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Gentlemen, we are being given 2 trillion dollars to dam the Gulf of Mexico and drain it. I want ideas. Jim, your wife lives in Florida- what do you think?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 00:54 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:04 |
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SRQ posted:
why?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 00:56 |
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what kind of philosophical question is that? That's now what I'm paying you for!
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 00:57 |
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and how are we supposed to dam it? To let water into the gulf or stop it?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 00:58 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:and how are we supposed to dam it? To let water into the gulf or stop it? I said drain didn't I? Pay attention and put your drat phone away Puffinz. I'm writing you up.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:01 |
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Gonna need some lumber, a couple crates of beer, some buckets, and a few expensive whores to suck start the siphon when its time to drain it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:03 |
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XeeD posted:Gonna need some lumber, a couple crates of beer, some buckets, and a few expensive whores to suck start the siphon when its time to drain it. Alright now this guy has the right loving idea. I'm budgeting you 200 billion, get to work.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:03 |
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i saw we hire a lot of guys to drink it all up with straws
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:03 |
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hey im the Director of Diversity & Inclusiveness for the Gulf of Mexico Dam Project, let me know if anything related to maternal mental health care comes up ill be on the call
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:05 |
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Dam it you guys
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:05 |
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Let's say we need 3 trillion, not build it, and then move to Mexico.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:05 |
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2 big reverse vacuums that drown florida + texas
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:05 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Let's say we need 3 trillion, not build it, and then move to Mexico. Im from Philly. Gonna move to Toronto.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:07 |
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SRQ posted:Alright now this guy has the right loving idea. I'm budgeting you 200 billion, get to work. Next Thursday good for you?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:08 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Let's say we need 3 trillion, not build it, and then move to Mexico. now listen here you sumbitch I'm retiring in a year and I want this to be my legacy.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:09 |
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XeeD posted:Next Thursday good for you? gently caress yeah it does get r done.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:09 |
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we make the gulf of meixco into an hug ebong!
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:10 |
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Someone already came up with the idea to do this with the Mediterranean Sea but he was a Nazi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBE8VPAfl7E So you've accidentally created another Hitler thread, you imbecile.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:11 |
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nazis shouldnt be allowed to have weed imo
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:12 |
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Sid Vicious posted:nazis shouldnt be allowed to have weed imo Maybe if they had enough weed they wouldn't have tried to genocide the rest of the world.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:13 |
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SRQ posted:gently caress yeah it does get r done. Sounds good. I'll see if I can't pick up my nephew down in Cancun, he says he should be able to get us a discount on the lumber, plus he's pretty good with a hammer.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:24 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Someone already came up with the idea to do this with the Mediterranean Sea but he was a Nazi: you idiot where do you think I got the idea from. "let's do that but stupider".
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:25 |
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Gotta think outside the box here. Building a thousand mile sea wall that goes up to 14k feet deep isn't feasible. Instead, we need to raise the sea floor so that all the water drains out. As a start, I propose bulldozing Florida directly into the Gulf.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:25 |
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I punch the gulf Really hard
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:31 |
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SRQ posted:now listen here you sumbitch I'm retiring in a year and I want this to be my legacy. Alright well then I'm going to bid 1 trillion for the contract and then move to Mexico. Enjoy your legacy of being the guy who failed to pull off the greatest boondoggle in history.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:36 |
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make a giant inflatable rubber dam
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 01:57 |
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Hear me out: the worlds biggest sponge
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:01 |
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SRQ posted:you idiot where do you think I got the idea from. And you can't even build a dam that's connected to anywhere in the southeastern United States because it's all mangroves instead of solid land.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:01 |
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have ben shapiro try to make it horny
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:02 |
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Listen I called our suppliers and they said we can't get that much concrete until next year at the earliest, said that they're out of sand. Who the hell runs out of sand!?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:03 |
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cape canaveral is right there, simply send the water into outer space
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:06 |
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corgski posted:Listen I called our suppliers and they said we can't get that much concrete until next year at the earliest, said that they're out of sand. Who the hell runs out of sand!? New Jersey?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:07 |
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corgski posted:Listen I called our suppliers and they said we can't get that much concrete until next year at the earliest, said that they're out of sand. Who the hell runs out of sand!? we'll use paper mache instead.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:10 |
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Throw the guys from Chippendales in the middle of the Gulf. They're so hot that the water will turn to steam and evaporate. If that doesn't work, throw the guys from Thunder from Down Under in the ocean too. If that still doesn't work, just keep throwing hot guys into the ocean until it does work.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:12 |
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Simply nuke parts of it so the crater wall rises out of the sea and dams those areas
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:16 |
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put a huge jack right where the x in mexico is on the map and jack up the gulf until all the water runs off. has the added bonus of possibly flooding texas and florida
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:26 |
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any questions there chief? 'cause I got five more boondoggles to resolve before lunch
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:27 |
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Why don’t we just pump all the water to space
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:34 |
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Why don’t we just pump all the water to space because that would be stupid.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:04 |
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So should we pump it to the core then?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 02:38 |