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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/w0ZMIa9.mp4

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/AtbihrP.png :nws:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004




lol

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lol

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Jonny 290 posted:

denver resident here. lol nuggets

I've been trapped (back) in CO because my industry shut down due to covid. I'm in the boulder area and I forgot how much the university students absolutely loving suck. holy crap.

I have a recording studio in Denver and I much prefer it there even though I get stuck in sports traffic and crimes constantly.

Anyway in short, I miss the valley. lol nuggets. gently caress Boulder. Yay new Zealand former home of Cairo Knife Fight. Extra buffalo sauce please.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
boulder is terrible and every time ive set foot in it something bad happened

our first night in town ex and i went to some bar that, as a prank!, had the gender signs switched on the bathrooms

another i went up for a day for a work conference and came back to four parking tickets from the university on my car

i loathe boulder so much

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jonny 290 posted:

our first night in town ex and i went to some bar that, as a prank!, had the gender signs switched on the bathrooms

what kind of a prank is this? assuming everyone is following the signs, nothing is going to happen except that some men will be weirded out by the little trash cans and women by the urinals, i guess.

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
i always wanted to visit colorado in the pre-plague days but i figure it's like everywhere else i've ever lived: there's the One Good Part and then nearly everywhere else is backwater confederate flag-waving trash with a 'jesus saves' sign on every lovely store

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Sagebrush posted:

what kind of a prank is this? assuming everyone is following the signs, nothing is going to happen except that some men will be weirded out by the little trash cans and women by the urinals, i guess.

That's the dark horse aka the shady pony. It's right near the campus so it is often over run with students from both cu and naropa, a fake reiki college.

That's it's gimmick the signs pointing to the opposite door, that and the literal tons of weird poo poo hung from the ceiling which, as a Californian, really freaks me the gently caress out.

Honestly were it not for the students it wouldn't be too bad. it's got karaoke hosted by a grey beard hippie who absolutely outwardly hates his clientele and also tricycle races.

Clockwork Sputnik fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 3, 2021

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
so it's like

[door] [LADIES ----->] [<----MEN] [door]

?

still kind of a boring prank, though I guess if it's permanent you don't want to make it seriously confusing for drunk people

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

psiox posted:

i always wanted to visit colorado in the pre-plague days but i figure it's like everywhere else i've ever lived: there's the One Good Part and then nearly everywhere else is backwater confederate flag-waving trash with a 'jesus saves' sign on every lovely store

The one time I visited Denver I got to see the aquarium and participate in a blunt circle in the parking lot of the super8 or whatever I was staying at. It was nice. The only billboard I remember seeing just said GROW LIGHTS in the GOT MILK font

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

haveblue posted:

so it's like

[door] [LADIES ----->] [<----MEN] [door]

?

still kind of a boring prank, though I guess if it's permanent you don't want to make it seriously confusing for drunk people

Yes it is exactly that.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Video Nasty posted:

The one time I visited Denver I got to see the aquarium and participate in a blunt circle in the parking lot of the super8 or whatever I was staying at. It was nice. The only billboard I remember seeing just said GROW LIGHTS in the GOT MILK font

Honestly Denver proper is pretty cool in the non gentrified parts. Also has an insane amount of mega clubs - like more than la even. One Greek family owns 80 percent of the dance clubs in Denver.

Also tons of good small to mid sized concert venues as well.

Boulder is just all white.

Fort Collins is redneck Boulder.

Colorado springs is San Diego.

Edit, sorry for the double post. New phone.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

Yes it is exactly that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1x7pfH8fw

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
one of the bathroom attendants always lies and the other one always tells the truth. you can only hold it in long enough to ask one question

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

haveblue posted:

one of the bathroom attendants always lies and the other one always tells the truth. you can only hold it in long enough to ask one question

"if i poo poo on the floor in here will the other guy say he has to clean it up?"

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



lolled irl

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7025382134365949231

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

https://twitter.com/RoyMarshall2/status/1446773958385225736?s=20

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

im the ... uhhh ... whooo boy, there's a lot of these, uh ... I guess im the ... tantarrabob? Yeah. Tantarrabob.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


MononcQc
May 29, 2007

im the lol ouphs

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I'm the kitty-witches

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


:blessed:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EemoOviEC74

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
mum-pokers, personally

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'm the mum-pokers, tom-pokers, hobthrusts, jack-in-the-wads, dick-a-tuesdays, shag-foals, and melch-dicks

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Death-Hearse

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Sagebrush posted:

i'm the mum-pokers, tom-pokers, hobthrusts, jack-in-the-wads, dick-a-tuesdays, shag-foals, and melch-dicks

you can only be one thing, you cant just be a bunch of stuff, that's not how this works

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

This is a rugby game between USA and the All Blacks. It was a close game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGkpGe0_Kmc

The Americans didn't even bother changing the field markings from American Football to Rugby.

in American rules rugby, the BUTT goes up the THUMB

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



ill be the yeth hounds but really i should be the shag-foal. it's just that sagebrush BROKE THE DANG RULES

hey to heck with it im goin wild

IM THE SHAG-FOAL!!!!!!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

fine, then i'll just be meg-with-the-wads :biglips:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

This is a rugby game between USA and the All Blacks. It was a close game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGkpGe0_Kmc

The Americans didn't even bother changing the field markings from American Football to Rugby.

if america gave a poo poo about rugby they’d hand our asses to us so quickly

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i'm a cauld lad

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

This is a rugby game between USA and the All Blacks. It was a close game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGkpGe0_Kmc

The Americans didn't even bother changing the field markings from American Football to Rugby.

ive never seen rugby before. lol what the hell is this

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/JR8d7nx.mp4

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Joke's on you I work at the Dicksucking Factory :meowth:

Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Nov 4, 2021

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