venereal disease

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

exhausted and underpaid worker: *deep sigh* yes it's precious but I still need to see your vaccine card

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Seth Pecksniff posted:

I would not be surprised if he was riddled with venereal disease

syphilis can cause brain issues if left untreated

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



haljordan posted:

Trump is a notorious germophobe who is also deathly afraid of being poisoned but yet also has no problem raw dogging women left and right

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I would not be surprised if he was riddled with venereal disease

By all accounts, Trumo only pays for unprotected sex with high-class (heavily tested) sex workers, or rapes child models.

Regardless I woudn't doubt he's picked up something along the way.

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

Hazo posted:

Loving how whatever dumbass made this card couldn't be assed to match the simple Myriad font

or to bother throwing their crazy through an easy Google translate. "Liberdad" isn't a word, for starters, and Liberdad que quiene derecho is not even close to "freedom which you are entitled to."

Must have used a Spanish/English dictionary one word at a time and translated “_right_ to have liberty” or something similar and then still hosed up

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Bradley Dixon-the-forever-box amirite?

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010


literally includes 0 information about the liberty he's entitled to.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






CPA Hell posted:

Must have used a Spanish/English dictionary one word at a time and translated “_right_ to have liberty” or something similar and then still hosed up

Nah they saw Scarface one time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0mWYZfBWrg

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Call Your Grandma posted:

literally includes 0 information about the liberty he's entitled to.

They know liberty when they see it okay

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

funeral home DJ posted:

It’s gonna be fun watching him write “I spoke to the FBI and they let me go, and I think I’m in the clear” before he suddenly stops posting a month later.

Ya first and best advice is "Don't loving talk to the FBI. They've already decided if they're going to charge you or not. You can not possibly help."

But I very much hope he goes in and talks with them without counsel present.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Every moment in these peoples' lives has to be some insurmountable battle that only they can win, dictating them a hero to all. Meanwhile, they're just picking up eggs from the store or something.

That's the only way they're capable of living. Literally an entire third of this country are full blown narcissists who need to be the center of attention in some imaginary world only they can see, every hour of their day. It's so godawful pathetic.

e: People who fake medical maladies deserve the death sentence

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

LordSloth posted:

I WILL DETERGE ELSEWHERE!


I guess it's time for the right to switch to OxiClean's "White Revive"

Why just tide? Go all out and don't buy any P&G products. Let's see how long your suburban white rear end lasts.

But I bet you're still buying Tide anyway - or if you did stop you probably switched to Gain LOL.

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009






the way he proudly says he never lies about why he's been unemployed (since Jan. 8) suggests a hilarious timeline where this guy applies to be a bagger at Kroger, tells them he got fired because he was at Jan. 6, and then THAT is the info that gets turned into a report to the FBI.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Just had a vision of the future, where companies just use a 3d scan of your body and realistically put you in all the commercials you watch. That seems to be what these idiots want.

Porn would be weird though.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
liberdad gay so what

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Jelly posted:

Every moment in these peoples' lives has to be some insurmountable battle that only they can win, dictating them a hero to all. Meanwhile, they're just picking up eggs from the store or something.

That's the only way they're capable of living. Literally an entire third of this country are full blown narcissists who need to be the center of attention in some imaginary world only they can see, every hour of their day. It's so godawful pathetic.



Absolutely, 100 loving percent this.

It’s Protagonist Syndrome. These people, in their minds, are the protagonist of a movie or a video game, with vast, sinister forces arrayed against them, and they live every day of their life like this. And just like the movies and video games, these people are heroes and they are going to WIN.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Just had a vision of the future, where companies just use a 3d scan of your body and realistically put you in all the commercials you watch. That seems to be what these idiots want.

Porn would be weird though.

There is already a company that offers to make you porn deepfakes with your face or the faces of other people you want to use

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
An update on the head of the myPillow competitor, GoodPillow, Legate

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1446228865999835141?s=21

I have a hard time picking out the dumbest part of this- and William’s Twitter portrait isn’t helping

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Barudak posted:

There is already a company that offers to make you porn deepfakes with your face or the faces of other people you want to use

I am 0% surprised by this.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Work out my plee deal big boy

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Sedgr posted:

Didn't the BBC protect a known necrophiliac pedophile for decades? Might be some bad apples there.

Yes, and you shouldn't find it surprising that the BBC is beholden to Queen Elizabeth

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Sean Hannity, employee and star of the largest anti-vax/disinformation network on the planet, is seemingly shocked at how many people have died of Covid in 2021:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1446291826269466635?s=21

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

LordSloth posted:

An update on the head of the myPillow competitor, GoodPillow, Legate

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1446228865999835141?s=21

I have a hard time picking out the dumbest part of this- and William’s Twitter portrait isn’t helping

US Federal Agent: You have no chance to survive. Make your time. Sent from my Android.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Look at this coward wearing a LIFE JACKET.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

LOL the freaks running for congress are already releasing their "we can't let the radical left cancel Christmas!!!" posts

I swear it comes earlier every year

Bunch of stores skipped Halloween decorations this year and went straight to Christmas.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

where can i get a free lawyer willing to defend me for unconscionable acts? No... the free representation isn't going to cut it.

I mean yeah, I vote to keep their budget at a minimum but IM WHITE! This shouldn't happen to me!

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