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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


once upon a time there was a snake with huge titties, they were just perfect really good and big knockers, the kind any straight guy will look at and be like drat i wouldnt mind playin with or suckin on them things you know. she was reall y hot and sexy and she met a snake guy and the snake guy had really nice abs and other muscles ,, and the snake lady was like oh my i am swooning over here, at how sexy you are and muscular, i bet you have a nice penis, i f snakes have pensises, i dont actually know. and he was like i do, and im ghonna put it inside your snake pussy and rear end, or if theyre both the same its called a cloaca and ill put it in that, and do sex to you really good. and they two sexy snake peopl;e had sex and came at the same time the end

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DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
You are going to need capital funding to start this dream. I will liquidate my Magic The Gathering Collection to get the ball rolling.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
have you even wrote out a business plan

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

kntfkr posted:

have you even wrote out a business plan

It's the title of the thread tho?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
snake needs more fur. maybe the lady snake is wearing a big long mink coat? and then the man snake says 'oooh baby you know i love to watch you shed' as she takes it off

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Just spit balling here but Im thinking something like this but maybe we can figure out how to give it a big ol ding dong?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Ding dong dell

pussy’s in my rear end

Edit (stupi)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
then the man snake says 'oooh i bet those legs go all the way up!'

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


anyone interested yet i bought all this art stuff i need to make some of this back

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
SCENE

A wolf is licking it's balls

END SCENE

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Ding dong dell

pussy’s in my rear end

Edit (stupi)

r u a nobel lauriette or something?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The tiddy snake accidentally time travels to medieval Scotland and meets a handsome strong snake with big pecs and biceps that ravishes her and teaches her snake Gaelic

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




or die tryin :hai:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Icochet posted:

SCENE

A wolf is licking it's balls

END SCENE

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I'll get the wiki going. Let's go, goons!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




I'd like to request a hairless chimp who's seriously packin'

not for me, just you know, to see what we're working with here

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Ding dong dell

pussy’s in my rear end

Edit (stupi)

beautiful

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

what the

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


dont gently caress animals please they cannot consent thank u

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


dude...im trying to make a living here...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

lmao

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RepeatingMeme posted:

dont gently caress animals please they cannot consent thank u

some of the human ones can

those ones you can gently caress if they want to

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Monkey orgy

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Do you need a guy with a coyote costume? I might know a guy.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
a dog wearing goku's pants

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

There’s a dragon balls joke here but I’m too scared to go looking for it.

Edit:

Devils Affricate posted:

a dog wearing goku's pants

gently caress

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


here's a raccoon wearing a diaper

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you're gonna get sued by the guardians of the galaxy

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Two earthworms spit-roasting an earthworm

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

No feet in any of the pics?

Give the people what they want Sid

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
you absolute madman

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

donkey salami posted:

Give the people what they want Sid

Icochet posted:

Two earthworms spit-roasting an earthworm

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Icochet posted:

Two earthworms spit-roasting an earthworm

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

drat

:jackin:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lmao. a new smiley to add to the repertoire, thanks bags fly at noon

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

So this is what it feels like to be a pervert

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
What a funny story, Sid!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Meme Poker Party posted:

What a funny story, Sid!

come back!!!!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Just spit balling here but Im thinking something like this but maybe we can figure out how to give it a big ol ding dong?

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(") (")
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Can you please draw a giraffe getting a blumpkin?

It’s for charity.

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