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FMguru posted:ted cruz strikes again lol
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i have been laughing at "glup shitto" for over 24 hours
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is stallone skull another term for lantern jaw or is there another HGH side effect on your skull?
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DuckConference posted:is stallone skull another term for lantern jaw or is there another HGH side effect on your skull? 
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Kumail's rich as a roman senator, no way he opted for cheap hgh when a 6k a week trainer would result in a better stroked ego
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dude already had a strong jaw, trimming down probably popped it quite a bit regardless of hgh
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RokosCockatrice posted:Kumail's rich as a roman senator, no way he opted for cheap hgh when a 6k a week trainer would result in a better stroked ego i mean i have no idea how common hgh is in celebrity anabolic stacks, we can only guess whether he actually used it also as much as I like to call out celebrity anabolic use it does kind of seem like he's getting more flack for it than most white actors have.
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RokosCockatrice posted:Kumail's rich as a roman senator
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DuckConference posted:i mean i have no idea how common hgh is in celebrity anabolic stacks, we can only guess whether he actually used it he did have one of the most dramatic transformations though. like, chris 1 and chris 2 were already beefy when they got famous so it wasn't that dramatic when they bulked up even more for the later movies. though it is still noticeable when you put screenshots from e.g. thor 1 and thor 3 side by side. kumail was famous for playing pudgy javascript developer, so when he suddenly looks like conan the iranian it's gonna raise some eyebrows. chris 3 also got a lot of flak when he got shredded for marvel stuff because he was already famous for playing fat andy. i know kumail is pakistani but i wanted the pun to work
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Yeah those are good points, I just wish they could be a little more open about their use because I think people are starting to develop unrealistic expectations of what a genetically average, drug-free dude can look like. on the other hand them being more open about it may encourage more kids to try them which would be bad so who can say maybe it could get to the place where pro body builders are, where they legally need to claim that they don't use steroids but everyone knows what the deal is and no one's confused or arguing (except for the natural bodybuilding categories where everyone gets to argue again)
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Sagebrush posted:conan the iranian mods plz namechange
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DuckConference posted:Yeah those are good points, I just wish they could be a little more open about their use because I think people are starting to develop unrealistic expectations of what a genetically average, drug-free dude can look like. on the other hand them being more open about it may encourage more kids to try them which would be bad so who can say
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I kinda doubt that you're using anabolic/androgenic steroids, which are really their own thing.
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It happened during the pandemic and people were bored. Social media has become even worse than before. Racism definitely played a factor, too. Nanjani's transformation was pretty extreme, even by celebrity standards. He also immediately got in his feelings about it instead of just remembering he's rich and loving off to an island full of other Greek gods, so insecure nerds immediately doubled down on it. In conclusion, Kumail's body is a land of veiny contrasts.
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ultrafilter posted:I kinda doubt that you're using anabolic/androgenic steroids, which are really their own thing.  (cholesterol, from which sex hormones are synthesized in the body, is a steroid)
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gently caress yeah imma be so ripped
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i mean this also plays into it: https://www.instagram.com/p/BnXtEz1BLFP/?hl=en just because someone is ripped doesnt mean theyre on steroids
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Jonny 290 posted:gently caress yeah imma be so ripped Hence bitch tits and tiny balls
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Don't be so sure! Excess testosterone is converted via aromatase to estradiol. pro bodybuilders apparently use novaldex (technically a drug for breast cancer) to avoid this, well the tits anyway afaik the small balls are caused by the testosterone itself, so there isn't really a solution for it
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Trust me it's probably the estrogen lol As for Nolvadex, it acts as a selective estrogen antagonist, binding to estrogen receptors but not stimulating them to action in some tissues, primarily titty tissues or bapmeats (stop me if I'm getting too technical) In other tissues it can act as an estradiol agonist which may include helping put your balls on a bullet train to Tinytown This has been Ellie's Endocrine Hour, brought to you by a generous grant from the Chubb Group and viewers like you Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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big buff, bitty balls
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Share Bear posted:i mean this also plays into it: https://www.instagram.com/p/BnXtEz1BLFP/?hl=en that's true but when they go from doughy computer toucher to he-man in like 6 months at age 40, um, yes, they are on at least a little bit of steroids
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Sagebrush posted:that's true iirc the guy who made hugh jackman's workout plan that also got him to be huge jackedman will sell you the plan for like 1k it does not involve steroids, but it does involve a lot of vegan grazing and gym poo poo
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i imagine there's lots of shortcuts if you have the money and the motivation
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Share Bear posted:iirc the guy who made hugh jackman's workout plan that also got him to be huge jackedman will sell you the plan for like 1k i really just need someone to tell me what to eat. thats where my biggest fuckups come in. i need a meal plan
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Share Bear posted:iirc the guy who made hugh jackman's workout plan that also got him to be huge jackedman will sell you the plan for like 1k there is no magic secret resistance exercise, or order of doing them, that is going to provide some huge advantage over any reasonable resistance training plan you can google. same story with any reasonable diet with enough protein, other nutrients, total calories, etc. there is no magic.
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the real magic is solving your lifelong “self medicate with food” so that you keep your gains/losses/composition when things get stressful and you don’t end up back to where you started
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my big fat uncle weighing in at around 180k got invited by his college buddies to go on a boat trip to Antartica and he did a simple regime of treadmill, low carb/sugars and something he called a ramekin diet, where portions were allocated by a single ramekin. he lost 75kg in about a year or so. then covid stopped people travelling and so he’s been eating like crazy the last 18 months and he’s back to where he started. shame. anyway. that’s my big fat uncle story.
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DuckConference posted:there is no magic secret resistance exercise, or order of doing them, that is going to provide some huge advantage over any reasonable resistance training plan you can google. very true, however it is less magical to motivate one's self and commit, or to find the time to hit the gym for 2 hours a day 5-6 times a week (per the its always sunny guy's post, and per what i can find about the workout THERE'S YOUR MEAL PLAN KORMAK) which is why i wager he hired that guy, and why the guy lets the info go for so cheaply Share Bear fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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rich people also have access to chefs, or pre-prepared food, or have more time and resources to cook, plus time and resources to go to the gym or furnish a fully equipped fully gym at home, and most important of all, are directly monetarily rewarded for getting fit. regular people, even privileged people like most who post here, are at a severe disadvantage to achieve these kinds of results. chill out, open a beer, and post some tweets
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I actually get a lot of exercise having sex with each of your mothers
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