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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
(apologies for the tardiness, I was overthinking the OP)

ROLL CALL OF CURRENT CHAMPIONS

Impact World Champion: Josh Alexander Moose
Life comes at you fast. Minutes after winning the title from Christian Cage, "the Walking Weapon" was ambushed by Moose, who proceeded to Call His Shot that he earned earlier in the night and claim his first championship in the promotion since 2017.

Impact World Tag Team Champions: The Good Brothers
The only title-holders to enter and leave Bound for Glory as champions, Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows managed to keep at least one set of tag belts in the hands of the Super Elite.

Impact X Division Champion: Trey Miguel
A first-time champion in IW, Miguel managed to hold his own in a match involving El Phantasmo, which is pretty impressive.

Impact Knockouts Champion: Mickie James
After several months of feuding with Deonna Purrazzo, James regains the gold she last held over eight years ago.

Impact Knockouts Tag Team Champions: The IInspiration
Hey Gia! :haw: Jessica McKay and Cassie Lee debut in IW by beating Decay and winning the tag titles. Yes, they do the pose.

Impact Digital Media Champion: Jordynne Grace
This belt is mainly going to be defended on digital media, I would presume with a name like that. Grace is now a Triple Crown Champion (I guess).

NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT: HARD TO KILL
Live from Dallas, Texas on January 8th

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
They had a standoff recently where Christopher Daniels challenged Christian and said the reason he was in Impact was to get the belt, so I wonder if he goes after Moose now or if we'll see Christian vs Daniels anyway for a contender spot.

Happy for Trey Miguel. As much as I liked Alexander's X-Division run, Miguel's more the type of wrestler I associate with the style.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I'd imagine that Daniels shows up at Turning Point - he was on the Jericho cruise this past weekend, so he couldn't show up for Bound for Glory or the post-BFG tapings.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1453511835764678656?s=20

I'm really happy about Trey x Rocky happening.

Edward Mass posted:

I'd imagine that Daniels shows up at Turning Point - he was on the Jericho cruise this past weekend, so he couldn't show up for Bound for Glory or the post-BFG tapings.

Yeah, I hope that he comes back for the next set of tapings. Daniels still rules.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Edward Mass posted:

"the Walking Weapon" was ambushed by Moose, who proceeded to Call His Shot that he earned earlier in the night and claim his first championship in the promotion since 2017.

Why would tell a LIE like this about former TNA Champion Moose?

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution


https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1453753426467241987

Gia interview segment incoming later tonight.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1453876735976615941?s=20

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1453889945387556866?s=20

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1453894221828612132?s=20

J-Ro fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Oct 29, 2021

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I love that Minoru Suzuki's character arc in the US is just wandering into random wrestling promotions and loving up the toughest people there. :allears:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

sticklefifer posted:

I love that Minoru Suzuki's character arc in the US is just wandering into random wrestling promotions and loving up the toughest people there. :allears:

I mean, how else are you going to book him?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Edward Mass posted:

I mean, how else are you going to book him?

Probably not in a 6-man tag like Impact did, but eh. I'll watch it.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

sticklefifer posted:

Probably not in a 6-man tag like Impact did, but eh. I'll watch it.

I thought that Impact tieing him into their current main event angles was rather cool - the multiman lets them built the Suzuki / Alexander match up a bit more (and stretch Suzuki's 2 days of taping work into 4 weeks of TV).

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Legends and Leaders?

TNA is joining the Big Ten?

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Speedball finally got signed to a US promotion!

https://twitter.com/LuFisto/status/1454951341479038978

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



DM Punk posted:

Speedball finally got signed to a US promotion!

https://twitter.com/LuFisto/status/1454951341479038978

Well, at least it's not NXT

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Canada to Impact Wrestling pipeline is strong.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Speedball in the X-Division is gonna be lit.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Did the Christopher Daniels thing even go anywhere?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
He couldn't make the last round of tapings so he'll probably be back at Turning Point.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

sticklefifer posted:

He couldn't make the last round of tapings so he'll probably be back at Turning Point.

Isn't the AEW deal done though?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Gaz-L posted:

Isn't the AEW deal done though?

It's a bit murky at the moment. There are rumors that the forbidden door is closed, but no one from either promotion has said anything. Personally, I don't know why AEW would shut itself off from another promotion that also has a working relationship with New Japan. In addition, Impact Wrestling is beneficial as a 'loop' for guys like Daniels and Private Party who weren't doing anything in AEW.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Gaz-L posted:

Isn't the AEW deal done though?

The program is finished, but supposedly the doors have not been shut.

Edit: serves me right to get distracted while replying

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



No Way (Jose)
Taylor Wilde
TJP
Petey Williams
Tommy Dreamer

have all been removed from the Impact Roster page

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Man, what happened to Taylor Wilde? She fell off the face of the Earth after about a month.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I assume Petey got the job with WWE

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Edward Mass posted:

Man, what happened to Taylor Wilde? She fell off the face of the Earth after about a month.

She seems to be doing ok, I'll miss her and her suplexes.

https://twitter.com/RealTaylorWilde/status/1455940025527554049?s=20

I wonder if they're freeing up some money for possible ROH names?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Tony Khan just confirmed on Wrestling Observer Live that the forbidden door between AEW and Impact Wrestling is NOT, in fact, closed.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


No Way Jose's Impact career

quote:

On July 17, 2021, at Slammiversary, he made his debut for Impact Wrestling under the ring name No Way, being revealed as Fallah Bahh's mystery partner in the four-way tag team match for the Impact World Tag Team Championship, however, the match would ultimately be won by The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson).[26] Over the next several months, No Way would continue teaming with Bahh. He left Impact in November 2021.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
He won exactly as many matches as he logically could win, which was one (a tag match against the Learning Tree, even bigger jobbers).

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Edward Mass posted:

Tony Khan just confirmed on Wrestling Observer Live that the forbidden door between AEW and Impact Wrestling is NOT, in fact, closed.

Josh Alexander gonna fight Orange Cassidy tonight

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Gaz-L posted:

Josh Alexander gonna fight Orange Cassidy tonight

You joke but Alexander/Danielson is a match I want to see.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1456419490829254656?s=20

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1456420408945745922?s=20

They're adjusting really well.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


I'll admit I found that charming.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Coming soon: Taya Valkyrie with a Nailz gimmick.

e: Kaze ni Nare was done without interruption.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Nov 5, 2021

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

:allears:

they're good

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I have to think getting beaten down by the 2021 Bullet Club C-team has to sting just a bit for the Good Brothers.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

sticklefifer posted:

I have to think getting beaten down by the 2021 Bullet Club C-team has to sting just a bit for the Good Brothers.

At least it's not the House of Torture!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Turning Point card currently looking good

Trey Miguel defends the X title against Laredo Kid
IInspiration defend the Knockouts tag titles against Decay
Mickie James defends the Knockouts title against Mercedes Martinez

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Chris James 2 posted:

Mickie James defends the Knockouts title against Mercedes Martinez

I'd love for Mercedes to pull out a win here, not gonna lie.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/TheSamiCallihan/status/1457432253085229061

:sickos:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1458119739994169350


God, full credit to Abyss for backing up enough to catch Kurt coming in at full drat speed.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Congrats to this company for outliving NXT, HHH and Lowtax just in the last two months. TNA continues to impress

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