*knocks on your door* Hey, it's me!

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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

*checks the doorknob* It's me, Putty! From the forums! *checks the doorknob again*

Do you remember me? I'm real! And here! *knock knock* Are you going to let me in?

# ? Oct 21, 2021 16:51

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 08:35

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

*tries to open the window* All your posting friends from BYOB are here to see you! Are you going to let us in? *knocks on door more aggressively*

# ? Oct 21, 2021 16:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

the invite said 4:20 and dinner isn't ready yet please wait in the yard

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 16:55

Escape From Noise

Oh.
I thought it was Mario.

# ? Oct 21, 2021 17:18

Manifisto

*suspiciously* if you're really from byob, complete this sentence: blank to meet you

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 17:24

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Escape From Noise posted:

Oh.
I thought it was Mario.

Mario Putty

# ? Oct 21, 2021 17:38

hot cocoa on the couch

*texting u* i'm getting changed and it's gonna be a while, come back in 15-20 pls

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

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# ? Oct 21, 2021 17:50

vanisher

Please wipe your feet, also there is hand sanitizer at the door. Please wear your masks. There are disposables at the door as well. Please, also put on the shoe covers to avoid tracking in dirt. No, you did the shoe cover after sanitizing now you have to sanitize again. DID YOU JUST FLIP THROUGH ALL THE MASKS LIKE A DECK OF CARDS? THERE ARE NO DINOSAUR ONES THEY ARE ALL BLUE. STOP ALL TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR AT ONCE. NUT IS ONLY WEARING ONE SHOE COVER.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Oct 21, 2021

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# ? Oct 21, 2021 18:07

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

And here we go with the lamp shades again.

# ? Oct 21, 2021 18:19

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Frightening paranormal intruder stops banging on your door for about an hour after 4:20pm

# ? Oct 21, 2021 18:50

hot cocoa on the couch

Putty posted:

Frightening paranormal intruder stops banging on your door for about an hour after 4:20pm

sry i'm getting changed again. pretty bad timing but if you'd just give me another like... 15-20 i should be finished. getting changed, that is

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

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# ? Oct 21, 2021 18:59

vanisher

Putty posted:

Frightening paranormal intruder stops banging on your door for about an hour after 4:20pm

Oh thats just dfkg

# ? Oct 21, 2021 19:21

FutonForensic

oh... no big novelty check, huh... no, no you're fine, it's nothing wrong with you

# ? Oct 21, 2021 19:26

Ventral EggSac

Do u have any snails

# ? Oct 21, 2021 21:13

nut

Heather Papps posted:

the invite said 4:20 and dinner isn't ready yet please wait in the yard

# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:10

biosterous

hi welcome there's not enough room for everyone sorry, let's go the park instead it's nice

lemme pack some snacks first though

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he/him

# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:17

vanisher

boo-osterous posted:

hi welcome there's not enough room for everyone sorry, let's go the park instead it's nice

lemme pack some snacks first though

You got any apples I brought my apple cutter from home

# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:26

Extra row of tits

Turns off lights, goes and hides under bed. Does not re-emerge for an entire week to ensure you have left.

# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:52

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

The BYOB intruder only stole things that I can't tell the police I had.

# ? Oct 21, 2021 23:21

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Yes, it is me! Are you a fan?

# ? Oct 22, 2021 00:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

*makes a funny joke*
*complete silence for 25 seconds*
"just so you orbs know empty quotes feel really weird in real life."

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Oct 22, 2021

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 22, 2021 01:03

biosterous

vanisher posted:

You got any apples I brought my apple cutter from home

yeah i got some ambrosia apples and some cortland apples, i hope they fit because they're bigger than the apples i usually get

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he/him

# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:12

biosterous

Heather Papps posted:

*makes a funny joke*
*complete silence for 25 seconds*
"just so you orbs know empty quotes feel really weird in real life."

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:12

Dads Dip Cup

me, sitting on the toilet moments before this thread was posted: "ahhh, what a quiet and uneventful day. surely this will continue without interruption"

# ? Oct 22, 2021 04:16

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

I'm too lazy to go downstairs and let you in, could you please get up on the porch roof and I'll let you come in the window? Also, I'm pretty tired/drunk, but I can make a prison dip and you can play xbox or playstation(360&3) as much as you want while I'm sleeping. I know my bed is the only piece of furniture, but no and gently caress no I'm not sharing, that poo poo is mine and I'll be sprawling all hosed up like usual. I do have plenty of blankets though and you're welcome to build a nest as long as you leave the windows open because I need that 30 degree air coming in. No, I don't have toilet paper and you need to use wet wipes like a civilized person. I don't pay the water bill so feel free to flush or shower as much as you want, the kitchen sink doesn't work so gently caress off if you are thirsty and go to the store to get some beer. Also, pretty much everything belongs to a 2 year old and I don't want to deal with his rage so please don't move his stuff.

All of that said somehow getting to you through multiple rooms and a flight of stairs, come on in it's been awhile since I've had company.

Dads Dip Cup posted:

me, sitting on the toilet moments before this thread was posted: "ahhh, what a quiet and uneventful day. surely this will continue without interruption"

I wish I could sit on the toilet one day a week without getting a call or hearing the doorbell... I never talk to anyone ever unless I just started pooping.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Oct 22, 2021 04:35

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

nesamdoom posted:

I never talk to anyone ever unless I just started pooping.

This sentence is spicier if taken as a threat.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:11

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 08:35

They Might Be

code:

It went many years, 
But at last came a knock, 
And I thought of the door 
With no lock to lock. 

I blew out the light, 
I tip-toed the floor, 
And raised both hands 
In prayer to the door.

# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:43

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