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People get hung up on the time machine part, but once that's sorted how would you do the deed? Guys who stand up in cars probably also stand up in boats. I'd take him on a nice little rowing trip and WHOOPS! Make it look like an accident
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AHH F/UGH posted:I wouldn't Excuse me!!!
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AHH F/UGH posted:I wouldn't lazy bastard
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Nov 27, 2021 08:48
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Wizard Master posted:Edit: uneccesarily rude. Dude, it's hitler
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Id swag on him
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Spawn a 2nd hitler and have him kill him its the 1 person they'd never suspect
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i'd go to 1880s england and join the army, slowly working my way up the ranks, and when WW1 hits i'll have the authority to send thousands of young men to their graves in order to kill a single german dispatch runner
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Wall Balls posted:i'd go to 1880s england and join the army, slowly working my way up the ranks, and when WW1 hits i'll have the authority to send thousands of young men to their graves in order to kill a single german dispatch runner 
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Nov 27, 2021 08:59
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I’d sabotage hitler’s mech suit
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I'd print out every wikipedia article on WW2 and give them to him: When he saw what a failure he was he'd kill himself out of shame.
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Nov 27, 2021 09:06
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I feel like Blondi could be turned. Dog attack.
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I wouldn't. I'd bribe the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts to accept him as a student instead.
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Tarquinn posted:I wouldn't. What if his art was worse than the holocaust? For reference: the holocaust was extremely bad
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Nov 27, 2021 09:26
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I'd shoot up his mom's club before his dad did the fateful night that conceived him. Maybe I'd just be his father and I guess that's worse.
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Nov 27, 2021 09:29
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I'm Hitler
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Nov 27, 2021 09:29
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You kill Hitler with Hitler
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The Alchemist posted:You kill Hitler with Hitler If you clone hitler to kill hitler there's a risk they'll fall in love and make a baby that's 200% hitler Then we're hosed
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Nov 27, 2021 09:36
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i would paint a realistic looking tunnel entrance on a brick wall and he would drive right into it
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I would goad him into rising to power as fascist dictator and launching a disastrously ill-thought out war on multiple fronts, led by a coalition of whichever maladjusted weirdos are most capable of bootlicking and betraying their way to the top in the utterly dysfunctional regime he has created. Then, when his forces collapsed under the weight of their own incompetence, I would simply wait for him to commit suicide in his bunker. Simple and convenient!
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I would kick him in the face at an opportune moment during my audition on Venus to play the role of myself
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i already did kill him, it happened in 1945 no i wont go into details about it
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Poo gas
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What if you told him how he failed?
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I would simply debate him in the marketplace of ideas.
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Bad Purchase posted:i would paint a realistic looking tunnel entrance on a brick wall and he would drive right into it Excellent. No seatbelts for herr stands-in-cars
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Im part of the tolerant left movement, so i would try to reach some kind of middleground with him.
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Bad Purchase posted:i would paint a realistic looking tunnel entrance on a brick wall and he would drive right into it That’s actually how Patton died
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Kill him with kindness.
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And poison.
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What if you went back in time and turned him into a good person?
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making him read your posts should do the job
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What if you went back in time and turned him into a good person? I would convince him that Germany is a lost cause, and great opportunity awaits a man of his skills and talent in America. I'd even buy him a one way ticket so he could get there... just in time for the Great Depression. 
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Maybe the real question though should be would you actually go back in time and kill Hitler? Like it or not, probably your entire life would be completely different without Hitler causing WW2. Hell, your baby boomer parents might not have even been born if your grandparents didn't gently caress after WW2.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Maybe the real question though should be would you actually go back in time and kill Hitler? Like it or not, probably your entire life would be completely different without Hitler causing WW2. Hell, your baby boomer parents might not have even been born if your grandparents didn't gently caress after WW2. Jews would be all over the place
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Maybe the real question though should be would you actually go back in time and kill Hitler? Like it or not, probably your entire life would be completely different without Hitler causing WW2. Hell, your baby boomer parents might not have even been born if your grandparents didn't gently caress after WW2. And the answer is get your rear end in the machine and kill hitler in the manner of your choosing
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