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rs. I never used to be so asocial and unfriendly, but it's just what I've evolved into. I don't really want to go obviously, but my wife wants to. Have to make her not hate me for one day at least. Anyhoo, I don't like staying up late or doing anything that fucks up my routine or schedule. And I really don't want to talk to anyone, but at least I can look at some hot chicks while I'm there and have some womanly contact with someone who is not my wife. That's probably makes it worth going. So I'm just going to walk in, immediately take a shot of strong liquor, over the next 90 minutes drink 1 or 2 beers and then bounce out, wife in tow. Anyone got any tips for socializing? I do enjoy talking about the weather I guess.
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if you go dreased as a populat charcter you might have sex (:
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Oct 14, 2021 23:03
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Be willing to eat (rear end)
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Oct 14, 2021 23:12
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edward eggnog hands is a fun party game for everyone
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Oct 14, 2021 23:13
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Go completely naked with a sock on your weinus
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Oct 14, 2021 23:14
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Be sure to stare directly at the other womens’ breasts and refer to your wife as “the ‘ol ball and chain”
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Oct 14, 2021 23:26
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Just start yelling out "STROKIN. CHOKIN. BUSTIN. STROKIN. CHOKIN. BUSTIN." repeatedly and you'll be the life of the party.
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Oct 14, 2021 23:37
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Smoke weed with the cool people that are hanging out in the back yard
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Oct 14, 2021 23:40
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Dress up as a floor lamp. Don't socialize with anybody. If someone attempts to speak to you, turn your light on and off.
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Oct 14, 2021 23:42
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Sophy Wackles posted:Be sure to stare directly at the other womens’ breasts and refer to your wife as “the ‘ol ball and chain” The more PC way to refer to your wife these days is "The ol' spermbank" and roll your eyes in her direction. It's very endearing and people are sure to like you.
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Oct 14, 2021 23:44
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Party protip just for you op: before you go to the party, just divorce your wife so maybe she can find someone who isn't a miserable shutin and you can get back to playing Dota or whatever it is your ilk does.
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Buttchocks posted:Dress up as a floor lamp. Don't socialize with anybody. If someone attempts to speak to you, turn your light on and off. Lol please commit to this bit please. Also record it.
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Oct 15, 2021 01:31
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Dip your balls in the punch
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Oct 15, 2021 01:38
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Here's how you fake being a people person OP: no matter how much you don't care, ask questions. About their job, their hobbies, where they got that wristwatch, or that tattoo, or if they've seen the Squid Game ("I haven't, please tell me what it's about!"). People will talk for hours, and all you need to do is occasionally do a "uh-huh". You'll be remembered as this real chill dude that got along with everyone. Don't try to be cute, or funny unless you actually are. Good luck.
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Oct 15, 2021 01:43
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rain dogs posted:Party protip just for you op: before you go to the party, just divorce your wife so maybe she can find someone who isn't a miserable shutin and you can get back to playing Dota or whatever it is your ilk does. Ever consider that his wife did something extremely terrible in a past life and deserves her fate?? Best not to mess around with stuff like that especially this time of year.
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Armitag3 posted:Here's how you fake being a people person OP: no matter how much you don't care, ask questions. About their job, their hobbies, where they got that wristwatch, or that tattoo, or if they've seen the Squid Game ("I haven't, please tell me what it's about!"). People will talk for hours, and all you need to do is occasionally do a "uh-huh". You'll be remembered as this real chill dude that got along with everyone. gently caress him. be what ever you want for Halloween. The last times I dressed up I was, Raul Duke, Patrick Bateman, and Arthur Dent
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Oct 15, 2021 01:55
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I was also a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else
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Oct 15, 2021 01:57
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Dip your balls in the punch a good way to taste test without drinking all that sugar
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Sid Vicious posted:if you go dreased as a populat charcter you might have sex (:
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Oct 15, 2021 03:02
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Dress yourself as a misanthropic character from popular media and then you can pretend you are merely 'in character' when you are an arsehole. Sorry I am too hip to consume popular media so I cannot advise you as to which one. Alternately, dress as a popular character with a catch phrase. Only say that phrase. Your wife's 'normy' friends will love it.
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Oct 15, 2021 03:13
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costume idea: pig with huge balls
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Oct 15, 2021 03:18
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Bring an acoustic guitar
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Oct 15, 2021 04:10
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costume idea: an acoustic guitar that other people at the party can play
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Oct 15, 2021 04:20
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Try a scent-based costume
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Oct 15, 2021 04:32
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So we're allowed to have parties now?!
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Oct 15, 2021 04:38
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Wear a self aware covid virus costume, tell everyone that you'll see them in ICU,
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Oct 15, 2021 04:43
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I got invited to a Halloween party too OP. I'm gonna dress kind of witchy and sexy. Probably talk to some people, vibe, have a good time. It's gonna be rad! I'm glad you're gonna do the same thing and socialise with people that invited you, because it's a fun thing to be social with people! Good job OP!
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Oct 15, 2021 05:03
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I didn't get invited to poo poo. Why does your wife hate you?
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Oct 15, 2021 05:15
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just eat a little poo
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Oct 15, 2021 05:27
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Go as a baby and poop your pants as your exit move.
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Oct 15, 2021 05:54
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Twat McTwatterson posted:rs. I never used to be so asocial and unfriendly, but it's just what I've evolved into. I don't really want to go obviously, but my wife wants to. Have to make her not hate me for one day at least. lol you sound like you suck, OP. I would take this guy's advice if I were you Weka posted:Go as a baby and poop your pants as your exit move.
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Oct 15, 2021 06:10
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The Scientist posted:Be willing to eat (rear end) Lol
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Oct 15, 2021 07:37
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Go to the party and spend the whole night staring into your drink not talking to anyone and be a downer for anyone who tries
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Oct 15, 2021 08:25
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The only thing i hate more than socialising is being thought of as one of those people who hates socialising
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Oct 15, 2021 08:40
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I bet you'll have more fun than you expect after a few drinks OP
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Oct 15, 2021 09:33
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Maybe this is your first step towards becoming more social again OP. Things go in cycles.
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Oct 15, 2021 10:02
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Don't forget your knife.
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Oct 15, 2021 10:14
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Go as Snake Plissken but then stay dressed up and in character for the rest of your life.
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Oct 15, 2021 10:52
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Tiberius Christ posted:Go to the party and spend the whole night staring into your drink not talking to anyone and be a downer for anyone who tries Just continuously bring up the number of COVID cases/deaths everytime someone tries to talk to you. Also don't wear a costume.
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just got invited to a costume party too, op it's where everyone dresses up as someone else or hides from each other or pretends to be something they aren't specifically to pretend to have never had any interaction with me ever e nm that was just some junk mail
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