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epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit
They ought to name it five guys burgers and take out a loan to pay for your fries. I just paid 10.77 for a burger by itself. They’re out of peanuts as well. I’ll keep you apprised

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Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


Can you go up to the counter and ask where they're keeping the secret Sixth Guy? I think if you do that they give you a discount to keep you quiet.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Five guys five flies five knives five wives

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I haven't eaten at a restaurant since the night of my high school graduation

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

STABASS posted:

I haven't eaten at a restaurant since the night of my high school graduation

sad!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm sorry OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sounds like u got extremely motherfuckin OWNED OP!!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lol drat OP that’s crazy, maybe there should only be three guys so they only have to split the profits three ways

epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Lol drat OP that’s crazy, maybe there should only be three guys so they only have to split the profits three ways

Now there’s an idea 0P

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Lol drat OP that’s crazy, maybe there should only be three guys so they only have to split the profits three ways

Common misconception. Splitting the profits among less individuals does not automatically mean a lowering of prices, or companies with one CEO would be more socialist than capitalist.

The solution is actually to add more guys. Redistribute the guys evenly among the populace. From each according to their guy, to each according to their fries.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

runnypoops posted:

Five guys five flies five knives five wives

five rise five ties five lives five dies

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
What the hell are you doing there with your peanut allergy?!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

epic 2012 username posted:

They ought to name it five guys burgers and take out a loan to pay for your fries. I just paid 10.77 for a burger by itself. They’re out of peanuts as well. I’ll keep you apprised

dad gay, so what...is that you?

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
5 guys > BurgerFi.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
surely this large greasy burger will fix your digestive issues

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

epic 2012 username posted:

They ought to name it five guys burgers and take out a loan to pay for your fries. I just paid 10.77 for a burger by itself. They’re out of peanuts as well. I’ll keep you apprised

Keep us apprised of your meal appraisal, you gently caress!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol youre having gay sex with five guys

epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit

IT BURNS posted:

Keep us apprised of your meal appraisal, you gently caress!

Rude but it was not the manner of burger I would expect for 10 +$. Admittedly there were two (2) patties but for that kind of cash I would expect fries and a drink as well

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


how does your rear end amd throat feel now lol

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Five Guys is really good but their prices are loving bullshit. It's almost impossible to get a decent meal from there without pushing $20.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

only make a thread if you've had sex with six guys today.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN

whats the code word to access this secret menu

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I had carls jr for lunch today

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I tried B-Bops yesterday because everyone says they're really good. Burger was really good, fries were meh

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


dad gay, so what

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Five gals salads and smoothies

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Dramatika posted:

whats the code word to access this secret menu

entropy8

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



if they're going to charge double for a fast food burger the least they can do is hand it to me through my loving car window

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sid Vicious posted:

lol youre having gay sex with five guys

lol drat

Thunder Bear
Jul 27, 2009

fig. 0143
I love Five Guys and they're probably the best fast food burger, but

poverty goat posted:

if they're going to charge double for a fast food burger the least they can do is hand it to me through my loving car window

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I doordash that poo poo and if the kids get milkshakes it’s 80 goddamned dollars.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Delivered five guys french fries might be the most limp, soggy french fries ever created :barf:

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




five guys is great because you can get jalapeno on your burg

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Got my first fatburger ever today. I tried to order chili fries with that poo poo and they just gave me a look. I understood after I got my burger. They have very strong bags there. I don’t understand how a triple king stays together. The people who work there are like lowkey sandwich engineers or something. Like you understand why all that ancient Greek poo poo fell apart and stacked meat has credence. :shrug:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Sir this is a Cracker Barrel

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I am pleased to announced that you can now get all your burgers "homestyle" and add cheesy grits to any of our quarter pound patties!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Where is the picture of the burger? Where is the content?

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epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit

Gatts posted:

Where is the picture of the burger? Where is the content?

in my belly op

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