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This morning as I sipped my morning coffee I spotted a humble, furtive pilgrim gathering acorns for his Thanksgiving feast with the Indians. He tipped his pilgrim hat to me and I smiled and raised my steaming mug of coffee to him before he took his sack of acorns and trotted back to his pilgrim colony. Post here to discuss your own pilgrim sightings on this blessed Thanksgiving Day.
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Nov 25, 2021 16:42
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One thing I'm not thankful for is this thread
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Nov 25, 2021 16:43
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I saw a Pilgrim going through my trash this morning and when she spotted me she said I was going to hell for using so much lube.
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Nov 25, 2021 16:54
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My piles are grim always
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Nov 25, 2021 16:55
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Saw two Pilgrims going at it over at the freeway overpass, just rutting like mad before man and God. They scampered off like frightened beasts when I shook a bottle with pebbles at them.
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Nov 25, 2021 17:04
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There was one in one of the trees out back firing his little flintlock in the air and being thankful!
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Nov 25, 2021 17:15
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John wayne hosed a pilgrim on e or something i think
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Nov 25, 2021 17:29
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I saw one holding a cornucopia trying to cross a busy highway at night while driving home from work yesterday.
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Nov 25, 2021 17:31
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Saw a few Pilgrims rooting through an empty potatofield. One Pilgrim established eyecontact with me, just moments before braining and swallowing whole a small rodent it had found and was clutching in its claw-like hands.
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Nov 25, 2021 18:33
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Checked the traps this morning. Nothing yet.
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Nov 25, 2021 18:40
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Pilgrims aren't native to my country but our zoo has a breeding pair. I should go check them out.
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Nov 25, 2021 19:17
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I saw pilgrims rooting through my neighbor's trash at night
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Nov 25, 2021 19:21
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death to pilgrims
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Nov 25, 2021 19:30
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the thanksgiving kind, not the islam kind
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Nov 25, 2021 19:31
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Send those people back where they came from, this is our country and we’re full.
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Nov 25, 2021 20:19
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I saw a pilgrim in the closet with Satan
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Nov 25, 2021 20:21
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pilgrims are a invasive species. they can really mess up your pumpkin patches and try to steal your livestock. lucky I have my thermal night vision goggles and my trusty AR 15 to exterminate any that trespass on my land.
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Nov 25, 2021 20:48
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Don’t have that problem here in the sunshine state. I do have to chase off conquistadors every once in a while who think my water softener system is the fountain of youth.
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Nov 25, 2021 20:56
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howdy pilgrim 
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Nov 25, 2021 20:58
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not feeling thankful about your lies op. your dinner will be a bit dryer every lie you tell.
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Nov 25, 2021 20:58
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I just took an enormous an enormous Squanto (it was this post)
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Nov 25, 2021 21:05
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Last year I was sitting in my living room with the backyard blinds open and one walk right to the window and press its body against it. It looked really cold and hungry but I know once you feed or cloth them they never leave.
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Nov 25, 2021 21:11
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Yeah there was one rooting for acorns out back until my dog spotted it and it scampered up a tree. Now it's up there chittering and dropping acorn shells just to antagonize my dog who's running around the tree barking her head off. God I hate this holiday.
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Nov 25, 2021 21:19
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one of my neighbors left a fresh pie on their balcony to cool and I saw a pilgrim trying to climb up and snatch it I hollered at him and he was so shocked he fell. He kind lay there for awhile then he got up and scampered off
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Nov 25, 2021 21:21
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What’s that pilgrim doing to that turkey’s anus?
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Nov 25, 2021 23:36
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No u didn't
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Nov 25, 2021 23:39
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Lil bitch
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Nov 25, 2021 23:39
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Where were they on pilgrimage to?
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Nov 25, 2021 23:41
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I stole his li’l buckle shoes and filled em full of piss
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Nov 25, 2021 23:42
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That’s what I think about pilgrims.
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Nov 25, 2021 23:42
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im bequeathing hezekiah my used sex arse
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Nov 26, 2021 00:51
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The Scientist posted:im bequeathing hezekiah my used sex arse Don't sign your posts!
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Nov 26, 2021 01:03
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if your pilgrims become a nuisance you can make a trap by taking a large bucket and filling it with water and floating a pumpkin pie in the middle, and put a ramp up to it. the pilgrims will enter seeking the pie but due to their heavy shoe buckles cannot swim. be sure to empty the trap regularly
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Nov 26, 2021 02:28
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Nooner posted:John wayne hosed a pilgrim on e or something i think
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Nov 26, 2021 04:36
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My schlong will make a pilgrimage to OP’s prostate.
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Nov 26, 2021 04:46
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Maybe if the pilgrims weren't so stupid they put their belts on their hats they wouldn't have been kicked out of Latvia or wherever in the first place.
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Nov 26, 2021 06:05
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You know, if a colony gets too big to support itself, they begin hanging members of the population for witchcraft.
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Nov 26, 2021 06:13
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So he had a big nutsack huh
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Nov 26, 2021 06:15
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saw a pilgrim drinking a pina colada at trader vics his hair was perfect
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Nov 26, 2021 06:26
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the furtive pilgrim, so easily forgotten
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Nov 26, 2021 06:29
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