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https://twitter.com/verge/status/1450646716097736706 i'm going with zuckerverse
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Oct 20, 2021 03:59
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my honest guess is they'll lean in to their own farthuffing and call it 'everything'
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Oct 20, 2021 04:02
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everything and everything2 are taken. but they can be everything3
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Oct 20, 2021 04:04
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fwd:gramps
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Oct 20, 2021 04:06
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pax romana
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Oct 20, 2021 04:18
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zu.cc
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Oct 20, 2021 04:27
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i'd put good money on Metaverse
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Oct 20, 2021 04:29
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Go Zuckeyes
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Oct 20, 2021 04:35
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the facebook of sex
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Oct 20, 2021 04:42
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jizzed but he keep on zuccing
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Oct 20, 2021 04:43
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i'm going with Home. including the dot, like Aol.
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Oct 20, 2021 04:52
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Oct 20, 2021 05:07
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welcome to fuckersberg, the center of your digital metaverse https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuckersberg
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xFinity
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Sagebrush posted:i'm going with ugh this is too possible. too realistic. i’m grossed out
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all that really matters is that some marketing person is getting a nice resume item or an awful resume item
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Oct 20, 2021 06:01
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zuck's only 37... think how many more decades of this android we've got to endure
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Oct 20, 2021 06:07
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maybe the outage last week was from setting up a big global dns redirect 
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Oct 20, 2021 06:14
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check it out: farcebook
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Oct 20, 2021 06:37
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they’re going to pull an alphabet and name it something no one knows and have “Facebook” be one of their properties. that way reports that “executives of farthuffer inc. knew their products cause depression in teen girls” won’t make for great headlines.
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whats updog
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Oct 20, 2021 07:17
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The Management posted:they’re going to pull an alphabet and name it something no one knows and have “Facebook” be one of their properties. that way reports that “executives of farthuffer inc. knew their products cause depression in teen girls” won’t make for great headlines. its this and itll be something so ordinary and stupid and everyone will just accept it and the fb bod/csuite will never face any consequences the system works
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Oct 20, 2021 07:26
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mark zuckerberg should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch someone systematically delete all of facebook. the grand finale is big trucks full of hard drives and tape cartridges rolling out from iron mountain or wherever they keep cold copies of data and dumping them all out into facebook headquarters, which is then ignited and burned to the ground. the ruins are ceremoniously covered in salt before zuck is stripped of all remaining assets and sentenced to spend the rest of his life working at a wal-mart in the deep south.
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Oct 20, 2021 07:38
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:mark zuckerberg should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch someone systematically delete all of facebook. the grand finale is big trucks full of hard drives and tape cartridges rolling out from iron mountain or wherever they keep cold copies of data and dumping them all out into facebook headquarters, which is then ignited and burned to the ground. the ruins are ceremoniously covered in salt before zuck is stripped of all remaining assets and sentenced to spend the rest of his life working at a wal-mart in the deep south. nah it should be much worse
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Oct 20, 2021 07:48
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my assumption, based on his personality, is that he would find that the most miserably banal and irritating existence possible: trapped among people he believes to be beneath his station and who likewise hate his guts, forever remembering when he used to be important, and unable to escape. i mean yeah if he starts getting used to it and finding joy in life somehow, we gotta put a stop to that, obviously.
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Oct 20, 2021 07:58
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my guess is it’s going to be something boring but pretensiously roman like augustus or rubicon
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Oct 20, 2021 08:09
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dick suckerberg, inc.
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Oct 20, 2021 08:39
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The Management posted:they’re going to pull an alphabet and name it something no one knows and have “Facebook” be one of their properties. that way reports that “executives of farthuffer inc. knew their products cause depression in teen girls” won’t make for great headlines. yeah, this. the facebook name is kind of an albatross around the necks of stuff like instagram and whatsapp, so they'll do some new umbrella.
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lomarfbook
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diversion from whistleblower reports inc.
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Oct 20, 2021 09:28
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Hed posted:BookFace 
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graph posted:nah it should be much worse the fb content moderation team btw satan if you're looking for someone to design ironic hells for people pm me
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WOL - World OnLine
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