UFC FN: Ladd v Dumont, Arlovski v Felipe, Miller v Gonzalez, Loopy v Carolina, Davis v Batgerel.

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Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Fights should start in just a few minutes, here are some details about them:

CommonShore posted:

Lazy rear end breakdown

Women�s Featherweight Aspen Ladd vs Norma Dumont
Ladd hosed up her weight cut so bad again that we thought she wasn�t medically cleared to fight but it was that her opponent didn�t want to fight her. She�s cleared to fight like a week or two later after Holly Holm pulled out. She�s a ground and pound fighter and a prospect. Dumont is one of the featherweights in the UFC.

Heavyweight Andrei Arlovski vs Carlos Felipe
Arlovski is coming off of a decision over Chase Sherman. Felipe is fat and sucks poo poo. He�s coming off of two �who gives a poo poo who wins� split decisions over similarly fat and mediocre heavyweights.

Jim Miller vs Erick Gonzalez
Miller is on the short list of �most UFC fights.� His fights are usually good. He has rudimentary boxing with good grappling. He�s on a 2-fight skid. Gonzalez is a combate veteran making his ufc debut.

Flyweight Manon Fiorot vs Mayra Bueno Silva
Fiorot is pretty good so far in her early UFC fights � she has two standing TKOs. She�s a French kickboxer. Silva is a DWCS girl who drew with Montana De La Rosa in February to go 2-1-1. She has a submission of Gillian Robertson, so she�s a good grappler.

Middleweight Julian Marquez vs Jordan Wright
Marquez is The Cuban Missile Crisis and he�s a big burly lunk who cranks people�s necks and says weird poo poo. Jordan Wright looks like he is so corn fed that he is made out of corn. He has a mixed UFC record with a KO loss to Joaquim Buckley but some wins over other dudes too. He�s mostly a punch man.

Prelims
Middleweight Andrew Sanchez vs Bruno Silva
Sanchez is a wrestler who won a bad season of TUF and is roughly 0.500 since then. He doesn�t really have any good wins and he has gotten KOed by dudes like Anthony Smith. Bruno Silva is a Brazilian who went into a BJJ specialist�s guard and KOed him in a really cool way back in June.

Welterweight Danny Roberts vs Ramazan Emeev
Danny Roberts is one of those dudes who has like 12 UFC fights but nobody remembers. He�s a British kickboxer with losses to guys like Nordine Taleb and Mike Perry. Emeev has 5-1 UFC record but no finishes and a loss to Rocco Martin. Dagestani wrestler I think.

Flyweight Lupita Godinez vs Luana Carolina
Wait� Didn�t Loopy Godinez fight last weekend? poo poo she did. She won by first round armbar. She�s a Mexican-Canadian grappler and she seems cool. She steps in to replace Sijara Eubanks and Maryna Moroz. Carolina is a Brazilian who lost to Ariane Lipski by kneebar, but she has some wins over low-tier UFC opponents. She missed weight last time.

Featherweight Nate Landwehr vs Ludovit Klein
Landwehr is a hard headed haymaker throwin� weirdo. Slovakian Klein �Mr Highlight� is 1-1 in the UFC with a flashy first round KO and a disappointing decision loss.

Bantamweight Danaa Batgerel vs Brandon Davis
Batgerel is a Mongolian and he�s cool. He won his last two fights by first round KO. Davis got bounced from the UFC after losing a whole bunch of fights including to Zabit by Suloev Stretch, but he won 4 in a row in the z-leagues so he�s back.

Strawweight Istela Nunes vs Ariane Carnelossi
Carnelossi is a yoked Brazilian who got nastily TKOed by Angela Hill like 2 years ago. She won a TKO in April. Nunes lost to Angela Lee in ONE and is undefeated otherwise. This is her UFC debut.

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CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

Well, that took awhile but she eventually got there.

# ? Oct 16, 2021 21:58

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

I liked Bisping's theory that they weren't deducting a point from Nunes for fence-grabbing because even flagrant cheating would not save her from the wrath of Carnelossi

# ? Oct 16, 2021 22:01

Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

God drat Batgerel has some power in that right hand.

# ? Oct 16, 2021 22:21

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Not really liking what I saw from Davis compared to his previous UFC run, shame. Batgerel spends so little time in the octagon nobody's ever gonna know who he is, heh.

# ? Oct 16, 2021 22:23

Kuno: Nov 4, 2008

The gently caress is going on with Roberts' ribcage/ab area?

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:11

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Kuno posted:

The gently caress is going on with Roberts' ribcage/ab area?

Here's a pic from the weigh ins if that helps.

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:20

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

his fight has blood but it doesn't make me want to post.

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:21

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

I think if Emeev had been watching Tyson highlights during the weight cut like Khabib did (for the Iaquinta fight, I think) he'd have knocked Roberts out by now

I also bet $5 on Roberts and Landwehr both winning, because apparently I hate money.

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:25

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

LOL WHAT

When I heard 30-27 I thought for sure it was for Emeev, weird.

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:29

Kuno: Nov 4, 2008

Brut posted:

Here's a pic from the weigh ins if that helps.

It doesn't help at all, thanks.

Also 30-27 is insane wtf

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:30

BrotherJayne: Nov 28, 2019

what the gently caress was with that judging, that was hosed

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:32

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Bisping said what we were all thinking

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:44

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Just a terrible night for Bruno Silva's testicles

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:44

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

DoombatINC posted:

Just a terrible night for Bruno Silva's testicles

they may be swollen, but they are winner's testicles

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:56

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Turns out kicking your opponent in the nuts over and over is exhausting.

# ? Oct 16, 2021 23:56

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

This is a solid fight, train is rolling!

# ? Oct 17, 2021 00:24

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

this fight is pretty cool

# ? Oct 17, 2021 00:26

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Brut posted:

I also bet $5 on Roberts and Landwehr both winning, because apparently I hate money.

I'd like to thank MMA Judge Chris Lee for the $69 this bet paid out.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 00:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"Well I don't know about the submission bonus..." :lol:

# ? Oct 17, 2021 00:33

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Ooh I like that little pacing change on the third combo hit there

# ? Oct 17, 2021 00:49

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

tognoni reffing respectfully

# ? Oct 17, 2021 00:53

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

As a fan of AAHH-based fighting this is really delivering

# ? Oct 17, 2021 00:54

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Bueno Silva seemed defeated in the corner.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 00:57

Kuno: Nov 4, 2008

Letting your opponent punch you in the face repeatedly while making a stupid face isn't a winning strategy!?

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:00

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

That was a weird fight, not sure what to think.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:03

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

gently caress yeah

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:22

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

kilt him

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:22

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Ffffffuck my dude

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:23

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

Jim loving Miller remains Jim loving Miller.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:24

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Arlovski really does have one of the best beards in UFC these days doesn't he

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:35

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

5 minutes Andrei, just stay conscious, that's all I need.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:50

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

hahahaha Arlovski with veteran moves getting every second out of that timer

# ? Oct 17, 2021 01:54

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

So this is booked to get Ladd over by beating Dumont?

# ? Oct 17, 2021 02:01

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

algebra testes posted:

So this is booked to get Ladd over by beating Dumont?

Probably not? Ladd is a last minute (we found out October 7th) replacement for Holly Holm and she's being forced to move up to 145.

I don't know too much about Dumont but the betting odds on this are pretty close, does anyone know the odds for the original matchup? That matchmaking actually seems way weirder to me, Holm vs a 6-1 fighter.

Brut fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Oct 17, 2021

# ? Oct 17, 2021 02:05

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brut posted:

Probably not? Ladd is a last minute (we found out October 7th) replacement for Holly Holm and she's being forced to move up to 145.

Dumont was brought in last year to give Megan Anderson a win with an impressive record to fight Nunes. I know Dumont beat Spencer, but there's no way the UFC's plans account for Dumont beating either Holm or Ladd in this fight.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 02:06

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

Yeah, they would very much like to put some marketing weight behind Ladd.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 02:11

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brut posted:

Probably not? Ladd is a last minute (we found out October 7th) replacement for Holly Holm and she's being forced to move up to 145.

I don't know too much about Dumont but the betting odds on this are pretty close, does anyone know the odds for the original matchup? That matchmaking actually seems way weirder to me, Holm vs a 6-1 fighter.

Best Fight Odds shows Holm -225, Dumont +185

# ? Oct 17, 2021 02:17

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

Bisping is a saint for trying to sell this fight.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 02:19

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:36

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

commentary basically just not acknowledging dumont at all, as if ladd is just in there losing to herself

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