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So im thinkin AFTER the bidet shoot water up your butt it then shoots toilet paper into your crease and dries it. OR just a bidet that ONLy shoots toilet paper into your rear end crease at a high speed and thus wipes it. Both good ideas.
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One word... suction.
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Oct 26, 2021 13:23
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thinking about a japanese toilet bidet that blasts your rear end with water and then follows it up with insanely high pressure air to dry it and it has a giant 80s "TURBO" sticker on it so you know it means business
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Oct 26, 2021 13:26
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a bidet that blasts the op's posts away
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Oct 26, 2021 13:30
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A big wet lapping tongue, like on a very friendly labrador.
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Oct 26, 2021 13:31
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What about a tube you shove up your rear end in a top hat and you poop through the tube so that the poo poo never touches the external area of your rear end at all
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Oct 26, 2021 13:31
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IDK I'm thinking something industrial and futuristic. Can this be adapted for bathroom use? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGSzBXKONo
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Oct 26, 2021 13:33
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:thinking about a japanese toilet bidet that blasts your rear end with water and then follows it up with insanely high pressure air to dry it and it has a giant 80s "TURBO" sticker on it so you know it means business 25mhz rear end wipe? Lets take this one to 30! lowers assglasses
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Oct 26, 2021 13:46
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What about some UV light too so you can achieve that most desirable crack tan.
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Oct 26, 2021 14:00
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I think it'd be great if he actually wiped out student loan debt
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Oct 26, 2021 14:02
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My Build Back Bidet plan will lift all Americans to poo poo free cracks
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Oct 26, 2021 14:05
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Build Back Bidet 
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Oct 26, 2021 14:10
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what if it's a bidet that shoots diarrhea back up your butthole
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Oct 26, 2021 14:16
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I want to install bidets in my toilets but don’t know which one to buy. Please help.
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Oct 26, 2021 14:26
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well tbh i've used both the brondell s1000 and the biobidet supreme bb-1000 and the latter is superior (also currently $200 more than i paid for mine) features i value: - heated seat - heated water - adjustable position, spray and auto movement function features i don't value: - super strong blast power - heated dry function (it's just evaporating poop and pee water off your butt and it rises up into your face) basically a lot of the high-end features aren't really needed, other than the heated seat
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Oct 26, 2021 14:32
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Mozi posted:features i value: The Jocasta 339, with WiFi (its 2021) has all of these features, is slightly more expensive but it has a Kotatsu feature. (and WiFi)
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Oct 26, 2021 14:45
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Bloopsy posted:I want to install bidets in my toilets but don’t know which one to buy. Please help. i hate your new av so much, it's physically revolting (mission accomplished i guess?)
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Oct 26, 2021 14:47
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A bidet but it has a cat's tongue full of grit and you have NEVER felt cleaner in your whole life!
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Oct 26, 2021 14:51
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A Bidet that just sucks your full rear end and some of your back and legs even like a huge mouth sensually sucking a chuppa chup
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Oct 26, 2021 14:55
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The gently caress does a bidet need Wi-Fi for?
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Oct 26, 2021 14:56
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:The gently caress does a bidet need Wi-Fi for? Heh
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Oct 26, 2021 14:58
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i need to sync my anal profile with my facebook account to access hot new bidet avatars for my Oculus
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Oct 26, 2021 14:59
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"I call it my Bid-Yay!" says this woman photographed earlier 
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:The gently caress does a bidet need Wi-Fi for? So master can control the sucking.
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Oct 26, 2021 15:00
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Mozi posted:i need to sync my anal profile with my facebook account to access hot new bidet avatars for my Oculus Get a VPN
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Oct 26, 2021 15:01
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:The gently caress does a bidet need Wi-Fi for? So it can upload your toilet time activities to your pre-selected streaming sites.
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Oct 26, 2021 15:02
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I need a bidet for the shunting.
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Oct 26, 2021 15:03
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The WiFi tracks turds per minute ^ can be callibrated to seconds with a simple hack
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Oct 26, 2021 15:04
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Bloopsy posted:So it can upload your toilet time activities to your pre-selected streaming sites. The Awful app already uploads my posts
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Oct 26, 2021 15:08
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:The Awful app already uploads my posts lets keep the spicy to making diarrhea, LOL
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Oct 26, 2021 15:12
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Boner M posted:The WiFi tracks turds per minute The Awful app already uploads my posts
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Oct 26, 2021 15:17
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:The Awful app already uploads my posts Whatever works, I prefer a more subtle art. The perfect response would be for video of a Cliff Richard type film on the beach , on holiday, called Gang making GBS threads
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Oct 26, 2021 15:23
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MackAddie posted:One word... suction. One word... prolapse.
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Oct 26, 2021 16:28
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For toilets-who-wash-your-anus fans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7DjUUnejQo
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Oct 26, 2021 16:38
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encouraging the toilet singularity itt
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Oct 26, 2021 17:55
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United States president Joe Bidet
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Jon Bidet Ramsey
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start simple. the means to carbonate your bidet water are readily available off the shelf
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Oct 27, 2021 01:25
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Just lol if you don’t get a high colonic after every bm.
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Wow, second time I’ve been able to post Kenny Vs Spenny in a week. Skip to the very end to see a human bidet. https://youtu.be/uupYEhG2VKQ
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