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ahhahahahahahaha I was about to post this but  maybe now it'll become a functional platform, as by most accounts he's been the main obstacle to kicking nazis and poo poo off the site
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He's literally on stairs in the post about him 'stepping down'.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:ahhahahahahahaha I was about to post this but It'll always be poo poo, much like every other social media platform ever created
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Everyone is buying up the twitter stock hoping the next CEO will go in with the goal of selling out to Facebook or Google.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Everyone is buying up the twitter stock hoping the next CEO will go in with the goal of selling out to Facebook or Google. CNBC is reporting that the next CEO's goals are to double revenue and increase membership to like 315 million plus by 2023 which is.... dubious, to say the least https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/29/twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-is-expected-to-step-down-sources-say.html
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Seth Pecksniff posted:CNBC is reporting that the next CEO's goals are to double revenue and increase membership to like 315 million plus by 2023 which is.... dubious, to say the least selling the company to facebook would achieve both of those goals i am VERY smart
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I’m not sure there are actual legitimate twitter users at all anymore. It’s a social network of bots and “influencers”. And ofc something awful posters posting hot takes from bots and influencers.
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Nov 29, 2021 16:50
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GolfHole posted:selling the company to facebook would achieve both of those goals With how much scrutiny Facebook is under there is no way that sale would go through. It would be very interesting to see google buy it maybe. Social media is a grift anyways. The idea that they could significantly increase numbers doesn’t even sound useful. They should lean in on their most intense addicts at this point.
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Sophy Wackles posted:I’m not sure there are actual legitimate twitter users at all anymore. It’s a social network of bots and “influencers”. And ofc something awful posters posting hot takes from bots and influencers. A lot of people in entertainment and publishing believe you have to be on it to succeed so it’s actually massive with those people. It makes sense because every editor in book publishing is posting 24/7, but it really seems like a place to show editors you are having mental breakdowns on the reg and call people you used to work with names so you can’t be trusted. I would be really interested to see the number of actual consumers on the site. It’s higher than you might think, but their engagement is absurdly low.
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Jack Dorsey should be the name of a friendly dolphin or beluga whale.
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lol lowtax probably could have gotten unbanned
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Sophy Wackles posted:I’m not sure there are actual legitimate twitter users at all anymore. It’s a social network of bots and “influencers”. And ofc something awful posters posting hot takes from bots and influencers. jack sell Twitter to getfiscal let him reign supreme
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my dog died im sad posted:Jack Dorsey should be the name of a friendly dolphin or beluga whale. I was thinking more like friendly wildlife show host.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:15
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Hope he gets gently massaged by nazis.
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i guess this means jack was getting in the way of exciting monetezation ideas. finally twitter will be more friendly to the brands.
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Shouldn't have gone public before going full Howard Hughes.
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"In wake of CEO Jack Dorsey stepping down, Twitter board approves namechange to "[n-word].com"
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You Are A Elf posted:Maybe nazis will finally get punish What if it attracts more nazis somehow.
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Now he can be a full-time Nazi instead of a full-time Nazi-enabler.
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So long, let every door hit your worthless rear end on the way out
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1465329804421521417?t=hDuRrp0QMbYifAuQuW4FcA&s=19 Maybe they shouldn't have let a homeless person be CEO.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:CNBC is reporting that the next CEO's goals are to double revenue and increase membership to like 315 million plus by 2023 which is.... dubious, to say the least He's also some crypto bro so you can probably NFT your tweets or some dumb poo poo
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EorayMel posted:What if it attracts more nazis somehow. Yup: https://twitter.com/DanielNewman/status/1465347427570003968?s=20
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:He's also some crypto bro so you can probably NFT your tweets or some dumb poo poo Hell yeah he's gonna drive Twitter into the ground I love this idea
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Hell yeah he's gonna drive Twitter into the ground Are those dumb enough to be invested in Twitter stock smart enough to dump it before Captain NFT performs a solo version of "The Aristocrats" all over a company? We'll soon find out!
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LOL the white supremacists are melting down that Twitter is gonna be run by a BBIMP lollllll
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They would exceed all their revenue targets if they had the balls to charge $10 for an account and to unban your account after it is suspended.
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what kind of pathetic founder doesn't keep hold of a majority of shares to prevent the board from firing them? that's as dumb as voluntary nuclear disarmament.
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I think this thread should be about nuclear weapons now. Personally, im pro nuking new york, washington dc and LA
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Welp. The only reason I'd give a poo poo if there was a new CEO is if they addressed the nazi/republican problem. So I guess that's not going to happen.
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https://twitter.com/paraga/status/28773976508 caliente
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Guess starving himself so he could could feel special was never good enough.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:They would exceed all their revenue targets if they had the balls to charge $10 for an account and to unban your account after it is suspended. Trump could be Twitter's Dare.
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Stock is now down 1.6% from where it opened, lol. Good job algos
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