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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
what would a goon scout based org look like

what is the creed

Weird hand gestures???

cool badges?

Ranks?

Mandatory jort uniform?

E: dibs on troop 666

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

teen witch posted:

what would a goon scout based org look like

what is the creed

Weird hand gestures???

cool badges?

Ranks?

Mandatory jort uniform?

E: dibs on troop 666

Fat, unkempt, mismatched socks.

Always eat the rear end.

Flip everyone off

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

Shitposter, mod, admin.

No.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Is this for kids or adults?


declaring myself Goatse patrol leader

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Squatch huntin merit badge

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Just be mindful about making any mods scout troop leaders

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

im gay op

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The troop leaders are Star Trek fans iykwim

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
On my overpriced gamer chair, I will do my best, to do my duty to the Something Awful Forums and to obey the pinned thread rules, mostly.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


gotta hand it to him, outside of the hat, looks comfy. looks like it's got pockets. *kicks back in dad chair*

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

gotta hand it to him, outside of the hat, looks comfy. looks like it's got pockets. *kicks back in dad chair*

He's wearing a TIE lmao

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Im constantly scouting for juicy cock

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Merit Badges for forums invasions, goon rushes, pants making GBS threads, and printer carrying.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Bloop posted:

He's wearing a TIE lmao

ok I didn't notice that so lol

e: I thought it was one of his under shirts

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I desperately want a goatman badge but I don’t want to know how to earn it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

teen witch posted:

I desperately want a goatman badge but I don’t want to know how to earn it

you know how

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

you know how

Well knowing that the next rank involves an ominous jar badge…

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Man googling goon camp makes me wonder how that dude just slept through it all

E: which is also a merit badge. Sleep all night with your hands inside a shirt at a crowded event, in a nylon camp chair

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

ok I didn't notice that so lol

e: I thought it was one of his under shirts

there's no undershirt, you can tell because the wind is blowing the shirt open and exposing a li'l tantalizing goon belly button lmao

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Ranked gay levels

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Keyboard goop removal badge.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
We proudly sell Goldbelly™ Cookies!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

teen witch posted:

Man googling goon camp makes me wonder how that dude just slept through it all

E: which is also a merit badge. Sleep all night with your hands inside a shirt at a crowded event, in a nylon camp chair

I havent thought about goon camp in ages. Didnt someone record audio from it?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
We'll find an even more racist way to appropriate native American culture because drat it the boy scouts aren't gonna beat us.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

ikanreed posted:

We'll find an even more racist way to appropriate native American culture because drat it the boy scouts aren't gonna beat us.

The scotstomper58 badge

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ikanreed posted:

We'll find an even more racist way to appropriate native American culture because drat it the boy scouts aren't gonna beat us.

yeah? go ahead and take a stab at it, this is a probe free zone (mods can't probe you in they own thread)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The Bloop posted:

Is this for kids or adults?


declaring myself Goatse patrol leader

Scouts is always for the adults.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




If you wear the Attention Badge you get banned from the troop.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Scouts is always for the adults.

In that the actual scouts has literally served young boys to wanton scoutmasters and chaperones for so long they are being bankrupted by abuse lawsuits.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yeah? go ahead and take a stab at it, this is a probe free zone (mods can't probe you in they own thread)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVmeKWOsEU

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


tuggin badge

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

For $40 a year, Goon Scouts Troop 269 will place a Chinese flag on your lawn during all federal holidays. For an extra $40 per year, you can get the special Jinping Donger attachment so you can show your love on your front lawn and really stick it to your capitalist scum neighbors.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
Field trip to the anime festival!

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

whittling fingats

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


the parents said im not allowed to run arts and crafts any more

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Sewing badge for making my own waifu pillow

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




all troop leaders are either pedophiles or abusers

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Bad Purchase posted:

all troop leaders are either pedophiles or abusers

hey now, Bruce was merely an alcoholic trying desperately to get his sons away from his insane conspiracy theorist wife twice a week

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
:smug: Good morning, you're all just pretending to need this "medicine" because you're drug addicts.

:angel: Good evening, directed pharmaceutical use of amphetamines obviously enriches the lives of many itt and I just woul
goatse merit badge

either post goatse and get banned and pay $10-25 or make a goatse photoshop in a NWS thread

edit: everyone knows who gets the first goatse merit badge after the past couple days

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


MrQwerty posted:

goatse merit badge

either post goatse and get banned and pay $10-25 or make a goatse photoshop in a NWS thread

do these stack

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