add dialog/narration to my brick masterpieces

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The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

so I'm trying to sell some artwork as nfts so I can save up enough money to buy one of those cat girls elon musk is creating. now, like, my work has no words, it's transcendent across languages, but my agent he says the only people rich enough to buy jpgs for the amounts one would need to purchase a cat girl are hung up on words, makes the product look more exclusive he says. so I try adding dialog and witty idioms that describe the events depicted as a clever pun. I do this and I burn the results, I tear them up. it is a blasphemy, an affront to the muses, a slight directed at my craft, a glob of tobacco spit in my face. I cannot do this thing, but my agent, he says "you want the cat girl right?" I want the cat girl. so who can I turn to, what group of unscrupulous people would best be able to deface great art for lols? lols that I can turn into money, money I can turn into a cat girl.

I ask this question out loud and in a funny accent because it helps to engender my mystique.

I am not expecting this, but a voice answers back

gbs, gbs it says

so go goons, caption and narrate and dialog and monologue and travelogue. here is the art, make with the funnies already