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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
There's a certain point in fame that actors are just themselves in commercials. gently caress you why does Jeff Goldblum need a backstory to sell some lovely apartment website.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Barudak posted:

I do not mean this in a mean way, I have never seen this woman before, but she looks like somebody handed me an expertly crafted face made of clay and I accidentally squeezed it too hard in the middle

shes very bug eyed

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Dear Lesbian and Straight Male viewers of this NFL Broadcast:

The NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has ruled this game too "Raw" and "Erotically Violent" for your consumption

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

There's a certain point in fame that actors are just themselves in commercials. gently caress you why does Jeff Goldblum need a backstory to sell some lovely apartment website.

I completely believe he works some near future control center for a lovely apartment website

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
You can never take the NFC East out of a sports baller

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Anya Taylor Joy is a J. Scott Campbell woman IRL.

I read a lot of Gen-13 and Danger Girl in my youth.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Barudak posted:

Dear Lesbian and Straight Male viewers of this NFL Broadcast:

The NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has ruled this game too "Raw" and "Erotically Violent" for your consumption

lol if you think lesbians dont fuckin LOVE erotically violent

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
why pass before run when you could just run?

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
so many behind the line passes

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I wouldn’t even have a guy fielding punts

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Qwijib0 posted:

why pass when you could just run?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Android Apocalypse posted:

Anya Taylor Joy is a J. Scott Campbell woman IRL.

I read a lot of Gen-13 and Danger Girl in my youth.

wow i havent thought about campbell in so long

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

my favorite thing about anya taylor-joy is that she's like "please im begging you to stop referring to me as latina just because i was born in argentina, my parents are both white people from england" and every single news site is like "Latina woman of color Anya Taylor Joy wins award"

Barudak
May 7, 2007

bean mom posted:

shes very bug eyed

I keep expecting to find her real eyes somewhere down below like she's a basilisk from dark souls.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Nobody can keep a handle on these wet balls

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Qwijib0 posted:

why pass before run when you could just run?

But they expect the run. Perfect time to pass

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's no 'stuck punt' at Heinz yet, but it's getting there.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

bean mom posted:

lol if you think lesbians dont fuckin LOVE erotically violent

Its all men, in this case, I--- <has terrifying flashbacks to every lesbian in highschool reading a ton of CLAMP erotic violence manga>

OH NO THE MEMORIES GODDAMN YOU

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Gotta rub those balls with those soaked through towels

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
what's still on the field there????

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Gonna give this game so far a 3.5/10.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

It's no 'stuck punt' at Heinz yet, but it's getting there.

that game is still the best game ive ever watched live

what a shitshow lmao

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
This feels like a game that will get decided by an ill-timed taunt

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol this is loving hilarious

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The refs look miserable.

Good.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I love poo poo football in poo poo weather.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Barudak posted:

Its all men, in this case, I--- <has terrifying flashbacks to every lesbian in highschool reading a ton of CLAMP erotic violence manga>

OH NO THE MEMORIES GODDAMN YOU

look x/1999 is a classic and I won't listen to you disparage it.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

lmaofooo can you decline possessions

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
this is amazing

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Call him Mr. Hands, because that Colt just tore right through him.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Darius Leonard is great at punching balls

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Elephanthead posted:

I wouldn’t even have a guy fielding punts

lol you might be right

on one of those punts the 49ers put Sanu back there who's pretty reliable at catching and has big hands probably for that same reason

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Tulalip Tulips posted:

look x/1999 is a classic and I won't listen to you disparage it.

:hmmyes:

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
lolololololololol amazing

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
hey NBC it'd be easier to see what's going on without your weird ultra vibrant grass bullshit turned on

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
This game sure is something.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
who wants the ball? its available to anyone! just take it!!!!!!!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lmao: Indy ball.

Everybody in this game is bad, as though they didn't practice handling wet balls in practice this week.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Codependent Poster posted:

Darius Leonard is great at punching balls

I would not want him punching my balls, just saying.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
no one can get any leverage either so they are all looking super slow lol

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