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Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002

Indiana posted:

Without these forums i wouldn't have met my wife of 19 years. My 15 year old son knows the story of this site. it is a weird lore. Lowtax was a fucken awful person. But he created something bigger than himself here.

gently caress 2003s

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Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Hey Rich. We exchanged emails back in 99 when you first started this site. I was doing my own site and we shared some stuff back and forth and I registered on your forums when you opened them up. I was too cool to bother posting much and lost the login, and I never really interacted with you since then, but then I came around I registered this account.

I have had a few times in my life in last 20 years where I thought about checking out. I have three kids and I made the choice to keep going, even though I could sometimes convince myself that I can't live for others.

I didn't know how to post a couple days ago when I heard this, but I wanted to say that I'm glad I decided to keep going. I gave each of my kids a big hug and you made me realize that I made the right choice to soldier on for others.

I want your kids to know that this is was a poo poo deal for them, and you let them down, but you helped people like myself continue to carry on, and from that, you can derive some value.

RIP

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Ganbare Gincun posted:

I'm guessing he used the pistol that he claimed he lost in his most recent move, which was an FN Five-seven. If so, I hope he used SS195LF ammo instead of SS197SR.

I remember seeing a post (facebook screenshot probably) in the schadenfreude thread from about a year ago about his gun being stolen.

Did he claim to lose one too?

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Indiana posted:

Without these forums i wouldn't have met my wife of 19 years. My 15 year old son knows the story of this site. it is a weird lore. Lowtax was a fucken awful person. But he created something bigger than himself here.
if you think about it, lowtax is more like the landlord that takes credit for the stuff people make on a plot of land

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Conrad_Birdie posted:

Genuinely lolling bc it couldn’t be more perfect that the Lowtax memorial thread ended up with some maniac posting a picture of themselves with a mouth full of jizz

SA, never change

posting a picture of themselves with a mouth full of jizz to expose the real truth behind them sending lowtax pictures of them with a mouth of hot load

lmfao

lol

hmbol

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

AshliLies posted:

[:nms:]
https://i.imgur.com/Bqi3ZI7.jpg

here's the one rich got that caused him to have an affair with me and get him divorced

before ashli outs herself and posts the logs she used in the divorce case which has this same photo in it

Holy poo poo lmao

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

DannoMack posted:

some poor lady is gasping for breath under a guy who did a verse on the byob rap because page 213 of a memorial thread reminded him he was horny

mr casual khakis

BIG BABY JESUS
Jan 4, 2009

comrade commisrawr

Paramemetic posted:

to all the furries I almost definitely gave poo poo to and took the piss out of back in The Day TM,

my bad y'all just do you and live your best lives imo

no worries dude lol

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

freezingprocess posted:

Anyone one else still have the blue SA hoodie?

The awful gear one with the big grenade on the back? I still have mine but its about to fall apart so I keep it hanging in my closet.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Indiana posted:

Without these forums i wouldn't have met my wife of 19 years. My 15 year old son knows the story of this site. it is a weird lore. Lowtax was a fucken awful person. But he created something bigger than himself here.

MY WIFE

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Moola posted:

would you like to buy Screamy???

he's a bit out of my price range but I wouldn't mind renting him for a few hours next weekend, I need to aerate my lawn

Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!

Kaddish posted:

gently caress 2003s

My original reg date on my first account was feb 2001. Back before the paywall.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
I just hope we can all listen to some Bon Jovi in his honor. POST YOUR YOUR FAVORITES UP IN HERE FOR THE 'TAX

freezingprocess
Mar 25, 2005

Carnotaurus posted:

The awful gear one with the big grenade on the back? I still have mine but its about to fall apart so I keep it hanging in my closet.

That's the one. I love that hoodie but it, um, shrunk. Mine is still in really good condition.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
HERES MINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjiMj6LUagY

Mr. Goodbytes
Jan 30, 2006

Networks AND Ghosts?
What a long, strange trip it's been.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

girls in here like “here’s a pic of me just getting my face stretched out, jokes on you losers”

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

I feel like the thread where everyone thought the forums might just die at any moment was where everybody reminisced about the good times on SA

This thread is for cum

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I remember seeing a post (facebook screenshot probably) in the schadenfreude thread from about a year ago about his gun being stolen.

Did he claim to lose one too?

Ah, I thought he said it had been lost, but I suppose saying it was stolen works just as well. No one expects someone to potentially hurt themselves or others with a weapon that isn't there.
If my supposition is correct - and it is only a supposition at this point - and that was the weapon that he used to self-terminate, then it is likely that he had been planning this for quite some time.

That being said, it's easier to buy a firearm then it is to buy cold medicine in the United States. He could have gotten another handgun (or a shotgun) very quickly and very easily.

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

freezingprocess posted:

That's the one. I love that hoodie but it, um, shrunk. Mine is still in really good condition.

I liked mine a lot and it held up pretty well; I would buy another one if I could.

Jeffrey open the store again please.

freezingprocess
Mar 25, 2005

Carnotaurus posted:

I liked mine a lot and it held up pretty well; I would buy another one if I could.

Jeffrey open the store again please.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Dewgy posted:

posting a picture of themselves with a mouth full of jizz to expose the real truth behind them sending lowtax pictures of them with a mouth of hot load

lmfao

lol

hmbol
the internet would be a lot less of a wild place if attention seeking behavior wasn't rewarded

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Cat Hassler posted:

Goons went to the Yorba Linda Water District office to meet Richard Korn but had to settle for a picture with his nemesis Michael Beveridge holding a sign saying “Please return to GBS”

All because a web search for Korn returned that picture. As I recall.

Which all things considered is a funny harmless goon project

That and human 2.0 kept me going back in college. Good times.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Ganbare Gincun posted:


That being said, it's easier to buy a firearm then it is to buy cold medicine in the United States. He could have gotten another handgun (or a shotgun) very quickly and very easily.

So easy a literal child could do it.

[Insert kyle rittenhouse picture]

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler
RIP to a problematic fav

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

the internet would be a lot less of a wild place if attention seeking behavior wasn't rewarded

Face it, you just can't deal with her hard-hitting journalism!
She's spitting truth like there's no tomorrow! And also semen! But mostly truth!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Twigand Berries posted:

I feel like the thread where everyone thought the forums might just die at any moment was where everybody reminisced about the good times on SA

This thread is for cum

We're looking towards the future, and the future is cum

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Nyoro posted:

do NOt post the semen demon

You mean Jizzuzu?

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Yeah but how many divorces and abortions is SA responsible for

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Can we just appreciate that, and let me be perfectly clear here, a lowtax stan posted a mouthful of dick yanka's alfredo chowdah in his memorial thread, and it is almost like lowtax is still here with us and by that I mean every time she cums we ban lowtax again for accumt sharing

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Dewgy posted:

posting a picture of themselves with a mouth full of jizz to expose the real truth behind them sending lowtax pictures of them with a mouth of hot load

lmfao

lol

hmbol

Man, I forgot that something awful used to have homegrown porn

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Carnotaurus posted:

Jeffrey open the store again please.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Ganbare Gincun posted:

Face it, you just can't deal with her hard-hitting journalism!
She's spitting truth like there's no tomorrow! And also semen! But mostly truth!
The cum has landed with a particularily sickening thud.

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



Dewgy posted:

posting a picture of themselves with a mouth full of jizz to expose the real truth behind them sending lowtax pictures of them with a mouth of hot load

lmfao

lol

hmbol

I didn't read the thread until right now and honestly this is about the amount of cum I expected :colbert:.

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
Why has Zach not posted. Is he still permabanned over bullshit or just truly checked out?

Ries
Apr 14, 2003
Motorcycle

Taco Duck posted:

Yeah but how many divorces and abortions is SA responsible for

Not enough ask me

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Taco Duck posted:

Yeah but how many divorces and abortions is SA responsible for

Chalk one up for me

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

the cum has hit the second tower

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Dixville posted:

The monty python spam song but cum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

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AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Taco Duck posted:

Yeah but how many divorces and abortions is SA responsible for

All of them

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