[Brainstorming Thread] The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

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AARD VARKMAN

Everyone knows sliced bread is The Greatest Thing. Well let's think of something new that can be The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread.

Here's my first idea: disposable chairs

# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:34

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:37

nut

yogurt in some kind of tube

# ? Oct 23, 2021 05:45

AARD VARKMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:17

nut

granola compressed into some kind of holdable form but u can still eat it wait no add more sugar to it ok more more good good yes keep going until it is literally a chocolate bar without the outer shell of chocolate ya that's good i am pleased

# ? Oct 23, 2021 06:22

Tiny Myers: say hello to my little friend

cubed bread :hmmyes:

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# ? Oct 23, 2021 08:04

biosterous

posting

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he/him

# ? Oct 23, 2021 13:33

Ventral EggSac

Bread Bowls

# ? Oct 23, 2021 14:09

Ventral EggSac

Loose leaf tea things in the shape of a person so when you put it in your cup it looks like they have their arms resting on the rim, relaxing on the side of the mug

# ? Oct 23, 2021 14:11

poverty goat

toast.

# ? Oct 23, 2021 14:19

take the moon: by sebmojo

Ventral EggSac posted:

Bread Bowls

bread bongs

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# ? Oct 23, 2021 15:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

hyperspace bread wells

# ? Oct 23, 2021 16:57

Manifisto

the bread deslicer

it paved the way for such crucial later inventions as the pants crotch deripper and the stupid remark unsayer

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 23, 2021 18:05

hot cocoa on the couch

boo-osterous posted:

posting

easily mankind's best invention

# ? Oct 23, 2021 19:30

Finger Prince

Bread with user-customizable slice thickness (ie a whole loaf and a bread knife).

# ? Oct 23, 2021 20:36

Mac Tonight: aw yeah tahts it man

bread sliced the long way. big ol sandwiches.

# ? Oct 23, 2021 21:01

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juicero, but for milk

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# ? Oct 24, 2021 01:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

a better moustrap (i have no ideas how to make it better)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 24, 2021 01:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

a better moustrap (i have no ideas how to make it better)

i take it back it needs a battery

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 24, 2021 01:48

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle

# ? Oct 24, 2021 02:57

AARD VARKMAN

Buttchocks posted:

Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle

drat that sounds good. have you tried microwaving a tide pod? Maybe it just works

# ? Oct 24, 2021 02:59

Finger Prince

Buttchocks posted:

Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle

Microwave Roomba

# ? Oct 24, 2021 02:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Finger Prince posted:

Microwave Roomba

There we go.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 15:14

take the moon: by sebmojo

grey goo but it cleans computer

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# ? Oct 24, 2021 15:15

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hot cubes

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# ? Oct 24, 2021 23:03

deep dish peat moss

Trees

# ? Oct 24, 2021 23:31

deep dish peat moss

Look Ted if you didn't want me to say Trees maybe you should have said the greatest new thing since sliced bread

# ? Oct 24, 2021 23:32

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

look im seeing all great things in here but if you want the greatest thing its gotta be them hot cubes.

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# ? Oct 24, 2021 23:48

take the moon: by sebmojo

Doctor Dogballs posted:

look im seeing all great things in here but if you want the greatest thing its gotta be them hot cubes.

lol yr sig

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# ? Oct 25, 2021 00:26

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

take the moon posted:

lol yr sig

same

# ? Oct 25, 2021 00:33

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Wet bread ( wet from soup, perhaps)

# ? Oct 25, 2021 20:22

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ngl, im having a hard time imagining anything besides sliced bread right now

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# ? Oct 25, 2021 22:09

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sliced bread, but somehow even more sliced?

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# ? Oct 25, 2021 22:10

hot cocoa on the couch

Nosfereefer posted:

sliced bread, but somehow even more sliced?

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

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# ? Oct 25, 2021 22:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Spiral-sliced bread

# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:42

deep dish peat moss

Nosfereefer posted:

sliced bread, but somehow even more sliced?

unsliced bread, that was sliced and then put back together

# ? Oct 26, 2021 05:25

Twenty Four

What if we took the greatest idea of sliced bread and improved on it? So for starters, let's go with two slices, that's twice as good so already a double improvement. Then, put some stuff you like hidden in between them. Maybe some lunch meat, perhaps some vegetables, whatever you want, your call! Hell throw some condiments on that bread and liven things up a little more! Combo it up! Go wild!

You pick it up and you are thinking "cool, sliced bread!" but then you see there's two slices and you're going "Whoah, no way!" You bite in and hot drat what is all this amazing stuff inside where did that come from? I thought I was going to be eating the greatest thing, sliced bread, but check this mind blowing poo poo out! Fuckin jackpot!

I'm open to naming suggestions, just spit balling here about the greatest thing since sliced bread.