the demographics of the average goon means a lot of us will die in 2069

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The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

this is something I just realized, I hope it makes you feel better about your own mortality like it does me

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You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

I�ll be 90 then. Pretty good life, I think :corsair:

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Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

My grandchild the doctor will need too explain to my kids that grandad was suffocated by a butt, like so many others that year

# ? Oct 24, 2021 17:30

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

If this forums (and civilization) still exists 48 years from now, how sad will it be? The average age will be in the 70s or 80s.

Actually, scratch that. It's very possible that there will be an influx of new blood at some point. This is a pretty cool forums, after all. A lot of people are realizing nazis are bad and want to go places where they can talk about eating rear end without the alt-right looking over their shoulder trying to explain whose rear end is okay to eat.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 17:42

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Waltzing Along posted:

If this forums (and civilization) still exists 48 years from now, how sad will it be? The average age will be in the 70s or 80s.

Actually, scratch that. It's very possible that there will be an influx of new blood at some point. This is a pretty cool forums, after all. A lot of people are realizing nazis are bad and want to go places where they can talk about eating rear end without the alt-right looking over their shoulder trying to explain whose rear end is okay to eat.

Jeffers will rename the forums to Something Cursed to bring in the new demographics

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chainchompz: Jul 15, 2021; bark bark

Nice

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Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

I�m going to live to 99? Ok, I guess.

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ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

nice

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

83 isn't too bad.

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Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

You Are A Elf posted:

I�ll be 90 then. Pretty good life, I think

Same age, I really hope I am dead by then.

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MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

83 hell yeah

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

im gojna live forever!!!! gently caress u!!!!

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The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

I'll be happily dead long before then.

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White Phosphorus: Sep 12, 2000

I have to wait that long, god loving drat.

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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

nice

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nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

Hahaha I will be rolling in my grave before I reach 88. I don't think anyone in my family ever made it to 80. My one grand mother made it to 79. Not sure how old my other gmom who still is alive though.

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Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

I plan to live forever!
So far, so good...

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

let's mass suicide on 4/20/69

# ? Oct 24, 2021 20:37

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

you're assuming goons have an average life expectancy curve, but i bet it's lower than average. you know, the brightest flame burns quickest. _{^{also the rampant alcohol/drug abuse and obesity}}

# ? Oct 24, 2021 20:42

Battlevader: Nov 17, 2017

When the asteroid hits, poo poo will hit the fan.
Tsunamis will flush.
Volcanoes will squirt magma.
And then Bacteria and insects will rule, for a million years.

Ha-Ha- :-D

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