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Or do you go in a different room? Trying to figure this out because I heard a story about a chick trying to suck her bfs dick but she was getting frustrated because his biological father was sitting right there in the same room. She also does a super creepy impersonation of his mother when she starts to squat down. I’m wondering where the line is here? I think the forces of nature that prevent this from happening might be interpreted as an alternate source at this point. Anybody got a girlfriend that shove they bfs mom in the closet so she can give him a blowie? 
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Nov 27, 2021 10:39
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Usually I fart piss n poo poo
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Nov 27, 2021 10:43
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I use a sheet to separate the cock sucking and the living room like Joseph smith used to translate the word of god from ancient golden Egyptian plates while his buddy sucked his dick under the table.
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Nov 27, 2021 11:23
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family gloryhole usually sorts that out, then everyone gets to participate and bond
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Nov 27, 2021 11:35
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My parents are too fat OP. It wouldn't be possible to suck a dick around my parents. Just no way to make that work.
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Nov 27, 2021 13:21
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Like, suck your own dick? 
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Nov 27, 2021 13:49
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Parents so fat you suck dick around your momma.
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Nov 27, 2021 13:57
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Well my parents are 2000 miles away so i can suck all the dick i want  I am remembering my high school days when my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend at the time and he was fingering me or something. It's not a good feeling having your parents see that. But hey, horny high school kids will be horny. So that's the only situation i can think of when people suck dick around their parents and it's... sort of normal? I guess? I feel like getting caught having sex is some kind of high school rite of passage.
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Nov 27, 2021 14:05
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Sucking dick isnt just something you can stop doing cuz ur at ur parents house
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Nov 27, 2021 14:12
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I live on another continental but every month they get a postcard with a tally of all the dicks I've socket in the latest period. Most times it's just a series of Xs without comment as they know what it means but every once in a while I'll write DICKS SUCKED in capitals to be sure they don't forget. Feel like our relationship is stronger since I read the suggestion to do this in Good Housekeeping.
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Nov 27, 2021 14:51
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Lotta perverts itt
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Nov 27, 2021 14:56
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yeah whatever you say Seth 'Pecksniffer"
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Nov 27, 2021 14:57
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like go sniff some pecks you gently caress
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Nov 27, 2021 14:57
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im sry im just upset cuz someone sniffed my peck on a public bus in 1997 and I've been traumatized from the assault ever since
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Nov 27, 2021 14:58
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My parents are usually pretty busy so its hard to get our schedules to line up
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Nov 27, 2021 15:02
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i have no mouth and i must SUCK DICK
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Nov 27, 2021 15:05
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:My parents are usually pretty busy so its hard to get our schedules to line up Zoom and MS can help with this. Not the same but needs must.
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Nov 27, 2021 15:13
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i have no mouth and i must SUCK DICK learn to inhale through ur rear end in a top hat
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Nov 27, 2021 15:20
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a creepy colon posted:im sry im just upset cuz someone sniffed my peck on a public bus in 1997 and I've been traumatized from the assault ever since Wish someone would sniff my peck
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Nov 27, 2021 15:39
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A thanksgiving cornucopia of cock just like Johnny Buckleshoes sucked on the first thanksgiving while native americans danced and sang (and also sucked)
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Nov 27, 2021 15:42
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I’m pretty certain this chick thinks she’s “ironed out all the kinks in the system” and that she’s going to try it again, or ask someone else to try it to make sure her 6 different insane theories are all correct.
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Nov 27, 2021 17:51
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Im actually too busy for this kind of juvenile bullshit, OP.
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Nov 27, 2021 17:55
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if im around my parents and need my junk sucked ill usually just have a venomous snake bite me right on the tip. how else am i going to get the venom out???
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Nov 27, 2021 17:58
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OP are u doing okay? maybe have a nice grilled ham+cheese sandwich and a diet dr. pepper and see if that helps
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Nov 27, 2021 17:59
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Chinatown posted:OP are u doing okay? Hmmm I’m kind of busy deprogramming about 20 brainwashed people who were nearly out of their cult programming but got flash reprogrammed from one bad move and are likely to kill themselves and who are extremely resistant to anything I say or anything associated with me, pretty much on watch 24/7 to make sure they don’t gently caress up or kill themselves for the last 3 weeks, but yeah maybe I can squeeze a ham sandwich in there for myself somewhere, cool. 
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Nov 27, 2021 18:13
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I suck dick around OP's parents, but not my own
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Nov 27, 2021 18:25
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hmmm I’m kind of busy deprogramming about 20 brainwashed people who were nearly out of their cult programming but got flash reprogrammed from one bad move and are likely to kill themselves and who are extremely resistant to anything I say or anything associated with me, pretty much on watch 24/7 to make sure they don’t gently caress up or kill themselves for the last 3 weeks, but yeah maybe I can squeeze a ham sandwich in there for myself somewhere, cool. its gotta be grilled aight? nice n toasty!!! 
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Nov 27, 2021 18:26
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Now that I think of it, I'm not sure I've ever even sucked dick in the same state as my parents.
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Nov 27, 2021 18:29
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hmmm I’m kind of busy deprogramming about 20 brainwashed people who were nearly out of their cult programming but got flash reprogrammed from one bad move and are likely to kill themselves and who are extremely resistant to anything I say or anything associated with me, pretty much on watch 24/7 to make sure they don’t gently caress up or kill themselves for the last 3 weeks, but yeah maybe I can squeeze a ham sandwich in there for myself somewhere, cool. What on earth? I'm gonna need to hear more about this situation you're in, OP.
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Nov 27, 2021 18:36
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All the no nos are goal goals now, success in any category equals death or lock up, the system won’t let me do these things so it’s obviously not working, must find a way around this no matter who I hurt.. Because really it’s such an important goal to suck dick in front of people’s biological parents. She has to persist with this poo poo forever if it didn’t work once. It’s the most important thing right now even if people are dying because of it.
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Nov 27, 2021 19:11
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YeahTubaMike posted:Now that I think of it, I'm not sure I've ever even sucked dick in the same state as my parents. *sidles up to you and slides down aviator glasses* EYYYY WANNA TRY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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Nov 27, 2021 19:30
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:All the no nos are goal goals now, success in any category equals death or lock up, the system won’t let me do these things so it’s obviously not working, must find a way around this no matter who I hurt.. That is some high stakes dick sucking. I dunno if i could handle the pressure
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Nov 27, 2021 19:40
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It was definitely worth a month of carpet bombings.
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Nov 27, 2021 19:46
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hmmm I’m kind of busy deprogramming about 20 brainwashed people who were nearly out of their cult programming but got flash reprogrammed from one bad move and are likely to kill themselves and who are extremely resistant to anything I say or anything associated with me, pretty much on watch 24/7 to make sure they don’t gently caress up or kill themselves for the last 3 weeks, but yeah maybe I can squeeze a ham sandwich in there for myself somewhere, cool. You can always get Jimmy John’s freaky fast delivery
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Nov 27, 2021 21:40
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I suck my dads dick all the time
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Nov 27, 2021 22:53
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I think some levels of stupidity require effort to sustain.
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Nov 28, 2021 00:22
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Lol what is this 1955? Just lol if you don’t suck dick in front of your parents. I draw the line at eating rear end in front of them though. It’s just not polite to do at the dinner table.
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Nov 28, 2021 01:00
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Not since my mum filed the restraining order  Also realistically I don't live with my parent and don't visit her for enough time to gently caress a partner. I have other funny accidental stories but none that involve my mum. Sadly.
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Nov 28, 2021 01:17
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If I don't my dad punches me and calls me useless.
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Nov 28, 2021 01:30
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It's widely accepted that by banking enough Good Boy Points your parents will even pay for the floating rib removal surgery to encourage their adult son's lifelong hobbies.
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