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Alright your new car is ready to go, let's see....32 thousand for the base model but of course you wanted all the bells and whistles so that's another 11 thousand, plus what we call a 20% 'all in' fee. There's a small surcharge to the processing fee because it's after noon on a Friday, and of course the processing fee is doubled because *mumbles something*. However since you're paying 20k down in cash you're entitled to 200 dollars instant cash back, minus a 30% instant cashback fee...
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Oct 20, 2021 17:06
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hi i'm calling about your automobiles extended warranty
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Oct 20, 2021 17:09
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i don't get the point of this thread, the title and body are incongruous. is this where i post about how i've only ever owned shitboxes and that makes me superior to new car owners?
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i don't get the point of this thread, the title and body are incongruous. is this where i post about how i've only ever owned shitboxes and that makes me superior to new car owners? The title is how all car sales are closed, hth
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Oct 20, 2021 17:25
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ive been waiting in the gently caress room for hours
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Oct 20, 2021 17:26
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Reading the thread title I'm very, very disappointed the OP isn't Lil Swamp Booger Baby Why is this thread allowed then?? Jeffery??
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Oct 20, 2021 17:34
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gently caress YOU!!!!
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Oct 20, 2021 17:34
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Once you have a lot of people under you in the pyramid, you get to orgasm any time someone downline has a good gently caress. The more downline depth you have in your forced matrix, the sooner you can be a kingpin of cum
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Oct 20, 2021 17:41
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Came naked, left dissapointed
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Oct 20, 2021 17:42
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I got a bone to pick with you!
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Oct 20, 2021 17:48
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Hi I'm Tom Selleck and you can trust me because I'm the living avatar of all things boomer. Now let me tell you about reverse mortgages.
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Oct 20, 2021 17:54
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High five! 
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Oct 20, 2021 17:57
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where'd we land on this fuckin' thing?
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Oct 20, 2021 18:04
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extra toppings? $2 each, but trust me you dont want the plain burger. treat yourself, king.
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Oct 20, 2021 18:15
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How about we just cuddle OP?
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Oct 20, 2021 18:18
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And by cuddle I mean you suck my freakin BALLS!
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Oct 20, 2021 18:18
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reported for goonfucking
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Oct 20, 2021 18:36
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Bad Purchase posted:reported for goonfucking hosed for goonreporting
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Oct 20, 2021 18:37
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The Bloop posted:hosed for goonreporting 
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Oct 20, 2021 18:40
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OK OP
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Oct 20, 2021 18:41
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Gooned for fuckreporting
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Oct 20, 2021 18:41
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as long as you give me the courtesy of a reach around
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Oct 20, 2021 18:44
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Reportfucked for gooning. 
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Oct 20, 2021 18:44
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sorry, no can do, op. im gay
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Oct 20, 2021 18:59
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Op I'll gently caress you but you have to take my lovely car in exchange. Engine lights been on for a year or so and no amount of work seems to fix it. Got some fresh wipers and a new tire tho. Pretty good deal if you ask me
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Treecko posted:Op I'll gently caress you but you have to take my lovely car in exchange. Engine lights been on for a year or so and no amount of work seems to fix it. Got some fresh wipers and a new tire tho. Pretty good deal if you ask me speaking as a shitbox owner and lover this seems win/win to me, can i accept on the ops behalf?
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Oct 20, 2021 19:13
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I am a sovereign citizen and I do not consent to this!!!
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Oct 20, 2021 19:48
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I will not gently caress you but I *MIGHT* let you gently caress me
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:speaking as a shitbox owner and lover this seems win/win to me, can i accept on the ops behalf? Yeah I guess but before you take it can you just get the dang light to go off? I can barely drive this thing not really sure why I have it in the first place. Also I won't actually gently caress you sorry I lied.
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Got a new alternater and battery, replaced the harmonic balancer, light went out for a day and came back on. I think the people at the shops know less than I do which is nothing. I'm tired of getting hosed
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Oct 20, 2021 20:10
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Treecko posted:I'm tired of getting hosed you're in the wrong thread friend
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Treecko posted:Got a new alternater and battery, replaced the harmonic balancer, light went out for a day and came back on. I think the people at the shops know less than I do which is nothing. i'd pm you about whats wrong with your shitbox but you don't have plat and i don't wanna poo poo up the "goons loving each other thread" with car diagnostics chat
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My bad *unzips pants* Let's get back to it
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gently caress it, from what you posted it sounds like the cars charging system is having intermittent problems. they replaced the battery and alt because those are the primary components and then the balancer because they thought maybe the belt was slipping on the pulley. if it's not those, my guess is that your car is v rusty and that your grounds are super corroded and the current can't make an effective circuit back to the battery
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Treecko posted:Op I'll gently caress you but you have to take my lovely car in exchange. Engine lights been on for a year or so and no amount of work seems to fix it. Got some fresh wipers and a new tire tho. Pretty good deal if you ask me REAL TALK: go buy one of those car code readers, they're cheaper than you think they are these days. It will A.) Tell you whatever the problem is and B.) If it's something stupid, like it usually is, simply let you delete the error code that's making the light come on, essentially telling your car 'no it isn't, stfu'. especially if you know that what it tells you isn't true. This happened with my truck and I was like 'why are you complaining all the time' so I plugged it in and did just that, and then it never did it again. You can get them from Amazon or AutoZone and they either come with their own, corded units or they even have little blu tooth models you can plug in and read from an app on your phone in real time - again, they're cheaper than you think. e: they usually plug in inside the car, under the dash somewhere, it's not a massive hassle you don't have to be a super mechanic to work with them either, if that's something you'd stress over. For my truck, the reason I got it was because my partially digital dash was constantly saying 'SERVICE ENGINE' all the drat time when the actual reason was because my model F-150 has a type of gas fill thing that actively and isn't supposed to have a gas cap to it, and filling it in the Wisconsin winter/spring change seasons as the weather flexed caused it to think there was some kind of vapor lock issue in the fuel system or some poo poo (there was not). It was cheaper to spend $$ or whatever getting this sensor and reading the error code and looking it up and then kicking my truck in the rear end for being stupid than paying a mechanic for diagnosing that. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Big Beef City posted:REAL TALK: go buy one of those car code readers, they're cheaper than you think they are these days. It will A.) Tell you whatever the problem is and B.) If it's something stupid, like it usually is, simply let you delete the error code that's making the light come on, essentially telling your car 'no it isn't, stfu'. especially if you know that what it tells you isn't true. This happened with my truck and I was like 'why are you complaining all the time' so I plugged it in and did just that, and then it never did it again. yes if you want to do any work on your car this is a must. i have this one: https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B07JFRFJG6/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 and it's been a godsend. even if you want to just clear the code constantly so the light goes away without fixing the problem lmao
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I got cheap rear end chinese knock off blu tooth ones that you can read from your phone for like.. $20 I think and they can give you all sorts of stats and info about your vehicle that your dash doesn't show but, like, I also don't want to plug them in kinda
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*I spread open my gaping pooper, ready to receive GBS*
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