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PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

Link! Hey! Use the Z-target on the toilet or you're gonna splash on the floor!

That's it! Stir up the canned chili and put it back in the microwave for an additional minute!

Whoa! Look out, this is an enemy called a Tax Forms!

Hey! Listen! Put hot sauce in the condom after you nut or she'll spermjack you!

# ? Oct 18, 2021 02:01

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:27

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

hey! if you hit that enemy with a light arrow, you'll be arrested for assault!

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Oct 18, 2021 02:11

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

No! Link! Don't look at Saria's Facebook profile! You've been drinking!

crimes

# ? Oct 18, 2021 02:13

nut

Listen! I don't know what they mean by "deadass" either.

# ? Oct 18, 2021 02:24

biosterous

your friend sk posted:

hey! if you hit that enemy with a light arrow, you'll be arrested for assault!

lmao

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he/him

# ? Oct 18, 2021 02:47

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Hello, Link. Wake up. The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you! Link, get up! Hey, c'mon! Link, I think you have sleep apnea.

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# ? Oct 18, 2021 13:19

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

BUDKK: Big Ugly Dumb Kokiri Knives

crimes

# ? Oct 18, 2021 14:57

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

Hey! Link! The high test carbon steel Giant's Knife is ideal for home defense AND makes a charming conversational piece if displayed on a mantle.

crimes

# ? Oct 18, 2021 14:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Listen! I know you've been putting out off, but it's time to get your prostate checked

# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:04

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!

(Link�s hearing ability has dwindled over the years from being too close to exploding bombs, and he has forgotten his hearing aid on this particular day)

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:15

Ventral EggSac

(at the urinal trying to pass a kidney stone)

HAAA HEEEAYYYYYAAAH

# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:19

vanisher

Link, you destroyed entire ecosystems and species that developed over thousands of years to "save" a basically medieval era kingdom.

"They were monsters"

You singlehandedly caused the golden spider to go extinct.

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# ? Oct 18, 2021 17:30

vanisher

Link waking up and realizing that the witches red potion made from poison mushrooms was a hallucinogenic and there was no "dark world"

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# ? Oct 18, 2021 17:31

Iron Chef Ramen: HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

Hey! Listen! You forgot to pay your pottery liability insurance!

# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:18

French Accent

Hey! Listen! You were about to plug in a heater into a power strip! You should be careful with those, because you were about to cause an electrical fire!

# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:21

nut

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:21

French Accent

nut posted:

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

lol

# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:21

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Ventral EggSac posted:

(at the urinal trying to pass a kidney stone)

HAAA HEEEAYYYYYAAAH

# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:22

Ventral EggSac

nut posted:

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:22

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

nut posted:

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

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# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:35

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

nut posted:

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

lmbo

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:40

cruft

An arctic wind is blowing from Zora's Domain!
Maybe 76 still isn't high enough for the thermostat.

# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:52

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

hey! listen! that fridge is too far away to walk to for your halftime beer run, use the hookshot instead

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Oct 19, 2021 00:22

Ventral EggSac

Trying to z-target his glass of scotch but Navi keeps interrupting asking for his car keys. HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN FRIENDS?!

# ? Oct 19, 2021 01:20

kalel

lol

# ? Oct 19, 2021 04:49

Mummy Napkin

Hey! Listen! Epona has been a great companion. I feel this desire to buy a Harley Davidson is what the Hylians call a *mid-life crisis*.

# ? Oct 19, 2021 13:26

Iron Chef Ramen: HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

Hey! Listen! I think that Nonag Ford fellow who keeps buying you drinks is up to something!

# ? Oct 19, 2021 22:32

FutonForensic

Hey! Listen! Child support is a myth

# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:05

vanisher

Hey! Listen! She bought a new purse today! Didn't you have to help with that $20 field trip last week?

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# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:56

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

hey! you ever listen to Huey Lewis and The News?

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

HEY! listen - erectile dysfunction affects almost a quarter of men your age. don't feel bad. we can try again tomorrow.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

LINK. fairies only work if you die in combat. you need to get your diabetes in control.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

maybe if we go back to the dungeons those heart containers are still hanging around. bet you're regretting that three heart challenge now that getting into bed can throw your back out and eat 2 hearts in one shot.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:43

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

i managed to z-target my own feelings with this thread

crimes

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:01

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

FutonForensic posted:

Hey! Listen! Child support is a myth

lol

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# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:07

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Heather Papps posted:

HEY! listen - erectile dysfunction affects almost a quarter of men your age. don't feel bad. we can try again tomorrow.

Heather Papps posted:

LINK. fairies only work if you die in combat. you need to get your diabetes in control.

Heather Papps posted:

maybe if we go back to the dungeons those heart containers are still hanging around. bet you're regretting that three heart challenge now that getting into bed can throw your back out and eat 2 hearts in one shot.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

You learned a new tune, Link! Try playing it on your ocarina. Nice dad-rock, lol.

# ? Oct 21, 2021 02:40

nut

listen! you can just take the sauce packets if you want

# ? Oct 21, 2021 02:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

hey! link! your atm pin has not changed. remember your birthday.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 02:47

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:27

Heather Papps: hello friend

LISTEN! do you hear that? it's time to talk to the doctor about your tinnitus

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 02:48

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