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it's definitely real, and i have it!!
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i also have it having read and now moderated cspam. thanks for nothing
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checking my official cia-issued guide to moderating cspam and it says that havana syndrome is definitely 100% real, anyway apropos of nothing i have noticed the crickets are unusually active these days
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important Primers https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/11/19/the-mystery-of-the-havana-syndrome quote:If there was a weapon, of whatever kind, who wielded it? And to what end? Despite a long investigation into the incidents, the U.S. government can’t answer these questions. “It’s been more than a year and a half since the first reported health incident in Havana, and we know no more today about the cause than we did then,” Leahy said. In September, NBC News reported that U.S. intelligence agencies considered Russia to be the main suspect, citing evidence from communications intercepts. But intelligence officials, in interviews with The New Yorker, insisted that they still had no evidence of Russian complicity. https://www.wsj.com/articles/havana-syndrome-symptoms-11626882951 quote:On Oct. 8, President Biden signed the Helping American Victims Afflicted by Neurological Attacks (HAVANA) Act, which authorizes additional medical and financial support for intelligence officers and diplomats affected by the syndrome. god drat do Americans love acronyms lmao Dreylad has issued a correction as of 17:49 on Oct 21, 2021 |
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absolutely incredible that they passed a bill based on "when you think about it, it's even MORE suspicious that there's no evidence"
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can’t they just Number the acts to save us this horrible pain of initialisms
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I feel tired. I think the hardcore commies got me. I've been drinking water instead of pure grain alcohol, maybe that's it.
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Oct 21, 2021 18:13
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remember when the black goo started melting down Rudy Giulianis face on TV? our nation's enemies did that
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a.p. dent posted:absolutely incredible that they passed a bill based on "when you think about it, it's even MORE suspicious that there's no evidence" this has been prevailing logic since the cold war
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Oct 21, 2021 18:30
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Gayvana Syndrome
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a.p. dent posted:absolutely incredible that they passed a bill based on "when you think about it, it's even MORE suspicious that there's no evidence" lack of evidence just proves that our cunning, nefarious enemies are really good at hiding evidence
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Oct 21, 2021 18:38
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Havana syndrome is even dumber than the anthrax propaganda 20 years ago
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Oct 21, 2021 18:40
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yeah, havana 'nother cold war to increase defense spending!!!
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Oct 21, 2021 18:42
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Joseph Schumpeter posted:...That policy which pretends to aspire to peace but unerringly generates war, the policy of continual preparation for war, the policy of meddlesome interventionism. There was no corner of the known world where some interest was not alleged to be in danger or under actual attack. If the interests were not Roman, they were those of Rome's allies; and if Rome had no allies, then allies would be invented. When it was utterly impossible to contrive such an interest–why, then it was the national honor that had been insulted. The fight was always invested with an aura of legality. Rome was always being attacked by evil-minded neighbors, always fighting for a breathing space. The whole world was pervaded by a host of enemies, and it was manifestly Rome's duty to guard against their indubitably aggressive designs.
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Good soup! posted:Gayvana Syndrome
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i'd like to demonstrate my patriotism by accepting a trip to havana for the foreseeable future. i will absorb all the harmful cricket rays for our beautiful intelligence community.
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Oct 21, 2021 19:19
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it's funny because my name also happens to be havana...havana humpalot 
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Oct 21, 2021 19:40
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please ban any havana syndrome deniers, mods
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John Charity Spring posted:please ban any havana syndrome deniers, mods QCS thread incoming
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it’s also funny because American diplomats are literally psychologically torturing themselves over something imaginary, which is both cool and good and something they should be doing at all times
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John Charity Spring posted:please ban any havana syndrome deniers, mods 
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havana roni
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Yossarian-22 posted:it's funny because my name also happens to be havana...havana humpalot my queen
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don’t havana a cow man
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John Charity Spring posted:please ban any havana syndrome deniers, mods banned, banned, banned, youre all banned. none of you are free of headaches
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Oct 21, 2021 20:47
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woke up with a headache today could be either too much weed last night too much soju last night too much covid last night or maybe….?
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Oct 21, 2021 20:51
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wonder how long my relationship would last if i started saying "HAVANA SYNDROME, AGAIN??!" and cursing the russians every time my bf has a migraine (frequent). only one way to find out
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Oct 21, 2021 21:02
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i hope our nation's intelligence officials are havana nice day
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Oct 22, 2021 02:01
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yeah i'm havana havana real hard time lately 
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the intel agencies seem to be doing a bang up job getting all their toys stolen and encryption cracked and spies killed off, if I was working in that industry rn you bet your rear end I'd fake some havana syndrome to get retired ASAP
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I don't think they're faking, all the symptoms for havana syndrome just sound like regular stress disorder symptoms
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Oct 22, 2021 02:29
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the real havana syndrome is my crippling depression, papi
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30.5 Days posted:I don't think they're faking, all the symptoms for havana syndrome just sound like regular stress disorder symptoms I'm calling it Empire Collapse Stress Disorder, DSM VI baby
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havana syndrome is like if in an episode of the sopranos dr melfi was like "hey tony i heard that all your weird rear end breakdowns actually mean the fagouli family is moving in on your turf its very manly of you to put up this for so long"
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a.p. dent posted:wonder how long my relationship would last if i started saying "HAVANA SYNDROME, AGAIN??!" and cursing the russians every time my bf has a migraine (frequent). only one way to find out lmaaoooooo
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havana syndrome pride flag
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Oct 22, 2021 04:49
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a.p. dent posted:it's definitely real, and i have it!!
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Too Many Birds posted:yeah i'm havana  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q7ub4aMOFs
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Oh my god, I got hit by a laser beam, and now I have chronic lime, gluten sensitivity, chi imbalance, alkaline blood, and microscopically misaligned vertebrae.
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But seriously, I don't know how to handle how loving gullible the entirety of the United States government is at all levels
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