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ive noticed that some people are just awful at eliminating they take forever and use way too much toilet paper and it sounds like they’re flailing around in there and they buy into all these weird pooping assistance devices like weird footstools and stuff. i take pride in being able to poo poo pretty quickly with a minimum of fuss. does gbs know any weird poopers? are you bathroom-challenged?
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whats wrong with taking an extremely long poop session OP????
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Oct 26, 2021 22:45
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op is hanging out in the bathroom counting sheets of toilet paper that OTHER PEOPLE are using. what is that
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Oct 26, 2021 22:56
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curlys gold posted:ive noticed that some people are just awful at eliminating Stop poopshaming don’t worry so much about what other people do Mind your own business, curlys gold As for me I am a pretty good pooper except for if I eat too much cheese, cheese and I aren’t friends anymore
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Oct 26, 2021 23:05
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if you're doing everything right, you shouldn't have to poop at all. pm me for a one-on-one consultation and we'll try and figure out what's up.
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Oct 26, 2021 23:08
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Sometimes my poop gets stuck across the poop hole at the bottom of the toilet.
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Oct 26, 2021 23:08
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Oct 26, 2021 23:13
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Don't judge me just because poop time is the only alone time I get.
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Oct 26, 2021 23:13
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startin to think that tha OP needs his head FLUSHED
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Oct 26, 2021 23:17
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This is the S- Tier pooping strat all the pros are using https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c
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Oct 26, 2021 23:33
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A Bakers Cousin posted:This is the S- Tier pooping strat all the pros are using You people have ruined me I can feel them "writing" this an hour before the show.
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Oct 27, 2021 00:05
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Some people suck dicks in the bathroom OP, it makes a little noise SORRY
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Oct 27, 2021 00:07
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curlys gold posted:ive noticed that some people are just awful at eliminating Wipe your rear end properly, you monster.
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Oct 27, 2021 00:11
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I hate when you go to a bathroom and they have a sign that says not to flush anything other than toilet paper so you gotta fish ur poo poo outta the bowl and try to smash it down the sink drain 
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Oct 27, 2021 00:20
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Forum’s poster curlys gold, camping out in a public bathroom stall, timing other people’s pooping, measuring sound levels, rating smells and counting grunt frequency. Rushing in the other stall when someone else is finished to count how many toilet paper squares were used and inspect the toilet for anything suspicious. Makes a thread on something awful calling other people weird.
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Oct 27, 2021 00:21
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Min/max pooping and not even a mention of poopsocking, OP?
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Oct 27, 2021 00:27
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Hell Yeah posted:op is hanging out in the bathroom counting sheets of toilet paper that OTHER PEOPLE are using. what is that 
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Oct 27, 2021 00:38
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gently caress you, op I can't help it
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Oct 27, 2021 00:49
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Sometimes people will poop sidesaddle and not do a very good job of not getting the poop into the toilet. I do not know why they do this but every 6 months or so I have to clean one of those up and it's always a little puzzling. Everyone uses too much TP but thankfully our work doesn't try to get away with those anemic contractor grade toilets you find in every apartment and flipped home so it doesn't matter to me
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Oct 27, 2021 00:53
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I also monitor and critique other people’s sessions. Welcome to the community, and let me know if you want to trade data or need surveillance tips
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Oct 27, 2021 01:14
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No kidding. No matter how much I spread my legs and tap my feet, no one comes into my stall and sucks my dick. Sometimes someone will even knock on the stall door and I'll have to tell them it's occupied while I wait.
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Oct 27, 2021 01:17
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OP how do you feel about pooping at work?
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Oct 27, 2021 01:22
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honestly as long as you're not that dude at bar who spends 15 minutes wrapping his hand in a quarter inch thick glove of tp dozens oftimes, leaving the the one shitter an overflowing unflushable cesspool of deadplants and expelled feces i dont give a gently caress but i hope that everyone who's that dude gets a dui later that evening and then pulls the same poo poo in the shared holding cell toilet
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Oct 27, 2021 01:24
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mind your dang business op
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Oct 27, 2021 01:30
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OP is timing peoples bathroom breaks while the rest of us are cranking it and making GBS threads at the same time just have a ball.
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Oct 27, 2021 01:35
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Nooner posted:I hate when you go to a bathroom and they have a sign that says not to flush anything other than toilet paper so you gotta fish ur poo poo outta the bowl and try to smash it down the sink drain just put it back in your butt wtf
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Oct 27, 2021 01:35
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im readin the paper in a stall old school takin it easy in the penn station bathroom
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Oct 27, 2021 01:35
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Sophy Wackles posted:Forum’s poster curlys gold, camping out in a public bathroom stall, timing other people’s pooping, measuring sound levels, rating smells and counting grunt frequency. Rushing in the other stall when someone else is finished to count how many toilet paper squares were used and inspect the toilet for anything suspicious. Makes a thread on something awful calling other people weird. Also takes big whiffs of the poop particles as soon as he enters (from below of course).
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Oct 27, 2021 01:48
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(knocking on stall door) sounds like you could use some pointers there buddy
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Oct 27, 2021 01:50
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People don’t take pride in their poops anymore. Back in my day people took pride in a smooth, well-formed, light brown buoyant poo poo, glistening in the water next to a few squares of tp. Now all people wanna do is a wet fart and use half a roll of toilet paper. I blame it on people eating less cheese and smoking less. Nobody want that one big poop a day Parisian lifestyle anymore. They wanna go Wild West on that bowl and let god  take care of the rest. You have to GET YOUR poo poo TOGETHER. Everyone should poo poo like a king. Your rear end in a top hat is a temple and the poop is a conduit into the future. Big logs, no micropoops. You aren’t a dog, don’t poop like one. 
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Oct 27, 2021 02:07
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When your superior ranked coworkers get suspicious of how long you're pooping at work, so they set up in the stall next door, clearly not pooping, but distracting enough that actually pooping takes even longer.
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Oct 27, 2021 02:39
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I asked you not to talk about it, MOTHER TRUCKER! 
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Oct 27, 2021 02:39
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:I also monitor and critique other people’s sessions. Welcome to the community, and let me know if you want to trade data or need surveillance tips thank u
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Oct 27, 2021 02:40
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Goddamn do we have another dookie cop on the forums You don't want to know what we did to the last one op
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Oct 27, 2021 02:54
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I like to make poo poos in the stand up pee pee places sometimes This kind is easy  This kind is more difficult  But the easiest is 
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Oct 27, 2021 03:07
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ikanreed posted:No kidding. You’re supposed to say, “Come in.”
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Oct 27, 2021 03:19
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OP sounds like a real Bristol 1
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Oct 27, 2021 05:16
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I prize myself on my pooping abilities
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Colonel Cancer posted:I prize myself on my pooping abilities if there was some kind of infiltration team for covert shits i would be a prime candidate no tp just a tactical napkin
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