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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


same energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgbSqfVW00

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
love to see when journalists make articles about somethingawful but its clear they don’t have an account because of the gently caress and such

mcnealys baby
Nov 3, 2002

ohhh here we go
what the gently caress, you nerds are all still posting in here?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/slate_akita/status/1458822858122088452?s=21

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jonny 290 posted:

jeff is actually just lowtax and he rebranded to avoid the muckraking and there's no objective way he can disprove this now lmao. we're looking at a real epstein illuminati trilateral commission bohemian grove situation now

has jeffrey posted since the 10th?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




He posted today

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
so who died in lee's summit mo?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



infernal machines posted:

so who died in lee's summit mo?
buddy,

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

mcnealys baby posted:

what the gently caress, you nerds are all still posting in here?

always has been

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



someone revealed the secret order of the 219

:commissar:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Sagebrush posted:

i went to the article assuming that in an earlier part they would have mentioned Jeffrey of YOSPOS, and this line is just an abbreviation like using a person's last name.

but it's not that. it appears that whoever wrote the article saw "Jeffrey of YOSPOS" and took it at face value, and seems to think that a company named YOSPOS purchased the forums and a guy named Jeffrey was somehow involved. lol

it's just bizarrely written in general:

television producer?

i suppose this is technically stylistically correct until they get a fact-checker to look into it, but i don't think anyone's suggesting anything else.

bizarre.

whoa whoa whoa time out-

are you suggesting THE SUN employs shoddy journalists!?

Animal Friend posted:

there was an earlier one that said he died in a zipline accident while battling fetal alcohol syndrome.

yeah I think its like auto generated text pulled form social media then slapped into order by a content farm and published.

e: only slightly more trustworthy than the Sun but there's all these autogenerated articles out there getting gamed by goons and ex-goons loving around with the news on Twitter.
https://buzzmount.com/richard-lowtax-kyanka-dead-alive-what-happened

truly it's what richard would have wanted

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

Animal Friend posted:

there was an earlier one that said he died in a zipline accident while battling fetal alcohol syndrome.


lmfao

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

oh poo poo have we been running this place the whole time?
Yospos runs SA.

Amberpos runs yospos.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Yospos runs SA.

Amberpos runs yospos.

greenpos supremacy

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Large Testicles posted:

greenpos supremacy

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Large Testicles posted:

greenpos supremacy
what ever gets you through the day 🤷🏻‍♀️

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Yospos runs SA.

Amberpos runs yospos.

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006




:emptyquote:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hold on? lowtax shat himself and it’s in the news?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

echinopsis posted:

hold on? lowtax shat himself and it’s in the news?

everyone who dies shits themselves.

it's one of the things in life most people don;'t talk about, but it happens to us all. every corpse i've seen for work ends up with a brown stain on their pants.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Yeah it's why I spend most of my time on the toilet.

I get to die with dignity and it's less of a mess for the people who have to handle my body.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

that loving owns

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

i was wondering when that malaise style was gonna suddenly have a renaissance and i guess this is day 1

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGaH1YfbE80&t=70s

welp i guess this makes it official! (this is some bizarre youtube 'news' channel where the host is just reading the content aggregated article)

edit for timestamp

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
the official one is the indian news site that posted the edited skyrim photo on their site

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




rip

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007


omg

needs to be quoted again

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

i see fetish video sites are starting to run out of ideas

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

that loving owns

the tail lights are incredible

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/swe6i_/status/1458822234231951376

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/eAsHIJ0.mp4

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Yospos runs SA.

Amberpos runs yospos.

I guess the real Jeffrey was inside us all along

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


yes

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


mystes
May 31, 2006

This is 100% correct and not at all a joke

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

:hmmyes:

mcnealys baby
Nov 3, 2002

ohhh here we go

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

always has been

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


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