ITT NASA announced a large asteroid will impact Earth in 1 month's time

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porfiria: Dec 10, 2008; by Modern Video Games

drat, I'll never get to play Elden Ring. Or make love, probably.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:09

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 02:16

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

This won't affect me. :smug:

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:09

Outpost22: Oct 11, 2012; RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Since when do we believe what NASA has to say about anything? :tinfoil:

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:10

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Wrong dipshits. Elons battery car is whipping around mars now and will smash into the asteroid at �ludicrous� speed.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:13

dk2m: May 6, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL9aJcqrtnw

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:14

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

getting ready to buy the biggest stock market dip in history

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:17

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

(Cuts off balls)

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:22

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

GoFundMe to send Bruce Willis on Elon Musk's starship to drill 800 feet deep with his Boring machine into the comet and detonate a small nuclear warhead.

Assuming we make our stretch goals, we will send along people who are qualified to fly a spaceship, drill, and operate a nuclear warhead. If we really blow it out of the water, we'll fund an extra 2nd starship with Ben Affleck.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:25

ohnobugs: Feb 22, 2003

LMAO at those losers stuck on the ISS

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:27

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

DiCaprio should do more comedy. He's actually kinda funny.

That cast, though.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:35

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:36

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

*People spend a month arguing about politics instead of figuring out how to destroy the asteroid*

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:47

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Is that a covid analogy?

# ? Nov 27, 2021 05:49

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Waltzing Along posted:

Is that a covid analogy?

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:08

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

BigBadSteve posted:

(Cuts off balls)

how will you pee without the temporary storage

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nuts and Gum posted:

Wrong dipshits. Elons battery car is whipping around mars now and will smash into the asteroid at �ludicrous� speed.

Lol it slams into it behind ensuring it goes faster

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:27

Vanilla Bison: Mar 27, 2010

oh thank GOD all that car maintenance i've been putting off doesn't matter anymore

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:32

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

So orgy?

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:34

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Sophy Wackles posted:

*People spend a month arguing about politics instead of figuring out how to destroy the asteroid*

its fake news liberal ploy there is no asteroid

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vanilla Bison posted:

oh thank GOD all that car maintenance i've been putting off doesn't matter anymore

Now's the time to extend your car warranty

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:50

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

Philthy posted:

its fake news liberal ploy there is no asteroid

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:50

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I hope it lands directly on my balls

# ? Nov 27, 2021 06:55

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

One month?
Jeez
Ok gonna smoke again :haw:

.road trip to Georgia to party with Blue Train I guess

# ? Nov 27, 2021 07:05

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

imma eat all the junk food

# ? Nov 27, 2021 08:34

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

*walks the street downtown yelling*

ANYONE GOT ANY DRUGS? NEED SOME DRUGS! WOULD LOVE SOME DRUGS

# ? Nov 27, 2021 08:42

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

gonna petition joe biden to start a war, just for old times sake

# ? Nov 27, 2021 08:48

French Accent: Feb 3, 2012

perfect time to play final fantasy 7

# ? Nov 27, 2021 09:03

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

French Accent posted:

perfect time to play final fantasy 7

Or Majora's Mask.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 09:26

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Thanks Obama!

# ? Nov 27, 2021 11:21

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Shut the gently caress up nasa

# ? Nov 27, 2021 11:25

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Milo and POTUS posted:

Lol it slams into it behind ensuring it goes faster

lmao we deserve this future

# ? Nov 27, 2021 11:29

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

NASA steers the asteroid directly into Moscow, fulfilling the ambitions of our space program�s founders. The ultimate V weapon.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 11:33

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

large asteroid nfts bid starting at 1btc/69eth/420doge

# ? Nov 27, 2021 11:38

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Vanilla Bison posted:

oh thank GOD ~~all that car maintenance i've been putting off doesn't matter anymore~~

# ? Nov 27, 2021 11:41

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

This is good for Bitcoin!

# ? Nov 27, 2021 11:49

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Seth Pecksniff posted:

# ? Nov 27, 2021 12:08

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

There's an Australian movie released about 10 years ago called These Final Hours. It's one of the most accurate takes on what the apocalypse would be like.

I'd hope to party, booze, snort, and gently caress til I drop but I'd probably be killed and mutilated by multiple sex perverts.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 15:17

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I have a question re: The giant asteroid headed directly into earth.

Will the Pig's Giant Balls and Phuc Yu be alright?

# ? Nov 27, 2021 15:44

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

They were so preoccupied about if they could destroy the asteroid and save the Earth, nobody asked if they should

# ? Nov 27, 2021 15:54

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Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

On one hand its good that everyone will die but otoh alot of animals are going to be vaporized too

# ? Nov 27, 2021 15:55

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