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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > If you had to wear a seashell or be a crab
 
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Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Would you get into a snail one, or be like one or more shells together like a clam or something or be fully shell like a crab

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I got crabs from your mom’s clam.

Now my red, scaly schlong is a shell of its former self.

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Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I got crabs from your mom’s clam.

Chowder?

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Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
fuckin ay that joke

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
HER. PUH. SEE.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Softshell crab season is a thing. Better to just wear one.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Giant Clam shell for my monster dong.

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



 I'd probably just stuff my nutsack into a conch shell like usual and walk around a bit, I typically get a good reaction

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > If you had to wear a seashell or be a crab