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I was reading the cooking instructions for this package of meatballs and Walmart has not only a comical warning label following cooking instructions. But it's also a lot of unproven faith in my actual cooking abilities. Like how do they know these meatballs are going to be hot after I've cooked them? 
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Nov 24, 2021 21:22
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This isn't how you make meatballs at all! No idea what is going on here. I would probably have bought some groud beef, veal, pork, mix them together with some breadcrumbs and spices, then bake. Maybe the instructions are for people like me? Very confused here.
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Nov 24, 2021 21:27
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you know what sucks? Trader Joes instructions. Like, I have never, in my life, been able to cook a trader joes frozen meal without the ends being the temperature of the surface of the sun and the middle being colder than pluto. Never ever. Never happened
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Nov 24, 2021 21:27
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I'll bet any sum that is not-a spicy meatball
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Nov 24, 2021 21:40
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I find the reference to "sauce or gravy" in the stovetop directions vaguely ominous.
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Nov 24, 2021 21:51
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Looks to me like the instructions are saying "It's very easy to cook these meatballs if you use an oven like a normal person but we'll include the other, more convoluted ways if you want to be a complete weirdo".
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Nov 24, 2021 22:01
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if it comes in a bag, it's going in the microwave or toaster oven
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Nov 24, 2021 22:03
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hell astro course posted:This isn't how you make meatballs at all! No idea what is going on here. I would probably have bought some groud beef, veal, pork, mix them together with some breadcrumbs and spices, then bake. Maybe the instructions are for people like me? Very confused here. It's an easy mistake to make. This is GBS. GWS is on down.
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Nov 24, 2021 22:04
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Thanks for the cooking advice miss. But I'm probably going to go home and shove raw hotdogs in my mouth until I pass out watching a YouTube cat video.
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Nov 24, 2021 22:07
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You can just eat the meatballs frozen if you want they are fully cooked they'll just be real crunchy
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Nov 24, 2021 22:16
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Smugworth posted:You can just eat the meatballs frozen if you want they are fully cooked they'll just be real crunchy no you can't do that
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Nov 24, 2021 22:44
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Thanks for the cooking advice miss. But I'm probably going to go home and shove raw hotdogs in my mouth until I pass out watching a YouTube cat video. Sounds like my usual Thanksgiving.
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Nov 24, 2021 22:47
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:no you can't do that Try and stop me I ❤️ haterz
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Nov 24, 2021 23:32
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Andrex toilet rolls come with instructions 
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Nov 24, 2021 23:39
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Chrs posted:Andrex toilet rolls come with instructions These things suck. Not only do you need to use a seperate Andrex product to get yourself fully clean but you also have to use regular toilet tissue anyway to dry yourself off. And they have the nerve to say they're trying to be more sustainable on top of all this nonsense.
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Nov 24, 2021 23:46
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Yaldabaoth posted:Looks to me like the instructions are saying "It's very easy to cook these meatballs if you use an oven like a normal person but we'll include the other, more convoluted ways if you want to be a complete weirdo".
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Nov 25, 2021 00:04
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...cooking???
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Nov 25, 2021 00:08
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Subway meatballs. Just tell them to fill up a children's beach pail until it's full and charge whatever.
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Nov 25, 2021 00:13
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Seth Pecksniff posted:you know what sucks? Trader Joes instructions. Are you really unable to heat up frozen convenience food? lmao
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Nov 25, 2021 00:14
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Cooking is a huge pain in the rear end and in 2021 we no longer have to make our own food like medieval French peasants. Do you also ride a horse to work instead of taking a car, train, etc? Cooking is literally like that.
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Nov 25, 2021 00:33
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Cooking is a huge pain in the rear end and in 2021 we no longer have to make our own food like medieval French peasants. This but unironically.
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Nov 25, 2021 00:38
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Cooking is a huge pain in the rear end and in 2021 we no longer have to make our own food like medieval French peasants. i'll take my horse to work if i drat well please buster
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Nov 25, 2021 00:40
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Yaldabaoth posted:Looks to me like the instructions are saying "It's very easy to cook these meatballs if you use an oven like a normal person but we'll include the other, more convoluted ways if you want to be a complete weirdo". Yes cooking meatballs in sauce is something only weirdos do.
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Nov 25, 2021 01:43
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Microwaves are of the devil
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Nov 25, 2021 01:51
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Aight I admit I don't get the point of the OP. Is it "well duh of course it's going to be hot?"
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Nov 25, 2021 01:59
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Aight I admit I don't get the point of the OP. Is it "well duh of course it's going to be hot?" That's just it! There is no point!
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Nov 25, 2021 02:01
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Yes cooking meatballs in sauce is something only weirdos do. Does semen count as a sauce, asking for a friend
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Nov 25, 2021 02:02
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Only if you microwave it
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Nov 25, 2021 02:16
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I followed the instructions, the sauce I used was one I had lying around called "Mad Dog 375 Plutonium No. 9." These meatballs definitely taste off somehow, maybe they needed another 5 minutes.
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Nov 25, 2021 02:19
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Mega64 posted:Does semen count as a sauce, asking for a friend I prefer to think of it as more of a condiment but if you’ve got enough to cook meatballs in why not.
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Nov 25, 2021 02:23
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If you put frozen meatballs in the Sunday Gravy you’d get two in the back of the loving head and end up in a dumpster in Bushwick.
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Nov 25, 2021 02:24
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Smugworth posted:That's just it! There is no point! I can't accept that
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Nov 25, 2021 02:35
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Stirring Occasionally would be a great band name !!!  Off to find that thread
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Nov 25, 2021 02:42
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drat those microwave instructions are more complicated than some surgeries
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Nov 25, 2021 05:59
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Aight I admit I don't get the point of the OP. Is it "well duh of course it's going to be hot?" Incorrect. The point is that the warning says the product will be hot without knowing if I actually followed the directions up until that point. Hope that helps.
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Nov 26, 2021 09:16
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How is this even possible for anyone to do? How is an ordinary American, who as we know works 22 hours a day and has four children on the verge of starvation, supposed to find time to do this? Gonna get $40-a-pop family fast food meals every day (plus delivery) *makes six figures* 
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Nov 26, 2021 09:36
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I called 1 877 505 2267 and as soon as the person who answered the phone figures out how to type in this thread's URL that I've been screaming at them for the last half hour you all are in big trouble.
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