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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

try water of life

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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Ah I see cats have learned to use the internet now.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
OP NEEDS FLUSHED

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Im writing to congres to make Lorenzos Oil a water

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Get him out of here!

No one wants you, Lorenzo, or your oil!

Go be with the water!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Boner M posted:

I have one pustule, at best,and its like on the back of my leg and hard to take a photo of, so No?

post a picture of the pustule. FINAL WARNING

Mahatma-Squid
Nov 22, 2004

One of the last true gentlemen left alive . ';,,,,,,,,;'
Water you a fan of then?

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Aardvark! posted:

post a picture of the pustule. FINAL WARNING

It doesnt really show how it was a mass under the skin

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Boner M posted:

I dont and i dont have the black plague either

Big Trump randomly blurting out how he isn’t into piss energy in this post

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Big Trump randomly blurting out how he isn’t into piss energy in this post

Look, if I had the plague Id be out on the streets, I don't obviously because Im home posting.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Why did you go out on the street last time you had the plague? These denials are getting very specific

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




You say you don't like water, but then recommend drinking tea or soda which are 90% water (or >99% water if you're not adding sugar and stuff). Sounds like you actually do like water.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Aardvark! posted:

Why did you go out on the street last time you had the plague? These denials are getting very specific

I think the artists need more money

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Fresh cold tap oxygenated water is loving awesome

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Boner M posted:

Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday can swap. Wednesday means there will be a Friday.

But im going sober in November so only a few to go

I suggest you get accustomed to drinking water and lots of it.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Fresh cold tap oxygenated water is loving awesome

Try your bathroom sink, its going to taste better.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Bronze Fonz posted:

I suggest you get accustomed to drinking water and lots of it.

I drink over 4 litres a day normally

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Have you tried drinking your own piss OP? Your body has filtered out some of the water and replaced it with flavor additives.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
All water is just recycled piss

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
*sips a glass of pure water and smacks lips*

Ah, a ship builder for Amen Hotep is in this

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Is that the bottom of an rear end cheek in the picture

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Ventral EggSac posted:

Is that the bottom of an rear end cheek in the picture

Its the back of my leg.

Looked more like side of my ball sack to me

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Boner M posted:

Its the back of my leg.

Looked more like side of my ball sack to me

Gonna need to see that for comparison.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Aardvark! posted:

Gonna need to see that for comparison.

ehhh nah

Last thing SA needs is continuing its long history of Mods grooming people.

naem
May 29, 2011

we must protect our bodily fluids

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
OP is something like 80% water so I think maybe they are right.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
OP, you fool. What would I use for my daily enemas???

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


water you loving talkin about OP haha get it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Doctor Dogballs posted:

water you loving talkin about OP haha get it

...No, actually.

Please explain.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Literally A Ghost posted:

OP, you fool. What would I use for my daily enemas???

I saw a video of a girl getting a milk enema a long time ago, like back in the Kazaa days. It sucked though because they moved her butt over the bathtub and then the video ended just before she let loose. Total letdown.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Anyway the OP is silly for not being a fan of water

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I saw a video of a girl getting a milk enema a long time ago, like back in the Kazaa days. It sucked though because they moved her butt over the bathtub and then the video ended just before she let loose. Total letdown.

Never thought of milk....

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Boner M posted:

Dont think it should be normal for such insane access to it, and dont think EVERYONE should have a bloody tap or 3 or 4 to drink PLAIN from in every house.

Who bought the CEO of Nestle a Something Awful account?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Sorry you're wrong op. Water good.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
With what else would we baptize sinful and wicked babies op?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Literally A Ghost posted:

OP, you fool. What would I use for my daily enemas???

I'm a fan of vodka.


LuckyCat posted:

With what else would we baptize sinful and wicked babies op?

Same answer.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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#1 SIMP

sometimes im just thirsty and im not trying to get my nut on, jesus man.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Now drinking: La Croix Tangerine

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Topo Chico if you're nasty.

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
imma bout to take a watery poo poo right on OPs face

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