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Elephants are hideous monsters with their disgusting ultra-thick old man scrote skin, and their freakish bodies that look like enormous fetuses dried out in the sun. They aren't fully formed, they have stump legs, no neck, a huge flat face with tiny beady eyes and a horrible tentacle-nose they evolved because they completely gave up the ability to have limbs that are good for anything except standing. They're also intelligent but only to the level of toddlers which also lends further credence to my theory that they are giant malformed fetus-mutants. They are also soul-terrifyingly large, too large to be natural and are evidence of a cruel and malicious God. In short, gently caress elephants, keep them safe and protected and most of all contained in their preserves and away from god-fearing families.
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Plz don't gently caress elephants and also whales op, god bless
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Oct 17, 2021 23:25
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Mcafee hosed a whale or something i think
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Oct 17, 2021 23:26
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Like a real whale not like the way the OPs mom is a whale
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Oct 17, 2021 23:26
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Pangolins are from Uranus
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Oct 17, 2021 23:27
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elephants are smarter than op
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Oct 17, 2021 23:27
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I do not even know how elephants mate but I assume they trade genes via their trunks and then lay eggs in ponds
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Oct 17, 2021 23:28
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Tigers king of jungle, lions punks
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Oct 17, 2021 23:28
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Who What Now posted:I do not even know how elephants mate but I assume they trade genes via their trunks and then lay eggs in ponds why not just ask your mom
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Oct 17, 2021 23:29
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who is a elephant
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Oct 17, 2021 23:29
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gently caress you OP! Elephants are the best!
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Oct 17, 2021 23:29
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I hope an elephant steps on OPs balls!
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Oct 17, 2021 23:30
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Oct 17, 2021 23:31
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elephants are smarter than the average republican too
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Oct 17, 2021 23:32
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Love elephants
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Oct 17, 2021 23:32
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:gently caress you OP! Elephants are the best! Name one good thing about elephants that isn't actually terrifying
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Oct 17, 2021 23:33
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Love elephants Is this a command?
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Oct 17, 2021 23:33
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Who What Now posted:Name one good thing about elephants that isn't actually terrifying They have flawless memory so they never forget when you talk poo poo and disrespect them. At some point between now and your eventual death, your rear end will get whipped by a leathery trunk
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Oct 17, 2021 23:42
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Oct 17, 2021 23:44
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The Bloop posted:Is this a command? Says it in the bible...
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Oct 17, 2021 23:44
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Colonel Cancer posted:They have flawless memory so they never forget when you talk poo poo and disrespect them. At some point between now and your eventual death, your rear end will get whipped by a leathery trunk They'll prob get tortured first... elephants love to inflict agony upon the bodies of others... smdh....
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Oct 17, 2021 23:44
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thats what happens
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Oct 17, 2021 23:49
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Rhino horn cures cancer and makes your penis huge, that’s why it costs more than cocaine.
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Oct 17, 2021 23:57
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Who What Now posted:Name one good thing about elephants that isn't actually terrifying Elephants mourn their dead and will often return to the spot where a family member died even years later.
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Oct 18, 2021 00:02
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Remebwr tgat time that that one dentist vlasted that lion Nd everyone online got all mad abiut it because you shouldnt blast the lions but it was okay because he paid to do it
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Oct 18, 2021 00:13
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Nooner posted:Remebwr tgat time that that one dentist vlasted that lion Nd everyone online got all mad abiut it because you shouldnt blast the lions but it was okay because he paid to do it Jimmy Kimmel cried about it lol
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Oct 18, 2021 00:22
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Nooner posted:Remebwr tgat time that that one dentist vlasted that lion Nd everyone online got all mad abiut it because you shouldnt blast the lions but it was okay because he paid to do it The lion was super straight and deserved to diee
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Oct 18, 2021 00:23
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Glyptodon cum was delicious
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Oct 18, 2021 00:27
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Pandas are an evolutionary dead end. A body built for eating meat but they live on 40 pounds of bamboo a day. They can't even mate. Mating rituals take weeks in the wild with the female only being fertile for a few days a year. They birth a single vulnerable cub which weighs only a pound - commonly die in the wild and in captivity. Normally human encroachment is bad for animals. Ironically, If it wasn't for human intervention pandas would be dead already. Let them die.
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Oct 18, 2021 00:31
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Love pandas
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Oct 18, 2021 00:32
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Tigers are worthless mfers and should be tortured like the animals they toy with. Luckily nature has seen fit to give us the perfect solution with torture lusting elephants who will wrack the bodies of the last tigers with the absurdity of an agony so extreme that even in the throes of its torments you cannot believe the pain is real.
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Oct 18, 2021 00:33
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Penguins are dumb as hell for living in such a cold place
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Oct 18, 2021 00:35
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Love penguins
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Oct 18, 2021 00:36
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Penguins prefer psychological torture. They will keep you awake for dozens of hours
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Oct 18, 2021 00:36
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Prairie dogs are always getting their dick sucked when they poke out of those holes to look around
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Oct 18, 2021 00:39
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i think all the animals are related a lot more than we act or think and basically are all the same guy and if you put all the living things together that's pretty much the personality of here and the more i think about i'm thinking animals are crazy and that's why we can laugh
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Oct 18, 2021 00:41
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The Bloop posted:Prairie dogs are always getting their dick sucked when they poke out of those holes to look around They prefer to receive oral while looking for targets to water board. Every prairie dog colony has a vast subterranean labyrinth that is pretty much a network of torture dungeons
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Oct 18, 2021 00:41
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Barnacles are always horny
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Oct 18, 2021 00:46
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Who What Now posted:Elephants are hideous monsters with their disgusting ultra-thick old man scrote skin, and their freakish bodies that look like enormous fetuses dried out in the sun. They aren't fully formed, they have stump legs, no neck, a huge flat face with tiny beady eyes and a horrible tentacle-nose they evolved because they completely gave up the ability to have limbs that are good for anything except standing. They're also intelligent but only to the level of toddlers which also lends further credence to my theory that they are giant malformed fetus-mutants. They are also soul-terrifyingly large, too large to be natural and are evidence of a cruel and malicious God. In short, gently caress elephants, keep them safe and protected and most of all contained in their preserves and away from god-fearing families. no they re good instead
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Elephant boobs are actually pretty good, I figured they'd have, like, udders or something but no they've got proper human chest boobs.
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