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and the horse says my wife committed suicide this morning
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The horse says "i am barnacle Jim(PBUH)"
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Oct 24, 2021 19:50
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That's very sad
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Oct 24, 2021 19:51
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Bartender says why'd she wait to do it in the morning horse says well she was always more of a night mare
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Oct 24, 2021 19:52
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The Bloop posted:That's very sad she thought of ants on purpose
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Oct 24, 2021 19:52
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The horse doesn't speak English so it shits on the floor and leaves.
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Oct 24, 2021 19:52
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Oct 24, 2021 20:06
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Ventral EggSac posted:Bartender says why'd she wait to do it in the morning horse says well she was always more of a night mare Dang I bet you been chomping at the bit to post this one. Why don't you rein it in a little
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Oct 24, 2021 20:10
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PsionicAnt posted:Dang I bet you been chomping at the bit to post this one. Why don't you rein it in a little pony up a few bucks for these ones
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Oct 24, 2021 20:41
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In truth, the horse feels relief. He knew his marriage was on the rocks. She hated him. The only real concern he has under his façade of grief is that someone might blame him. He's planning on leaning into it and pretending it was unexpected and hoping for more sympathy. He knew. It was better this way. The alternative was a messy divhorse
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Oct 24, 2021 20:54
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ikanreed posted:In truth, the horse feels relief. He knew his marriage was on the rocks. She hated him. god drat you
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Oct 24, 2021 20:58
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im sorry to inform everyone the horse couldnt take it and broke his own leg on purpose, thoughta and prayers
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Oct 25, 2021 00:44
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A guy walks into a bar
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Oct 25, 2021 01:00
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He says "ow"
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Oct 25, 2021 01:00
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A bear walks into a bar... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_CfmfWxVuM
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Oct 25, 2021 01:07
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I'm still sad for that poor horse
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Oct 25, 2021 01:26
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Oct 25, 2021 01:39
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i was ready to just hoof it out and gait of this thread since i wasn't really foaling the OP's joke - nothing funny about an animal who's mentally unstabled - but the mareathon of horse puns are really the mane attraction here. geldmine worthy imo
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Oct 25, 2021 02:24
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She probably found out that her husband killed a man by loving him in the rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 25, 2021 03:00
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Sid Vicious posted:im sorry to inform everyone the horse couldnt take it and broke his own leg on purpose, thoughta and prayers Shame, I guess he missed her nagging
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Oct 25, 2021 03:01
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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey you know you have a steering wheel attached to the crotch of your pants?" The pirate goes, "Yarrrrrrrr I know. It's drivin me nuts!"
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Oct 25, 2021 03:02
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and the horse says "I no longer take pleasure in activities I used to enjoy."
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Oct 25, 2021 03:05
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A bar walks into a barRRR[STACK OVERFLOW]
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Oct 25, 2021 03:08
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A tiny pianist walks into a bar. "I'll have a Three Wishes" he says to the barkeep. The man next to him sobs.
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Oct 25, 2021 03:17
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A blonde a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar, then a genie grants their wish for a priest, a rabbi, and an imam, and the dog says "who's there"
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Oct 25, 2021 03:38
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she walked back into the hole. again.
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Oct 25, 2021 03:42
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What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Getting out of bed in the morning.
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Oct 25, 2021 03:46
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A man walks into a bar. It was my dad. Every loving night. And day. Just drinking. Didn't care. Just drink more. It doesn't matter, we're fine. He needed a break. We must have been bad kids. I'm sorry dad.
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Oct 25, 2021 05:05
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Sounds like you're just trying to stirrup trouble, OP
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Oct 25, 2021 05:13
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A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse to gently caress!
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Oct 25, 2021 05:58
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I walked into the doctors stroking a shetland pony tucked under my arm. The doctor said 'why the long face?' I said 'im feeling a little horse'
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Oct 25, 2021 09:13
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hosed a horse, went to jail, sheriff asked me why the long face, I said being saddle do that to ya
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Oct 25, 2021 09:41
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Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?" Horse says, "cause my name is Bart" Bartender shoots him dead
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Oct 25, 2021 13:18
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The horse doesn't hear him and instead.... Ponies up to the bar
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Oct 25, 2021 13:27
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sigher posted:She probably found out that her husband killed a man by loving him in the rear end in a top hat. Pretty sure Mike Pence is still alive.
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Oct 25, 2021 13:41
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The horse raises a single eyebrow at the bartender and says "you know, there's nothing better for the inside of a man than my horse dick"
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Oct 25, 2021 13:45
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Pretty sure Mike Pence is still alive. God, that poor horse
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Oct 25, 2021 13:46
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the horse panics and kicks several people in the head while trying to escape the bar
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Oct 25, 2021 15:47
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Sid Vicious posted:and the horse says my wife committed suicide this morning lol
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drat thats some dark rear end humor OP well done
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