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Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Sir David Amess: Conservative MP stabbed to death

RIP sweet prince/Sire(?)

ride sweetly into the knight

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
if only he had gun

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh thank god it was just some politician. I thought this was a poorly worded way to say that David Attenborough had died.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

They don’t call it Knifecrime Island for nothing

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Let's remember the good times...

https://www.theguardian.com/society/shortcuts/2015/oct/23/david-amess-from-chris-morris-and-cake-to-scrutinising-drugs-policy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sad

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh thank god it was just some politician. I thought this was a poorly worded way to say that David Attenborough had died.

same, worried it was someone cool

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Good riddance gently caress this guy i never heard of

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

sexpig by night posted:

same, worried it was someone cool

I channel hopped through the BBC news saw "sir david" and "ambulance crews worked hard to save him" on the subtitles and had to flick back to check it wasn't the proper one.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




mom warned him that they'd be throwing milkshakes laced with razorblades, but he didn't check them and now he's dead

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Brother Tadger posted:

They don’t call it Knifecrime Island for nothing

They've been stabbing each other for thousands of years

Eventually some of them got sick of it and went and made a country where they shoot each other

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Shoot, I make a mess of myself every knight, this guy ain't so special.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
He was a conservative politician, so it's safe to say this guy was a threat to the entire human race and the world is better off without him.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Thoughts and prayers

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Yaldabaoth posted:

He was a conservative politician, so it's safe to say this guy was a threat to the entire human race and the world is better off without him.

Ah good. This was the main thing I was wondering.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Used to be our congresspeople would die in a planet crash or get killed by The Peoples Temple Cult but now they have security teams and such.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Imagine getting killed by a knife lol just step aside what a bitch

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

syntaxfunction posted:

Imagine getting killed by a knife lol just step aside what a bitch

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