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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I was doing my annual Commando rewatch, as one does, and during the Arnie/Bill Duke fight, they break through the motel room wall and scare the couple sleeping in bed. The lady freaks out and jumps out of bed with her boobs out. It's unexpected and you're as surprised as they are (at least the first time you watch it).
Then there's Total Recall of course, and tons of slasher flicks or comedies. But here's the scene for reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF4tcpHYCz0&t=113s

However in recent non-porn movies I don't recall seeing any boobs even though we've made much progress in terms of body- and sex-positive attitudes. What gives? Is it all Marvell's fault? Or are there any good counter-examples?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Penis movie

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

that would be Postal, in which Dave Foley hangs brain through a whole scene

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


amerian pie

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

signalnoise posted:

that would be Postal, in which Dave Foley hangs brain through a whole scene

Harvey Keitel's penis in Bad Lieutenant

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





What even are boobs?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


my birthdya party

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mobby_6kl posted:

I was doing my annual Commando rewatch, as one does, and during the Arnie/Bill Duke fight, they break through the motel room wall and scare the couple sleeping in bed. The lady freaks out and jumps out of bed with her boobs out. It's unexpected and you're as surprised as they are (at least the first time you watch it).
Then there's Total Recall of course, and tons of slasher flicks or comedies. But here's the scene for reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF4tcpHYCz0&t=113s

However in recent non-porn movies I don't recall seeing any boobs even though we've made much progress in terms of body- and sex-positive attitudes. What gives? Is it all Marvell's fault? Or are there any good counter-examples?

technically that was a porn movie

the couple was filming when arnie and the other guy interrupted them

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I remember seeing a version of Romeo & Juliet on one of those TV Carts in high school and it had big ol melons in it

The teacher (I'm sure very coincidentally) had left the room during the boobs scene and some dude got up and rewound it like four times

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



The Bloop posted:

I remember seeing a version of Romeo & Juliet on one of those TV Carts in high school and it had big ol melons in it

The teacher (I'm sure very coincidentally) had left the room during the boobs scene and some dude got up and rewound it like four times

you're welcome

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
They have computers now couldn't they just CG boobs onto everyone? The actors could be wearing one of those green suits and they could CG them into doing hardcore full penetration sex scenes and the actors wouldn't even need to do nothing, it's all special effects. Why aren't they putting this in every movie? Hollywood, get on it! I ain't watching the new Spiderman unless we see him shooting ropes.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Sophy Wackles posted:

What even are boobs?

titties

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Harvey Keitel's penis in Bad Lieutenant
That's an old-rear end movie, kind of proving my point (even though I wasn't explicitly talking about dicks). I guess Postal and maybe A History of Violence, IIRC, would be two newer but still pretty old examples.

Sid Vicious posted:

amerian pie
That movie is 22 loving years old (:gonk:)


ChubbyChecker posted:

technically that was a porn movie

the couple was filming when arnie and the other guy interrupted them
drat you're right, I guess I should re-watch it more often to get more of these details! But a movie within a movie still counts.


Mooey Cow posted:

They have computers now couldn't they just CG boobs onto everyone? The actors could be wearing one of those green suits and they could CG them into doing hardcore full penetration sex scenes and the actors wouldn't even need to do nothing, it's all special effects. Why aren't they putting this in every movie? Hollywood, get on it! I ain't watching the new Spiderman unless we see him shooting ropes.
:hmmyes:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

mobby_6kl posted:

That's an old-rear end movie, kind of proving my point (even though I wasn't explicitly talking about dicks). I guess Postal and maybe A History of Violence, IIRC, would be two newer but still pretty old examples.

That movie is 22 loving years old (:gonk:)

drat you're right, I guess I should re-watch it more often to get more of these details! But a movie within a movie still counts.

:hmmyes:

Just watch Hereditary for many penis and boob

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




please don't use this term to refer to a ladies' jugs

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mobby_6kl posted:

drat you're right, I guess I should re-watch it more often to get more of these details! But a movie within a movie still counts.

the camera is easy to miss, i had seen the film countless times before a friend pointed it out to me

classics like that always show you more new things each time you watch them

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Total Recall has an ABCPP (average boob count per person) of >2

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Mooey Cow posted:

They have computers now couldn't they just CG boobs onto everyone? The actors could be wearing one of those green suits and they could CG them into doing hardcore full penetration sex scenes and the actors wouldn't even need to do nothing, it's all special effects. Why aren't they putting this in every movie? Hollywood, get on it! I ain't watching the new Spiderman unless we see him shooting ropes.

As someone who has a lifetime member pass for Mr. Skin, I would say the best movie boobs I've ever seen was Julianna Guill in the Friday the 13th remake from 2009.

Mooey Cow posted:

They have computers now couldn't they just CG boobs onto everyone? The actors could be wearing one of those green suits and they could CG them into doing hardcore full penetration sex scenes and the actors wouldn't even need to do nothing, it's all special effects. Why aren't they putting this in every movie? Hollywood, get on it! I ain't watching the new Spiderman unless we see him shooting ropes.

They did that in "This Is 40". You see Leslie Mann's tits but apparently they were CGI'd in.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

please don't use this term to refer to a ladies' jugs

sry, i meant "tatas"

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

It's 2021, they're called Bazongas!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Salo or the 120 days of Sodom has a whole bunch of boobs. Give it a watch.

Melancholia has really great Kirsten Dunst boobs and it's like whaaaaaaattt

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tarkus posted:

It's 2021, they're called Bazongas!

truely a person of culture, thank you for correcting my faux pas

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

kntfkr posted:


Melancholia has really great Kirsten Dunst boobs and it's like whaaaaaaattt

G-d drat I had no idea she was packin that much!

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
Starship Troopers. They ain't big'uns, but they'll do.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ChubbyChecker posted:

technically that was a porn movie

the couple was filming when arnie and the other guy interrupted them

But why are they recording themselves loving under the blankets. Bad directing for the pr0n film.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




there are websites on the internet with thousands of movies that contain boobs. i won't link to them because kids post here, but if you search around you'll find them.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bad Purchase posted:

there are websites on the internet with thousands of movies that contain boobs. i won't link to them because kids post here, but if you search around you'll find them.

What the gently caress. Boobs on the Internet. Time to shut this poo poo down.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

But why are they recording themselves loving under the blankets. Bad directing for the pr0n film.

it's an x ray camera

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Blooster posted:

G-d drat I had no idea she was packin that much!

right?! all in the moonlight

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I LOVE BIG HOLLYWOOD TITTIES!!! :D

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1HvvDFIyJQ :nws:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

she's pegging him

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG HOLLYWEIRD TITTIES!!! :D

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


yes

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG HOLLYWOOD TITTIES!!! :D

yeah man

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG HOLLYWOOD TITTIES!!! :D

This and also medium sized and smallish hollywood titties and irl

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Everyone knows the place to be for nudity is premium channel television. Although 95% of the nudity in The Deuce is gross and sad, that other 5% mang.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Blooster posted:


They did that in "This Is 40". You see Leslie Mann's tits but apparently they were CGI'd in.

IIRC they did a similar thing with the scene in Game of Thrones when Cersei is forced to walk through the city nude.

Before that movies would use body doubles so if you ever saw boobs but not the face it wasn't actually the actress.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


but is pretend Sansa in the play realy showing her bobas

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG HOLLYWOOD TITTIES!!! :D

Check out Mimi Rogers movies.

Especially Full Body Massage. :stare: good god that woman is stacked.

Like... What was the point of that movie, other than "here are Mimi's breasts pretty much throughout"?

I'm not complaining, gently caress no, but if anyone is saying there was any other point to that movie, you're delusional.

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