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hello lum, you're a beautiful space alien in a tiger bikini and we are married together. i married you after defeating you in combat, and you have a small horn on your head. i feed you tater tots by throwing them into your mouth from across our small table. we spend a lot of tiome in the breakfast nook. oh! there is whipped cream on your nose, from the fancy coffee drinks i make for you. come here, i will fix |
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we should go on a double date with my wife, samus aran, (i took her last name). well, haha, when she's not off saving the galaxy you see my wife is the most highly regarded intergalactic bounty hunter in the known universe and can turn into a ball. sometimes in bed i'll say "samus, my wife, we are so comfy in bed together as husband and wife, could you please use your grapple beam to fetch us, a married couple, another blankie" and my wife, samus aran will use her gun arm to do that. i have never touched her skin but her fully upgraded armour suit is still warm to the touch.
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Oct 23, 2021 23:01
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please help. my wife keeps beating me in hand-to-hand combat and how do i challenge her powerful kung-fu?? |
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Oct 24, 2021 00:55
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Nosfereefer posted:please help. my wife keeps beating me in hand-to-hand combat and how do i challenge her powerful kung-fu?? take her off her guard with an unexpected display of romantic intent. if she starts blushing cherry petals that's your sign to trigger your Final Smash crimes |
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Oct 24, 2021 02:41
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me: good morning lum, my wife my wife lum: good morning phiz khalifa crimes |
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Oct 24, 2021 02:41
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LUM is a mid-tier rune |
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Oct 24, 2021 05:49
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me, cooking eggs: i hope lum likes eggs lum: eggu! (does a dance where she steps and wiggles her elbows) crimes |
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Oct 24, 2021 14:32
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| whew that was close. almost posted in this thread, revealing my interest in classic anime like those of Rumiko Takahashi and Mitsuru Adachi. byob could never take my posting seriously if they knew | |
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Oct 24, 2021 19:10
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Oct 24, 2021 19:10
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Glamp: Glamorously reading CLAMP manga
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Oct 24, 2021 19:32
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free Trapt CD posted:whew that was close. almost posted in this thread, revealing my interest in classic anime like those of Rumiko Takahashi and Mitsuru Adachi. byob could never take my posting seriously if they knew  It's not like I have all the volumes of Maison Ikkoku on one of my bookshelves or anything. . .
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Oct 24, 2021 22:08
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Glamp: Glamorously reading CLAMP manga get this, she’s a cute girl, AND a computer! is she real? is she human? the ethics! https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Oct 25, 2021 12:15
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enjoying domestic bliss with my 8th wife, lum, from urusei yatsura, but forbidding her gravely and expressly from ever opening the locked door at the very end of the hall.
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Oct 25, 2021 14:46
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Lock posted:get this, she’s a cute girl, AND a computer! is she real? is she human? the ethics! yes but the one question the fans have is can she run linux free Trapt CD posted:enjoying domestic bliss with my 8th wife, lum, from urusei yatsura, but forbidding her gravely and expressly from ever opening the locked door at the very end of the hall. giving my wife lum (as drawn by master mangaka rumiko takahashi) a gold box inlaid with abalone and ivory, wrapped in a white lace shawl, and demanding she never open it crimes |
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Oct 25, 2021 16:35
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me: hey do you want a sandwich lum (wife): sa-n-dwi-cho me: haha okay i'll take that as yes. crimes |
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Oct 25, 2021 16:35
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Congratulations on your kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AblK2J6kyh4 |
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Oct 25, 2021 16:50
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Escape From Noise posted:Congratulations on your kid. thank you. he isn't up to calling me dad yet but we had a lot of fun at the park last week. this weekend they're coming over and we're going to build a gundam model while watching gundam. lum will wear and apron and peek through the kitchen door while making snacks, smiling at us as we are deeply engrossed in the intricacies of Gundam Assemblage crimes |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:thank you. he isn't up to calling me dad yet but we had a lot of fun at the park last week. this weekend they're coming over and we're going to build a gundam model while watching gundam. lum will wear and apron and peek through the kitchen door while making snacks, smiling at us as we are deeply engrossed in the intricacies of Gundam Assemblage life goals https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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