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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
looking forward to headlines in august 2022 where someone was doxxed and then shot for right clicking someone else's monkey chicken orgasm NFT

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novamute
Jul 5, 2006

o o o
Elon musk in a cowboy hat. Elon musk with an astronaut helmet. Elon musk with snot dripping out of his nose. Elon musk with his eyeballs popping out

mystes
May 31, 2006

novamute posted:

Elon musk in a cowboy hat. Elon musk with an astronaut helmet. Elon musk with snot dripping out of his nose. Elon musk with his eyeballs popping out
House of Elons (aka Gremlins III)

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

quote:

Making a dip? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 27 minutes ago by bray799 redditor for 3 weeks

Couldn't we hypotheticaly lower the price by all selling and then rebuying as soon as we have a good dip? Correct me if im wrong but wouldnt it be like shorting a stock? Or does crypto not work the same?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
His name must be short for brain

Much like himself

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

reminds me of the guy years ago who didn't realize he couldn't sell without a buyer or buy without a seller

these dinguses seem to think buying and selling are these abstract ideas -- just buttons you click when a number makes you happy -- and that the price is a platonic ideal that just exists outside our reality

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

EorayMel posted:

looking forward to headlines in august 2022 where someone was doxxed and then shot for right clicking someone else's monkey chicken orgasm NFT
that's about the only way to top Dogecoin Pappi

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DreamerHyena/status/1457338993335422977

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/christiesinc/status/1453739049764757504

(a thread)

I mean at least there's an actual 'some-effort-made' art piece at the bottom of it all? I guess??

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
beople's the cause of this really, that fake nft selling in conjunction with some exchange was what gave the thing some legitimacy


beepo is directly responsible for all the suffering and death nfts will bring :)

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Boxturret posted:

wait there's another musk?? they didn't stop at one??

the prime musk married a woman then used science to make her bear a child and then immediately divorced her, it's extremely hosed up

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Shame Boy posted:

the tweet that started that reply chain is a doozy

https://twitter.com/kevwuzy/status/1454835909325516804

good to see NFT dorks are carrying on the tradition of being absolutely puzzled as to why the FEEEEEMALES don't appreciate them

https://twitter.com/Bullydynastyaus/status/1454970223140818946?s=20

lmao

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

oh cool, the artists for f.a.t.a.l. are still getting work i see

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

how is this NOT worth half a mil????????

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Coiners are unable to conceive of a non-sexual relationship with a woman, so that's porn.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
the funny thing about ntfsers is that in order to get their precious $100k jpg as their twitter avatar or get it printed on a hoodie they themselves had to at one point right click and save it:thunk:

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Boxturret posted:

the funny thing about ntfsers is that in order to get their precious $100k jpg as their twitter avatar or get it printed on a hoodie they themselves had to at one point right click and save it:thunk:

the really funny thing about nfters is that printing their $100k jpg on a hoodie is probably illegal. owning the nft almost certainly does not give them a broader license to the art than anyone else, and that’s assuming the nft is actually authorized by the copyright owner

streetlamp
May 7, 2007

Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat
https://twitter.com/op450099/status/1457113883513085958?s=21

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

that is definitely the nft "owner" and not someone obviously reading off a script

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



holy poo poo big dick nick out of left loving field, of course he's into this.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Sad to see this account is also a parody, but he hired this guy on cameo, so I guess bonus points for dedication to the gimmick.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Boxturret posted:

that is definitely the nft "owner" and not someone obviously reading off a script

yeah this is a satire being executed with fiverr labor

...right?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/s_m_i/status/1457396229533491203

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Along with Stranger Danger.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
see children there's this amazing thing and if you buy it you'll all get rich! your homework for today is to go home and convince your parents to buy in to bitcoin. everything's public so we'll know if you try to lie

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
this poo poo is going to be hilarious in hindsight if we get a good crypto triggered black tuesday

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



infernal machines posted:

this poo poo is going to be hilarious in hindsight if we get a good crypto triggered black tuesday

they are really not happy with the 6050i change because kyc is a step too far for crypto.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



so many bag holders are gonna get burned hard.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



like ordinary people have tens of thousands tied up in this poo poo. there's gonna be no recourse. they're just gonna lose it all. it's gonna really suck.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



my retirement savings is all in normal index funds and the like but I'd happily eat a wall street crash to see crypto die forever. not like I'm going to actually get to retire lmao

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Kazinsal posted:

my retirement savings is all in normal index funds and the like but I'd happily eat a wall street crash to see crypto die forever. not like I'm going to actually get to retire lmao

i have some exposure to an s&p 500 etf, but i feel dirty about it because of tesla's inclusion. i may yank it out this week.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


they taught crypto in the catholic church for centuries

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://twitter.com/MikeJudge/status/1457529055595700235

it's a sad state of affairs where you can only tell this is a joke because the price has like 5 too many zeroes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

so nfts cost thousands but this is $161.99 on clearance

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

FAUXTON posted:

so nfts cost thousands but this is $161.99 on clearance



Just ss it on my iPhone. I own it now.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
i guess adams isn’t aware that crypto companies basically cannot have a presence in new york without getting the gently caress sued out of them by the state

i mean they’d be fine if they were wholly legitimate and responsible corporate citizens

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

rjmccall posted:

i guess adams isn’t aware that crypto companies basically cannot have a presence in new york without getting the gently caress sued out of them by the state

i mean they’d be fine if they were wholly legitimate and responsible corporate citizens

honest ponzi has honest right in the name, what more are you looking for??

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Boxturret posted:

honest ponzi has honest right in the name, what more are you looking for??

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

i don't see what kind and gentle spider clock, friend to all children, has to do with this

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


oh god why did you have to remind me of spiderclock

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