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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Tweezer Reprise posted:

i'm turning my monitor on don't worry



lol

https://twitter.com/SeamusBlackley/status/1158264819503419392

https://twitter.com/i/events/1158751367151775745
^^ thread

quote:

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

...

he then revealed that the original xbox logo...





is a sourdough boule

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



it's got the wrong ram dough

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

bread ring of death

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

at yeast it has a good controller

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
owns

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The central theme of the story is morality, but the narrator serves up this theme with generous sides of humor and sarcasm.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

never been happier for this thread to be the opposite of its intended topic

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

breadbox is hueg

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Tweezer Reprise posted:

i'm turning my monitor on don't worry



the starter
it destroyed its tub
yes
YES
the starter is out

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The post received more than 35,000 views in less than 15 years.

Tanners
Dec 13, 2011

woof

DELETE CASCADE posted:

the starter
it destroyed its tub
yes
YES
the starter is out

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

DELETE CASCADE posted:

the starter
it destroyed its tub
yes
YES
the starter is out

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

DELETE CASCADE posted:

the starter
it destroyed its tub
yes
YES
the starter is out

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DELETE CASCADE posted:

the starter
it destroyed its tub
yes
YES
the starter is out

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

DELETE CASCADE posted:

the starter
it destroyed its tub
yes
YES
the starter is out

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
idgi

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.meetmein811.org/2019/04/poem-a-day-april-11-the-tiger-is-out

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Marsh law
Not to be confused with Martial law.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Marsh law
Not to be confused with Martial law.

this is hell, no right to a speedy trial


the courts are swamped

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

they'll bog you down with litigation

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The crypto currency is currently successful.[71]

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Midjack posted:

The crypto currency is currently successful.[71]

rofl

this is my high point, nothing beats that[original research; sources differ]

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Marsh law
Not to be confused with Martial law.

under martian law, doctors and other wizards are forbidden

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Marsh law
Not to be confused with Martial law.

This article is about the dish of french fries, cheese curds and gravy. For the Acadian dish of boiled potato dumplings, see Poutine râpée. For the Russian politician, see Vladimir Putin.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Others bowdlerized the quote, in some cases replacing the female genital reference with "a tight [obscenity]" and the scatological reference with "a warm place to [vulgarism]" or "warm toilet seats". The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal said the original statement was available in the newspaper office; more than 200 stopped by to read it. The San Diego Evening Tribune offered to mail a copy of the whole quotation to anyone who requested it; more than 3,000 readers did.[18]

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
i had forgotten that particular racist joke, thanks for reminding me about the tight obscenity

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
A knowledgeable Checker viewer, however, will note that many movies set in the 1950s and 1960s use Checker cabs built in the 1970s and early 1980s, since the bodies were virtually the same, and due to the lack of usable early specimens.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_candies#United_States

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
"This association accounts for the marginally accurate phrase, ..."
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WKCR-FM

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ultravoices posted:

i had forgotten that particular racist joke, thanks for reminding me about the tight obscenity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vK2kScsa2Q

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

'cause you don't want the dog lookin' at you

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
I'm writing a round of trivia about various -ologies, and found this, which is not worthless, but still needs to be posted here.

quote:

Necroplanetology – study of the destruction of planets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_branches_of_science :black101:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

darthbob88 posted:

I'm writing a round of trivia about various -ologies, and found this, which is not worthless, but still needs to be posted here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_branches_of_science :black101:

Try this for sourcedl! https://www.alieward.com/ologies

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

darthbob88 posted:

I'm writing a round of trivia about various -ologies, and found this, which is not worthless, but still needs to be posted here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_branches_of_science :black101:

And it's a real thing too.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

I found that, but a) I'd rather read a few Wikipedia articles than listen to several hours of a podcast, and b) a lot of the subjects there fall at the wrong level of obscurity for bar trivia IMO, being either too obvious, like oceanology or penguinology, or too obscure, like philematology or any of the people interviewed.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

darthbob88 posted:

I found that, but a) I'd rather read a few Wikipedia articles than listen to several hours of a podcast, and b) a lot of the subjects there fall at the wrong level of obscurity for bar trivia IMO, being either too obvious, like oceanology or penguinology, or too obscure, like philematology or any of the people interviewed.
Hrm well it may not be needs-suiting but it's still really good

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



planeta* delenda est

* this one

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Feh, fortasse anum tuum esse delendam

hoc planetam est quo stuff servo meo, et non volo cacare in nulla gravitatē.

Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Dec 4, 2021

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Hrm well it may not be needs-suiting but it's still really good
Oh yeah, I expect it's pretty good science-education stuff. It's just not helpful for what I'm working on here.

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Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
  • 219 is a happy number.[1]
  • Mertens function(219) = 4, a record high.[2]
  • There are 219 partially ordered sets on four labeled elements.[3]
  • 219 is the smallest number that can be represented as a sum of four positive cubes in two different ways.[4]
  • There are 219 different space groups, discrete and full-dimensional sets of symmetries of three-dimensional space or of crystal structures.

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