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Do you guys think a girl would eat your rear end if you took her to see this poo poo? Like, I don’t want to take her to a musical and be her friend or whatever. I’m not doing stomp ftfy. All I have on dvd is matrix II and No Country For Old Men. I can literally hear the dry crumpling sounds as the moisture leaves her vagralubrio, these films don’t work. But like, where is the sexiness in BMG, where’s the emotions? Recommend me some musicals that won’t threaten my heterosexuality GBS.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:15 |
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i've got a group you can feel, op
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:38 |
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im not sure about all that Clam, however i thought the blue man group was "Cool" like 15 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLBn8GKBlA
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:39 |
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Aardvark! posted:im not sure about all that Clam, however i thought the blue man group was "Cool" like 15 years ago meanwhile there's just one guy with some pipes and a pair of flip flops on the street doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gED3rn2Tc
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:43 |
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Aardvark! posted:im not sure about all that Clam, however i thought the blue man group was "Cool" like 15 years ago half of these guys aren't even blue what is the garbage
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:45 |
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Bad Purchase posted:meanwhile there's just one guy with some pipes and a pair of flip flops on the street doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gED3rn2Tc not worth it if you have to be some kind of groty hippy
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:45 |
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Aardvark! posted:im not sure about all that Clam, however i thought the blue man group was "Cool" like 15 years ago I mean I guess it’s kind of sexual, like how they put the pipes in each other there. It just makes me want to bring a bottle of dimetapp with a straw and a pillow though and flop out in the aisle. Like I feel like they made this because television was too challenging for people on Prozac.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:47 |
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They are actually the blue ball group. Cause you're going to have blue balls if you take your GF to a show hoping to get your balls wet. Hope that helps OP.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:00 |
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It would be so weird to get a boner at one of these shows. Like you wouldn’t even know what it was from.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:16 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It would be so weird to get a boner at one of these shows. Like you wouldn’t even know what it was from. Drumboner
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:17 |
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I think when we ask the question "should we sexualize the blue man group" the answer should always be yes. Now to post my stomp blue man group slashfic.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:35 |
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Linux Pirate posted:I think when we ask the question "should we sexualize the blue man group" the answer should always be yes. Now to post my stomp blue man group slashfic. I was looking for an alternative but yours is good too.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:40 |
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I went to see Blue Man Group in '04 with a woman and it was a fun show (the woman was my mom).
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:40 |
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Poo man poop
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:49 |
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the protip is to only crank it when they do the "toilet paper in the aisles" thing with the strobe lights. that way people will be too distracted to notice and also it's easy cleanup. at the matinee it's accepted, but at the late show it's practically expected. GL OP, hope that helps.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 07:30 |
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I dont like how moist they look, I personally wouldnt smash if someone took me to see them
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 07:51 |
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Bismuth posted:I dont like how moist they look, I personally wouldnt smash if someone took me to see them Cool I’m gonna get some dvds and popcorn and a box of wine and steaks with all the money I just saved.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 07:57 |
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Bismuth posted:I dont like how moist they look, I personally wouldnt smash if someone took me to see them
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:01 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Cool I’m gonna get some dvds and popcorn and a box of wine and steaks with all the money I just saved. free drugs are definitely a faster route to most people's hearts
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:02 |
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Knormal posted:I've always been disturbed by how glistening they are. Why must they appear so wet? I dont know but the paint is so thick on them in some photos I desperately want to drag a palette knife across one of their cheeks, it looks like it would be so satisfying GOD
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:04 |
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vagralubrio was the name of the original blue man
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:56 |
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Y’all remember Eiffel 65?
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:59 |
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Come on you guys, I want her tongue to hit the bridge of my nasal cavity. What musical is going to make her breathe my whole rear end?
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 09:16 |
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Starlight Express, but you gotta make sure she likes trains
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 11:15 |
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Alice in Wonderland 1976
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 12:14 |
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Was hoping this thread was about one of them shooting the other two with a prop gun.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 13:50 |
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LOL BLue Man is basic as hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vJfDOOPCw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mlqvVSZY8s&t=59s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0-ZVaPpBfE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kipper_Kids One of them is Bette Midlers husband Boner M fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Oct 22, 2021 |
# ? Oct 22, 2021 14:31 |
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Obviously Jesus Christ Superstar Find a sexual version where instead of getting nailed to some wood, Jesus gets nailed near some wood. It could be called Jesus Christ Pornstar.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 14:47 |
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Take her to see Wicked op
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 15:14 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Recommend me some musicals that won’t threaten my heterosexuality GBS. Sweeney Todd. So's my dick.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 15:42 |
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I prefer the Blow Men Group, OP. You should try to join your local chapter.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 16:18 |
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Xaintrailles posted:Alice in Wonderland 1976
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 18:10 |
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AD/BC is on youtube so you dont even need to leave the house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS1eTb6smNM
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 20:06 |
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Take her to see Slamilton. It's like Hamilton but no lame history stuff and 100% SLAMMIN' WAP.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 20:59 |
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I prefer red woman crowd OP
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 21:58 |
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Boner M posted:LOL BLue Man is basic as hell Oh poo poo, it's the boxer guys from The Forbidden Zone, always wondered what was up with them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Uh-AFFDys&t=51s
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 22:26 |
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Go see Hair and when everyone gets naked turn to your date and waggle your eyebrows hornily
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 22:39 |
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Lol at taking a lady to the theatre in TYOOL 2021. Spring for that HBO MAX sub and watch Dune (2021).
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 22:39 |
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take her to see Le Grand Macabre you loving coward https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26z6SZE1tFs&t=18s
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op you gotta get this series on DVD and then the flood gates will open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCIpKAIFyo
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