pacerhimself posted:

It's vandalism for sure.

God drat criminals.

Asterite34 posted:

In conclusion, judges are a land of contrasts

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1460350694863609871
when two caravans merge it becomes...The Perfect Caravan!

We're doomed

Binary Badger posted:

I think he meant those helicopters that either carry Bambi buckets or those Chinooks that have a vacuum pump that lets them suck up water into a tank in their cargo bay and then dump it as needed.

Of course since the big wet game show host has no brains he asks for 'flying water tankers' which literally don't exist and sound like something a 4 year old would dream up to fight fires

quote:

I heard the call, took the invitation, it was the last stand for our nation. You gave your speech, “stop the steal,” the machines stated that which was not real. You told us, “the corrupt, dishonest, lying cheats, they would have their day and finally be beat.”

I believed it all, showed up, supported you, yet in the end, you did not come through. 800,000 Americans came together that day, we showed our strength, regardless of what they might say. We the people united, all for one, It’s the true strength we have, only way won.

You invited us to March to the Capitol, said you’d be there, I bought the line, still felt then you cared. “Go cheer on our Senators, to do the right thing,” O how I wished I’d known of the coming sting.
My son and I marched, as you directed, feeling certain, by the president, we were protected. United we the people, walked through Washington, D.C., the power, energy, unity for the world to see. We marched to the Capitol steps, our voice loud and clear, we the people demand transparency that’s why we’re here.
Our peaceful protest was infiltrated by those against us, stop this unity movement, escorted in by bus. Those in the front, they were not loyal supporters, they were the armored, masked, aligned with the dishonest REPORTERS.

I confronted them, “back the blue,” they’re not our fight, yet all you’ve been shown is how the blue took flight. They held the door wide open, I walked right through, why oh why did they stand and watch, they were all dressed in blue.

The momentum, the movement found me inside, caught up in the moment, this I cannot deny, it was my patriotism, loyalty, frustration I could not hide, I was amazed how I was allowed to walk right inside. Not one confrontation, barrier, treated like a friend, in but a few minutes, yet far from the end.
I sought the way out, as I realized my job was done, representation for all, not just for some. I had lost my senses and wondered about, the blue directed me how to get out.

Once outside, a reporter asked for my interview, misled, I spoke the truth. Oh how I wish I only knew. My words twisted, truth became lie, truth no longer, that day—it died.

One by one, they came for us, Patriots, Veterans, white man, we can’t trust. “Insurrection, violent, rioters,” is what they say, yet none of them saw what we saw that day. 800,000 Americans red, white, and blue, Walking, Praying, for truth to see us through. What the Hell happened, how did we get here, when a true, proud, Patriot, American we fear?

Yet when nine criminals, real rioters, caught in the act, are given a free ride, protected, it becomes their fact. Follow the law, the court, “Why?” you ask, they hide behind the government mask.  

My bank, Facebook, Lyft, and employer, canceled cultured—they’re the real destroyer. My sponsor, friends, and society believe what they see—truth no longer matters—they saw it on T.V. “Guilty, not innocent, prosecute them today, forget the Constitution, it’s the old way.”

Social media, the matrix, has the power to control us, most of our daily hours. Such were my days before Capitol Hill, Facebook erased it all, this is the real steal.

Stolen innocence, unity, truth, our thoughts, that’s who we are now, paid for and bought. Senators sold out our country for the almighty dollar, it’s not too late, must do more than holler. First Amendment gave me the right to be there, where is the outcry, does anyone really care?

Charged, I stand before Washington, D.C. , they put the full force of DOJ after me. No deal, no plea bargain for you, only for rioters, murders, against the blue, no longer Democrat or Republican too, it’s their job to put me against you.

No, I’m an American, I stand for freedom, a right given to all God’s kingdom. Culture canceled me, yet again, this time Stockman Bank [a Montana-based bank] doesn’t want to be my friend. I protested, why? What did I do? Given not a clear answer, stated, “we’re through with you!”

See, I’m not censored or politically correct, I say the truth, bluntly, and direct. I will not lay down and let them win. Someone must fight, all the way to the end. The end of this life will be my last stand, life, liberty, and happiness that is our land. We have traitors in our midst, disguised as saviors, deception’s great twist.

Look not with thine eyes, see with the heart, it’s God’s love that they cannot depart. Dig deep, look only within, for it’s God who wins in the end. Christ came to teach us of God’s power, it’s the only truth, found each hour. Look not to the left or the right, it’s hidden inside, far from sight.

The world will distract you so you won’t hear the powerful mighty God, who is oh so so near. His love is real, and carries me through, these times unknown, yet he always knew. Knew I was His child, this I sometimes forget, yet His love catches me, my true safety net.

When I surrender all that they do to me, I walk in peace, God’s presence, serenity. So help me Lord, this day I ask, for without you, I can do no task. Thank you for carrying me this far, let me not forget I’m your shooting star. So let my light shine, bright and clear, that in the end Your glory they will hear. For this battle is not against me, it’s the darkness, hate, evil is the real enemy. Let me forget this not, Your Son was purchased, paid for and bought.

What does this all have to do with D.C.? Everything, it’s what matters and empowers me. We are but that which we create, masters of our destiny, love or hate. Choose wisely, we make the choices, guided inside by so many voices. It’s those we listen to the most that win, they’re the guiding forces in the end. So let the heart guide, not the eyes, for they are deceived, believe all the lies.

I rest now, knowing you care, for God’s love will forever be there. I know just a little what Christ felt, when only on his knees he knelt. Life’s burdens are too heavy for even Him to stand. Not death, entrance to the promised land. So I take the government’s hits, one by one, knowing in the end, like Christ, I already won.

Help me Lord to keep my eyes on You, forgive me the moments I doubt you’ll come through. These moments are obvious to see and hear, my words and actions, full of fear. Yet in Your presence is serenity. Forgive me my trespasses, dwell daily within me.

Steadiman posted:

Maybe we should just turn it into "Let's go, Brandon, to Quizno's" and turn it against them

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1460260465695674376?s=20

Some high quality prose

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Some high quality prose

Sydney Bottocks posted:

So is "contempt of Congress" like regular contempt of court, where the judge throws you into a cell and you stay there until you're sufficiently repentant?

Sydney Bottocks posted:

So is "contempt of Congress" like regular contempt of court, where the judge throws you into a cell and you stay there until you're sufficiently repentant?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1460260465695674376?s=20

Some high quality prose

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1460260465695674376?s=20

Some high quality prose

quote:

Our peaceful protest was infiltrated by those against us, stop this unity movement, escorted in by bus. Those in the front, they were not loyal supporters, they were the armored, masked, aligned with the dishonest REPORTERS.

I confronted them, “back the blue,” they’re not our fight, yet all you’ve been shown is how the blue took flight. They held the door wide open, I walked right through, why oh why did they stand and watch, they were all dressed in blue.

quote:

Once outside, a reporter asked for my interview, misled, I spoke the truth. Oh how I wish I only knew. My words twisted, truth became lie, truth no longer, that day—it died.

quote:

800,000 Americans red, white, and blue, Walking, Praying, for truth to see us through. What the Hell happened, how did we get here, when a true, proud, Patriot, American we fear?

quote:

Yet when nine criminals, real rioters, caught in the act, are given a free ride, protected, it becomes their fact. Follow the law, the court, “Why?” you ask, they hide behind the government mask.

My bank, Facebook, Lyft, and employer, canceled cultured—they’re the real destroyer. My sponsor, friends, and society believe what they see—truth no longer matters—they saw it on T.V. “Guilty, not innocent, prosecute them today, forget the Constitution, it’s the old way.”

Social media, the matrix, has the power to control us, most of our daily hours. Such were my days before Capitol Hill, Facebook erased it all, this is the real steal.

quote:

Charged, I stand before Washington, D.C. , they put the full force of DOJ after me. No deal, no plea bargain for you, only for rioters, murders, against the blue, no longer Democrat or Republican too, it’s their job to put me against you.

No, I’m an American, I stand for freedom, a right given to all God’s kingdom. Culture canceled me, yet again, this time Stockman Bank [a Montana-based bank] doesn’t want to be my friend. I protested, why? What did I do? Given not a clear answer, stated, “we’re through with you!”

quote:

I say the truth, bluntly, and direct.

quote:

We have traitors in our midst, disguised as saviors, deception’s great twist.

quote:

I know just a little what Christ felt, when only on his knees he knelt. Life’s burdens are too heavy for even Him to stand. Not death, entrance to the promised land. So I take the government’s hits, one by one, knowing in the end, like Christ, I already won.

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

This is some Limp Bizkit/ Kid Rock caliber wordplay, which is to say, whiny, semi-literate, melodramatic-teenage-girlish, goat poo poo.

LOL!!!

quote:

"Clearly your intent and mindset ... was to participate in this self-described insurrection" she continued.

Additionally, Kollar-Kotelly admonished Camper for bringing his son on January 6, stating that "violence is an unacceptable way to resolve political differences," and going on to say that he should teach his son about the value of American democracy.

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1460350694863609871
when two caravans merge it becomes...The Perfect Caravan!

We're doomed

Cthulu Carl posted:

Uh, fixed wing water bombers are a thing. Some of them need to be filled at the airfield, but there ware also flying boat models that can fill up at convenient bodies of water.

The LOL is that he called them "Flying water tankers" and not the much cooler turn "Water bomber" and that even using a helicopter with a bucket, the volume of water delivered at once likely would have cause even more damage to the Cathedral.

Data Graham posted:

Thank goodness you're here, Firefighting Expert Man!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1460260465695674376?s=20

Some high quality prose

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/NYTLiz/status/1...%5Es1_&ref_url=

womp womp

Sydney Bottocks posted:

So is "contempt of Congress" like regular contempt of court, where the judge throws you into a cell and you stay there until you're sufficiently repentant?

Gutter Phoenix posted:

QuarkJets posted:

Alex Jones refused to hand over anything for this civil suit because those documents prove his extensive crimes, including treason

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Some high quality prose

quote:

WHEN TRUMP WAS KING, I WAS SO GLAD
THE LEFTIES, THEY WERE FEELING SAD
THAT AOC IS JUST A FAD
BUT THEN THE THEFT MADE ME SO MAD
THE TIMES THEY WERE A POO AND BAD
I KNELT AND WEPT TO MOM AND DAD
BUT I'M NO SIMP, I AM A CHAD,
AMERICA IS COOL AND RAD!

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1460350694863609871
when two caravans merge it becomes...The Perfect Caravan!

We're doomed

Cthulu Carl posted:

Uh, fixed wing water bombers are a thing. Some of them need to be filled at the airfield, but there ware also flying boat models that can fill up at convenient bodies of water.

The LOL is that he called them "Flying water tankers" and not the much cooler turn "Water bomber" and that even using a helicopter with a bucket, the volume of water delivered at once likely would have cause even more damage to the Cathedral.

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1...%5Es1_&ref_url=

Remember it's too soon to talk about gun violence. We've had only had months and years to deal with various school shootings.

Data Graham posted:

Yeah I mean the whole issue wasn't that the building was on fire, but that the roof was made of 500-year-old lead sheets that were melting and falling on all the priceless artifacts and furnishings inside the cathedral.

Yeah I bet they're gonna just dump a C-130 full of water on it. Great job, u done it

Data Graham posted:

Man. The fact that the country did not crash and burn during Trump's term will probably turn out to be the worst thing for humanity long-term.

Everybody will remember it as a time of peace and prosperity, except for when covid happened which was no big deal and not his fault; and then Biden's term will be remembered as the time of the gas pump stickers, worse than the 70s oil crisis


We can't just self-evidently say "we all SAW what happened when we put Trump in charge, now shut up and let the grownups handle things" because as fas as anyone remembers, things were just fine

Data Graham posted:

Yeah I mean the whole issue wasn't that the building was on fire, but that the roof was made of 500-year-old lead sheets that were melting and falling on all the priceless artifacts and furnishings inside the cathedral.

Yeah I bet they're gonna just dump a C-130 full of water on it. Great job, u done it

Edmund Sparkler posted:

A big part of Trump's appeal is that people like to hear simple solutions to complex problems and feeling very smart for having so much "common sense".

Shanghaied posted:

Sadly no. They are prosecuting him under a federal statute, the maximum penalty is like 12 months in jail and a 100k fine.

Congress also has inherent power to find you in contempt, which is kinda like what you described. But it can only hold you for as long as that particular Congress exists, e.g. the current, 117th US Congress will cease to be in Jan 2023 and anyone jailed for contempt by the 117th Congress will have to be released then.

quote:

Each count carries a minimum of 30 days in jail and a maximum of one year, as well as a fine ranging from $100 to $1,000. Prosecutors in the U.S. Attorney's Office for the District of Columbia will oversee the criminal case.

quote:

Bannon turned himself in at the FBI's Washington field office and addressed his supporters in brief remarks livestreamed on Gettr, the social media platform popular with Trump allies. He was expected to appear in federal court in D.C. later Monday.

"I don't want anybody to take their eye off the ball of what we do every day," Bannon said directly into the camera. "We got the Hispanics coming on our side, African Americans coming on our side; we're taking down the Biden regime."