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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

good tequila's really good. mescal also is very pleasant, on the tequila bent

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Oct 22, 2002



doing the salt and lemon stuff with good tequila is like putting coke in good whiskey. if you don't like the taste of the thing you're drinking why drink it?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Haven't been able to do tequila since an incident with some Mexicans in Monterrey around the millennium

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Oct 22, 2002



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Haven't been able to do tequila since an incident with some Mexicans in Monterrey around the millennium

Read this as Mexians in Morrissons at first and wondered wtf. I still don't know.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Spent the evening re-arranging appliances in our stupidly long and narrow kitchen. Me and Mrs Radcliffe can now make a pot of coffee, put something on the stove and open the kitchen door for a smoke without it feeling like a Snowpiercer struggle to make it from one end of the kitchen to the other.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


Preparation of a traditional British :sexarse: (2021, colourized)

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
I had some wine with my tea, as a treat, and promptly fell asleep for 45 minutes.

My cat did not eat his tea for the third day in a row, and I suspect he's dining out at a neigbour's.

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Oct 22, 2002



Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Spent the evening re-arranging appliances in our stupidly long and narrow kitchen. Me and Mrs Radcliffe can now make a pot of coffee, put something on the stove and open the kitchen door for a smoke without it feeling like a Snowpiercer struggle to make it from one end of the kitchen to the other.

Matty
Oct 29, 2010
Wow what a great an inspired chancellor budget! :a2m:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
what was your favourite bit?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
eurgh an unsolicited group whatsapp msg from a mate and I notice his icon or whatever is him pulling stupid faces with my ex who is pulling her usual stupid face with a weird i dunno tongue that I thinkis like a sex thing? I never understood it, she wasn't good looking to start with why make yourself look even more unappealing? only a complete moron would go out with you.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

my ex

only a complete moron would go out with you.
u love 2c it

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i cnt bu131v3 u d0ne this br0

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
:allears:

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Ohhh there's been a budget. Presumably this explains why I got an email this morning saying my tax code has changed.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

they took some pennies off beer tax which will not be passed on to u, the consumer

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I saw new Bond last night

was good

reality_groove
Dec 27, 2007

Had my bike stolen last night, which is the tax you regularly pay for owning a bike in London.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Steal someone elses. The circle of life yadda yadda

stinch
Nov 21, 2013
I thought my bike got stolen last night but it turned out I just left it at work yesterday.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I just had to explain to a three year old that the enormous angel made of knives has flown up to heaven to get Santa to convince him to stop crying lawl.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
why was santa crying in heaven?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Didn't she just explain it to you in person?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i wish i was 3, my whole life ahead of me

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Yeah your car might have finished updating by the time you could drive it too

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
drives itself actually

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Wait, why does it have to be the knife angel? Was Santa a victim of knife crime?

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Santa Claus is crying in heaven
Crying in crying in crying in heaven

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Santa is an old straight white dude

Of course he'll find a way to make himself a victim

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
ancient christian depictions of santa actually have him as Māori

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Santa spends his rounds in blackface made from a combination of chimney soot and the reindeer poo poo that sprays back at him while they fly at tremendous speed.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



NotJustANumber99 posted:

ancient christian depictions of santa actually have him as Māori

The pākehā nightmare!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i would really like this chest infection/bronchitis to gently caress off its getting very annoying considering its been over a week now

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Wait, why does it have to be the knife angel? Was Santa a victim of knife crime?

They made a enormous 27ft angel statue made out of knives used in crimes, like a really British version of game of thrones, and it’s touring the country with it’s own police escort.

This little lad, for his own reasons, befriended the knife angel.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Knife Moth

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Knife moth is very disappointed with the meal you served him

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Telford

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Update
Knife moth has been replaced with


BARRY! SOMEONE’S CLAMPED THE SPITFIRE AGAIN

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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A good solution to knife crime is adequately funded social services, youth programs, community outreach/engagement and a government that isn't inept big statue

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's a good recycling project. Not sure why it needs a police escort.

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