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A mummy with 0s and 1s painted in green ink over black bandages terrorizes the entire town. The monster, screaming "I AM CRYPT-O!", eventually gets caught by the gang before being unmasked as a clear caricature of Elon Musk, hellbent on capturing people and explaining "the blockchain" to them.
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I just poo'd myself a little reading such terror. Would be dope to have a satirical Scooby-Doo tho.
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Nov 28, 2021 05:32
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the vampire mortician who dresses up as a normal town person to commit crimes
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Nov 28, 2021 06:26
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A Chicago PD officer tries to shoot Scooby but misses and wings Fred in the leg
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Nov 28, 2021 06:28
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A stupid piece of poo poo
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Nov 28, 2021 06:28
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The villain is the ghost of great-grandpa Scooby, a dog who fought for the Confederacy in the civil war. The special guest star is Idris Elba.
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Nov 28, 2021 06:31
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Aha! Your tricks are through Mr. So called Mothman! You're just a bigfoot with a wingsuit!
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Nov 28, 2021 06:49
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Who What Now posted:The villain is the ghost of great-grandpa Scooby, a dog who fought for the Confederacy in the civil war. The special guest star is Idris Elba. This is ridiculous. Even a human's great grandfather wouldn't typically be old enough to have served in the Civil War. A 1970s dog's great grandfather would have maybe been around for WWII.
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Nov 28, 2021 08:13
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Wow OP, what an insightful commentary on current events. Presenting this via a Scooby Doo framework really makes your points pop. Thanks to you I now realize Elon Musk is the villain.
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Nov 28, 2021 08:17
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I've never trusted Fred
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Nov 28, 2021 08:18
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What do you mean "new" villains? Aren't all Scooby Do villains Old Man Jenkins in a rubber suit trying to scare away people from his amusement park for ... reasons.
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Nov 28, 2021 08:20
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Oh no, the newer cartoon movies go some weird places.
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Nov 28, 2021 08:24
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crypt-o is adding this terrible thread to his block chain as we speak
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Nov 28, 2021 08:29
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DreadUnknown posted:Oh no, the newer cartoon movies go some weird places. Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated (the premier version of this franchise) ends on such a complete mindfuck when you consider all the implications.
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Nov 28, 2021 08:34
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i hosed shaggy
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Nov 28, 2021 08:53
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and shagged fucky
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Nov 28, 2021 08:53
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:i hosed shaggy He farted when u did it
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Nov 28, 2021 09:03
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Like, I poo poo myself scoobs!
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Nov 28, 2021 09:03
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A person of size who hoovers up every Scooby Snack he sees
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Nov 28, 2021 09:09
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A person of means who is also a person of beans and is pretending to haunt the last independently-owned coffee shop as a ghost called Howie Halloween.
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Nov 28, 2021 09:09
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AcidCat posted:Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated (the premier version of this franchise) ends on such a complete mindfuck when you consider all the implications. You're going to need to let us know because it's not like the rest of us are rushing out to watch this masterpiece. Holding back on the spoilers like it's inside information. lmao are you kidding with this poo poo?
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Nov 28, 2021 10:52
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schmorky
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Nov 28, 2021 10:58
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That show is up there with Avatar as poo poo that bored tf out of me but I felt compelled to watch an episode or two of because adults I knew went ape over it and kept recommending it. Turns out it's still just poo poo for kids and is insanely mind numbing to watch
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Nov 28, 2021 11:00
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the only people who actually liked scooby doo were perverts who liked watching a doughy midwestern tomboy crawl around on her knees looking for her glasses
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Nov 28, 2021 11:03
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BasicLich posted:the only people who actually liked scooby doo were perverts who liked watching a doughy midwestern tomboy crawl around on her knees looking for her glasses Calm down. But yeah it never made sense to me even as a kid. Just a garbled plot and no real jokes
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Nov 28, 2021 11:18
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okay i was being hyperbolic, there was also a considerable inbuilt audience in big sandwich fans that had been underserved since the end of the heyday of Dagwood Bumstead
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Nov 28, 2021 11:31
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Shaggy should have had Scooby-Doo put down for just like, stealing his food and eating it in front of him while Shaggy is right in the heighth of weed hunger, dude builds huge sandwiches and us ready to chow down snd that drat dog eats it. Are we supposed to laugh at that? loving piece of poo poo
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Nov 28, 2021 11:33
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counterpoint: Shaggy was the master at shuffling a stack of bread and cold cuts like a deck of cards and expertly dealing himself and his stoned dog a handsome meal
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Nov 28, 2021 11:34
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Counterpoint: gently caress dat bitch
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Nov 28, 2021 11:35
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Man I just remembered I watched this new Scooby-Doo doo movie while I was high as gently caress. It like starts off as an origin story of how shaggy and Scooby-Doo meet
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Nov 28, 2021 11:37
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Counterpoint: gently caress dat bitch he did, where do you think scrappy doo came from
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Nov 28, 2021 11:37
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I feel like eventually shaggy and Scooby would just tell the rest of those fucks they just aren't coming. Like they're staying home to smoke and get take out and watch the Knicks game
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Nov 28, 2021 11:37
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Shaggy pulls a knife on Fred and says "Like, suck my balls bitch"
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Nov 28, 2021 11:40
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Big Beef City posted:I feel like eventually shaggy and Scooby would just tell the rest of those fucks they just aren't coming. they must be following the dead around
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Nov 28, 2021 11:41
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Solve the mystery of deez nuts, man!
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Nov 28, 2021 11:42
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Shaggy gets sick of it and just domes the ghost with a .45 as the gang screams in shock at the loud report of the gun blast within the resonating acoustics of the old Johnson's mansion on the haunted colonial era slave plantation
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Nov 28, 2021 11:43
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Shaggy just starts capturing the villains and brutally torturing and executing them.
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Nov 28, 2021 11:51
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Scooby talks in his dorky voice but barks viciously whenever 'those' people are around. The gang is mortified. Shaggy doesn't notice.
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Nov 28, 2021 11:52
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Scooby mauls and kills scrappy then eats the dead body, they bury the half eaten heap of flesh and bone haphazardly because who gives a poo poo
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Shaggy finally has enough and pulls Fred's mask off revealing him to be the real shaggy. The real shaggy then pulls shaggys mask off revealing him to be Fred. This leads to a Spiderman pointing at Spiderman style standoff. Velma gets sick in the background.
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