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Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

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platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

China can't help but bite Joe Biden even if it means accidentally getting Taiwan.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

War (the folly of empire) is tempting China because Biden is weak, but a wise Xi avoids a boondoggle

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

The intelligence community ("War") is expertly tricking China into Afghanistan-level folly. The eagle will thwart the dragon.

platzapS has issued a correction as of 21:07 on Oct 23, 2021

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Would love to fish with the grim reaper,.might be super relaxing

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
So...Taiwan is being used as bait to get China to eat Biden...and then War catches China and presumably kills and guts it? And apparently nothing bad happens to the US since nothing is labeled US in the comic?

That seems like everything right wingers want, confused what Garrison's upset about.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Twelve by Pies posted:

and then War catches China

No, Death catches China and reels it into the boat of War. Obviously.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


death sweating and cursing and pulling as hard as possible on the pole and up comes hillarys shoe

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story


Well at least he's correct that we should fight Andy Ngo.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
we need to give taiwan $100 billion for their own iron dome and also i am petitioning my congressman to make it illegal to boycot taiwan and to mandate that all products coming from china be labeled as coming from "Glorious Republic of Taiwan"

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Good soup! posted:

Would love to fish with the grim reaper,.might be super relaxing

He could give you a heads up if you were about to do any dying

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Twelve by Pies posted:



Well at least he's correct that we should fight Andy Ngo.

glad this person is still completely insane

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Why would Snoopy and/or Woodstock need a covid vaccine.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tina Toons are like methadone, just enough to keep you going until you get the full rush of a true Garrison

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

if tina had any talent id think she was going for that swastika walk thing from the donal dduck cartoon where hes in nazi germany

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


Well known Peanuts character, Fauci

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

is there any... why is it snoopy and woodstock. is this related to anything about peanuts or dogs or birds or fauci. did something happen that would remotely connect with this cartoon in any way

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
You're all missing the biggest question of all: why is the vaccine piss?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

tokin opposition posted:

You're all missing the biggest question of all: why is the vaccine piss?

why is your piss green and leaking a skelly face

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Office Pig posted:

why is your piss green and leaking a skelly face

Why isn't yours?

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

tokin opposition posted:

You're all missing the biggest question of all: why is the vaccine piss?

Italiano

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Why isn't yours?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Tina doesn't know how syringes store fluids.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Stoatbringer posted:

Tina doesn't know how syringes store fluids.

that's why snoopy and woodstock are so scared, getting that much air injected into them would be fatal

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
hes holding a mace, but in a gay way so you know hes bad

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

b_d posted:

is there any... why is it snoopy and woodstock. is this related to anything about peanuts or dogs or birds or fauci. did something happen that would remotely connect with this cartoon in any way

something about how a lab Fauci once supervised a lab where they tested on beagles

Cat Puke
Apr 15, 2017

cumshitter posted:

hes holding a mace, but in a gay way so you know hes bad

It's like an impossibly concise vision of :umberto:

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

cumshitter posted:

we need to give taiwan $100 billion for their own iron dome and also i am petitioning my congressman to make it illegal to boycot taiwan and to mandate that all products coming from china be labeled as coming from "Glorious Republic of Taiwan"

You mean we got to collude with the DPP at scamming TW taxpayers into eating up American boneyard waste

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

/sigh

tina's at least 1/2 right

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Lmao at friar tuck Biden

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
I like how biden and fauci are caricatures and the kids look like those XD XD XD indian memes

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
why does fauci not simply use his long arms and run on all fours like an ape?

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
i wish Tina knew how to draw limbs

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
two consecutive tina toons, ben's got long covid

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Cloks posted:

i wish Tina knew how to draw limbs

what? why?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
little bit :nws:

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1453480618600374274

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

them's some boots

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

still forever lmaoing that valley insisted we vote for this shiteater

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