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- Jose Oquendo
- Jun 20, 2004
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
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Oct 28, 2021 18:07
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- Boner M
- Sep 21, 2021
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by Hand Knit
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Any and pop on Night and Fog
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Oct 28, 2021 18:08
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- Smugworth
- Apr 18, 2003
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The Phantom Menace
Kind of an insulting depiction if you ask me
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Oct 28, 2021 18:09
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- Bloodfart McCoy
- Jul 20, 2007
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That's a high quality avatar right there.
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What’s a Jew?
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Oct 28, 2021 18:14
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- Robo Reagan
- Feb 12, 2012
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by Fluffdaddy
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the eternal jew i think its about all the cool things they get to do in heavem
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Oct 28, 2021 18:17
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- kntfkr
- Feb 11, 2019
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Can't post for 3 days!
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That's all the movies you idiot.
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Oct 28, 2021 18:30
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- kntfkr
- Feb 11, 2019
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Can't post for 3 days!
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quote:
FADE IN: ROLLING STONES – GIMME SHELTER PLAYS
INT. BATHROOM – TEMPLE BASEMENT – NEON LIGHTS OVERLAY TEXT:1999
Two teenage boys in yarmulkes SHLOMO –fat- & HYMEN -skinny- pass a fifth of scotch back and forth.
SHLOMO: Are you ready to become a man?
SHLOMO takes a pull from the fifth, coughs, passes the fifth to HYMEN.
HYMEN laughing: Become a man. What does that even mean?
HYMEN takes a pull from the whiskey bottle, coughs, spits whiskey all over SHLOMO.
TITLECARD: FROM THE CREATORS OF HOLLYWOOD AND THE FEDERAL RESERVE
INT: PANNING SHOT OF MEN CHANTING THE TORAH AT TEMPLE FROM A SERIOUS MAN
INT: HIGH-RISE OFFICE IN MANHATTAN SKYSCRAPER - DAY
BUSINESSMAN: It MEANS that you , my friends. Get the keys to the kingdom. All this, the whole schmear is yours for the taking. You're in the right club, bubala.
TITLECARD: AND THE WRITERS THAT BROUGHT YOU THE POPULAR NARRATIVE OF THE 20th CENTURY
INT: HIGH-RISE OFFICE
GROWN UP SHLOMO, INCREDULOUS: This can't be true.
GROWN UP HYMEN, CONCERNED: I always though it was just a stereotype.
EXT: VEGAS. DRINKING. EXPENSIVE CARS. HOT PUSSY. SOMEONE STEPS OFF A JET.
BUSINESSMAN VOICEOVER: We control the media. We control the banks. We control the American president. You want to be famous? We'll make you famous. You want to be wealthy, we'll make you wealthy. You want to be a dentist, we'll make you a dentist.
TITLE CARD: THIS CHRISTMAS
INT: HIGH-RISE OFFICE (MUSIC PAUSES)
HYMEN: I think I'm getting ferklempt.
ALL LAUGHING (MUSIC RESUMES)
EXT: BACK TO VEGAS STOCK FOOTAGE. WEALTH. PUSSY. CAR CHASE. CELEBRATORY SCREAMING AT A CRAPS TABLE.
TITLE CARD: EXPERIENCE THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY
INT: CONFERENCE ROOM.
A sweating, exasperated HYMEN in a suit with no tie and top button undone pounds on a table, holding a
microphone.
HYMEN: There's got to be more to life than chutzpah, shikses and shekels, we used to believe in something!
TITLE CARD: 5,000 YEARS IN THE MAKING
EXT: ALLEYWAY - NIGHT
Brake lights illuminate the scene. It looks like a car-jacking. SHLOMO has a gun to his head and is screaming, almost crying.
SHLOMO: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
SERIES OF TITLE CARDS W/ 1 SECOND CLIP OF CAMEOS
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ADAM SANDLER
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ANDY SANDBERG
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER LENA DUNHAM
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKY
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER SETH ROGENSTEIN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JONAH HILL
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JANET YELLEN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JACKIE MASON
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JON STEWART
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ALBERT EINSTEIN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER DAVID BERKOWITZ
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JAMES FRANCO
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ED KOCH
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER THE GRINCH
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER KAT DENNINGS
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AMY SCHUMER
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER EBENEEZER SCROOGE
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER NICK KROLL
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER LARRY DAVID
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ALAN GREENSPAN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER SARAH JESSICA PARKER
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER DUSTIN HOFFMAN TITLE CARD: GOOGLE
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JERRY SEINFELD
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JON LOVITZ
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER SARAH SILVERMAN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER BERNARD MADOFF
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER THE DEVIL
TITLE CARD: AND FEATURING
MEL BROOKS
EXT: OLD WEST, AMERICAN PLAINS – THAT SCENE FROM BLAZING SADDLES WHERE MEL BROOKS SAYS “SHVARTZES!”
TITLE CARD: THE JEWS
PG-13
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Oct 28, 2021 18:42
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- mobby_6kl
- Aug 9, 2009
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by Fluffdaddy
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Triumph of the will
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Oct 28, 2021 19:10
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- HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
- Nov 11, 2020
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H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
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i kind of liked revolver
i think i had a dream about watching that a few years after seeing it irl, and i dreamt i understood the story
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Oct 28, 2021 19:12
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- Rad-daddio
- Apr 25, 2017
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I think there's only a few, there's only so much you can do with an animatronic shark.
Oh, wait I thought it said movies with Jaws.
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- Szyznyk
- Mar 4, 2008
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I think there's only a few, there's only so much you can do with an animatronic shark.
Oh, wait I thought it said movies with Jaws.
Moonraker and The Spy Who Loved Me.
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