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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

also lol. being despised publically on SA was the only thing holding lowtax together. after he lost his position in an internet coup, he just couldnt gather the number of hate on twitch and dissolved into a puddle of poop and regret

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
First robin williams

Now Richard Lowtax


...drat

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

mod sassinator posted:

if you had a time machine but could only go back to prevent ONE person from being conceived, who would it be:

- Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
- Ayn Rand
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand
- Adolf Hitler

You, OP

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

GuardHamster posted:

What part of my dormant brain did you just unlock jfc

I got a copy of Kill Everyone if you're still looking no i don't

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

catching fetal alcohol syndrome after 40 isn't easy!

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Didnt he have kids?

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Collapsing Farts posted:

Didnt he have kids?

He sure did.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I started a crypto in his honor. I think it could be a fun thing to do as a community *holds up fist with googly eyes and pieces of yarn on it* I think you should be in charge of managing the funds. I wasn't expecting this, but I accept the responsibility

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Collapsing Farts posted:

Didnt he have kids?

no he never scored

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

DeusModus posted:

Thanks, Frags.

Guess the old internet really is dead huh.


Surprised Moot outlived him.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Khanstant posted:

I got a copy of Kill Everyone if you're still looking no i don't
grats on 20k

Excels posted:

Surprised Moot outlived him.
moot is way more outwardly normal than lowtax ever was!!! i'll keep saying it!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Collapsing Farts posted:

Didnt he have kids?

He disowned them, but yes.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Collapsing Farts posted:

Didnt he have kids?

Like 3 or 4 from several marriages.

One day Lauren will kill us all. It's inevitable

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

RIP and condolences to Rich's friends and family

that is all

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Collapsing Farts posted:

Didnt he have kids?

Woof, that's a bit of a challenging question.

Biologically? Yes.

Legally? I'm not sure.

jsr v2.0
Jun 26, 2004
japanese seisure robots
I remember going to Gooncon 2k2 when I was 16 years old. Why did my parents take me to Vegas so I could hang out with a bunch of 25+ y/o nerds all night? I found a video of it a while back, that poo poo was wild. I thought it was normal at the time but seriously, I was in a hotel suite with like 40+ other dudes who were probably twice my age. Somethingawful was a weird place.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

KlavoHunter posted:

so sad that Lowtax died of ligma

who the hell is lowtax

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Collapsing Farts posted:

Didnt he have kids?

it was actually ephebophilia

Luker
Jul 28, 2006
RIP Lowtax, thanks for all the laughs man. Truly the end of the old internet.

Toad King
Apr 23, 2008

Yeah, I'm the best

Drakkel posted:

I can totally see Tim Pool doing a 3 hour video about how this was the first shot fired in the Woke Left's armed uprising

lol it's already happening

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1458642715617333254

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
From my PMs

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
RIP Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjgcY81dlao

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Nitnen posted:

I had surgery when I was 14 and the only way my mom could get me to show any signs of consciousness afterward was to purposely make me mad by misquoting AYB, and I think you might be the only person on planet earth who has a small chance of appreciating this story

lol

GuardHamster
Aug 22, 2003
Roast the fucking lamb, Greek bandit style

Khanstant posted:

I got a copy of Kill Everyone if you're still looking no i don't

lol I had so much fun taking that book on airplanes and getting looks

God I want to play on Cake Poker specifically soooooooo bad right now

field balm
Feb 5, 2012

Rip

Acc-Risk
Sep 28, 2001
I expect World of Warcraft to erect a shrine on one of their lovely continents

cstang
Oct 27, 2005

Da Bears
Rip

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Nitnen
Jul 29, 2011

It's stupid as hell that this tune still rips 2 decades later

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Cat Hassler posted:

From my PMs



Working hard! Thank you!

zari-gani
Sep 6, 2004

How much do you want it? ;-*
https://twitter.com/bobservo/status/1409928928068878338?s=20

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

DeusModus
Nov 25, 2003

I am not Ben Affleck.

Excels posted:

Surprised Moot outlived him.

loving weebs ruin everything holy poo poo.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


rip lol

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

creamyhorror
Mar 11, 2006
the incredible adventures of superworm across America
it's a rare time that an event brings the whole forum together

mainly a reminder that we're all getting old, a memento mori

condolences to his family and kids

Orenthal
Apr 14, 2008

I got 99 problems but a bitc 98 problems

Cat Hassler posted:

From my PMs



he may have been wrong in the end, but he gave it his best shot

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

How long til this patreon is taken down for false advertising

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


lmao the replies so far are full of enormous babies and I am glad they're upset that the big mean trans agenda is ruining their videogames or whatever.

Gurz
Sep 9, 2000
THE 12" DILDO IN MY ASS IS ONLY A PLACEHOLDER FOR PULSATING HOT COCKS
Rest in peace

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Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Nitnen posted:

It's stupid as hell that this tune still rips 2 decades later

Genesis shmups had great music.

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