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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


this match has a ton of heat

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

see, now, if they had used the idea where Danielson and Suzuki are still fighting elsewhere in the arena, you could have Lambert talk about how AEW has no Real Men and then his team gets pulled into the cartoonish fight-dust-cloud of danielson and suzuki and dumped out as skeletons

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

I hope Junior remembers to pulls his punches, don't want him to cave Sammy's head in

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
God drat Junior is a big dude. I did not realise.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
no don't do punches to head on AEW programming

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
JDS looking like he's fighting someone at a car wash

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Watch your dick, JDS!

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Juniors wacky selling is great

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Nope, not quite there, JDS

Oh well

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The crowd is so ballistic for this, awesome stuff so far.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Im also undefeated in mma

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
makes you miss wwe hall of famer cain velasquez

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Someone please teach Del Santos how to throw a worked punch. Because god drat, i bet he has hands like concrete blocks but they look like pillows.

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I would pay anything to watch prime JDS shoot destroy Hagar.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

JDS's striking needs some work but that knee was good

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Pamela Springstein posted:

Im also undefeated in mma

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
aew botches bringing out that Dark Order footage like a fine wine

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

legit couldn't tell if i was seeing masvidal or marko stunt in those far away hardcam shots

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
this crowd was cool enough to maintain the heat through the JDS part, it's all gravy

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Masvidal has goatse on his shirt

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Ive always kind of wanted wrestlers with amateur backgrounds to just have a short shoot take down match in the middle of their pro wrestling match for funsies

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


Del Santos' boots look like flip-flops and socks.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Hefty Leftist posted:

Masvidal has goatse on his shirt

:lol: JESUS

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
jorge dressed like he's gonna go skating after school gets out

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




:laffo:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Pamela Springstein posted:

Im also undefeated in mma

only cause you haven't fought ME yet

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Yeah, JDS is having some trouble working his strikes.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

i like ethan page a lot. this is what i feel

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

:perfect:

edit: tweet that at her

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I'm serious, if I don't see a scar on JDS' chest and an eyepatch on his face in two weeks I'm gonna light something on fire

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012




Si Si Si

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


JDS looks like he's having so much fun.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Maigius posted:

Del Santos' boots look like flip-flops and socks.

lmao they totally do they look super dorky

doesnt help that hes wearing lifeguard trunks

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jonny Nox posted:

yeah the clusterfuck on the last show was "oh look at all these boring....wait, who the gently caress is THAT"

it was Paige Van Zant.

Agreed, she had immediate natural wrestler charisma. I don't know her at all from bare knuckle boxing but based on how she acts/carries herself on camera in AEW, she is a perfect fit for wrestling.

I gotta say, it's really cool seeing these MMA bigtimers seem to be really interested in wrestling. This stuff isn't coming across as 'sure whatever its a payday i guess' at all, they all look like they're having a blast. And Dan Lambert is clearly loving it

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
lol at junior coming over and just getting in the way for no reason

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
Wait, is it DOS Santos or DEL Santos? Im sure Ive heard both from commentary.

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Gaz-L posted:

Yeah, JDS is having some trouble working his strikes.

I kind of feel for the guy, because he's a legit striker trying not to kill Jericho but on the other hand, god drat.

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